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Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards Bird

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Bird stared at bagel in Man’s hand. Why he no give me bagel, thought Bird. Why dont he think about Birb??

“So, yeah, I think I’ll be late heading home this year,” said Man to Black Rectangle that he held near ear. “No, no, there’s no need to delay the Christmas dinner. Just save me some pie!” He laughed.

He have pie but no give Bird baggel? thought Bird. Greeby man.

“Goodbye!” Man put Rectangle in pocket, turned towards Bird. “Oh, hey there, little guy. Want the rest of this?” He held out bagel.

Yissss, thought Bird. Gimme gimme gimme.