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birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Today is Public Announcement Service because okay we needs has talk tweeters
11:56 AM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Because in park while I minding own business be decarling ownership of tREE
11:58 AM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
(Is my; just ask anyone I declare it so am Pesident of tree)
12:00 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
EMPOROR of Tree. Branches is MInE, and Acorns, and eespecally goldfish CraCKers under Tree belong to ME, BIRD.
12:02 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
So esplain how Human justify just put blanket down on crackers that are not even belong to Human
12:04 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
What kind of cRIMInal builds picnic on top of Bird already having picnic with goldfish crackers where is justice
12:05 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
"Shoo" he say. SHOO. BIRD DOE NOT SHOO our feet are made for freedoms
12:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Not only failure to respct property rights and Law of Soverignity and RULE OF LAW
12:09 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Failure to Rspect ME, BIRD. Decendent of DINOSAUR.
12:09 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Observe! Birb has Feathrs what else has feathers is it dinosaur it are dinosaur.
12:11 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Human does not has feathers cats does not has feathrs DoGS does not has either only DINOSAUR have feathers.
12:13 PM - 30 Jun 2016
GoodHeadNoShoulders
@lettucerights
"Only DINOSAUR have feathers" @ProBirdsRights has a point.
12:14 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
@lettucerights I has six points seven if Beak is counted which is further proof of status as Dinosaur
12:16 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Mighty claws talons are signature point of Bird and Dinosaur can defeat any enemy obstacle
12:17 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Wait what Human is summon REInforCEMENTS? Backup Human and small Human and basket?
12:19 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
PICknick BASKET??? Are there sandwhiches in basket give them to me is rent for use of TREE
12:21 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Human may have BaSKet that resist even DINOsauR talons but cannot defeat _BIRB_ no matter how many reinforcements
12:24 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Not backup Human or chick cub larva(???) human can prevent Me get Revenge you ignore at your peril
12:26 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
When sandwhich come out of basket Human cannot defend and is be my
12:28 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Now Human is reading BooK to larva human what kind of picknic is this where is sandwhiches or croisant is also okay where is it
12:30 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Is this book about DINOSAUR???? This is picture of T-rex is basically my uncle we are family
12:32 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Why is Humans always read book for dinosaur facts give me sandwhich and I will tell you everything about Dinosaur
12:34 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
One: Dinosaur is very handsome Two: Dinosaur is hungry Three: Dinosaur wants sandwhich give me sandwhich
12:36 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
Oh my god; I’m at the park with Steve and Tonya and the craziest chickadee I have ever seen in my life.
12:36 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Yes Human it is correct Dinosaur is apex predator very impressive you must respect and give lunch
12:38 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
Like, the minute we put the picnic basket down, this bird just landed on the handle and started tweeting like _crazy_.
12:38 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Wait what you mean Dinosaur are extinct how is justify you tell larva human BOOK OF LIES excuse
12:40 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
EXCUSE
12:41 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
This is propogation of lies and erasure of lived experience as dinosauor of ME
12:41 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Also why is T-Rex no feathers and walk around NAked RUDE no Bird or Dinosaur is naked always feathers
12:43 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Feathers No SHOOs You do not SHOO T-Rex, like you do no SHOO bird he will not be SHOOed
12:44 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
Now the bird’s landed on the book he’s reading to Tonya and it’s screaming in his face while he tries to make TRex noises. #chickadeewrath
12:44 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
DINOSAUR are right here don’t ingore when I are tweeting at you
12:45 PM - 30 Jun 2016
Don’t Mind Me
@casualbystander
@bankerbrad pics or it didn’t happen
12:46 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
@casualbystander Do you think I would make this up? #chickadeewrath
12:48 PM - 30 Jun 2016
Don’t Mind Me
@casualbystander
@bankerbrad I don’t know if that’s adorable or terrifying. Should you maybe try to shoo it away?
12:49 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
BIRDS DON OT SHOOOOO no shoo
12:49 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Also do you think that is Dinosaur sounds because Dinosaur does not mammal sounds (cultural appropriation??????)
12:50 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Dinosaur has majestic and fearsome cry of hunting Bird do you need demonstrate I demonstrate
12:51 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Mammal sounds is nothing like clearly are you impress I assume you are impress and also respect
12:53 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
@casualbystanderAre you kidding? 1. Watching Steve try to ignore #chickadeewrath while reading aloud about Tyrannosaurs is hilarious
12:53 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
@casualbystander 2. Tonya is loving this bird. She’s grinning and clapping and Steve might think it’s at his TRex impersonation but it’s not.
12:53 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
What now backup Human opened basket get sandwhich wHAt IS THIs?
12:55 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
first Human make mockery of CULTURAL HERITGAGE of Birds and now backup Human tries to EAT BRIDS SANDWHICH????
12:56 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
@bankerbrad "chickadee wrath"? Really?
12:56 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
For those following along at home, the world’s most demented bird has just abandoned me and Tonya for Brad.
12:57 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
How is fair??? What is justice???
12:57 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
(Also, I don’t actually think this is a chickadee, @bankerbrad; it’s really obviously a robin?)
12:58 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
@dadness_evergreen Yes, really, are you telling me this isn’t the most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen? (and, it’s clearly a chickadee)
12:59 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Human is tweetering on phone and IGnorE????? How????? Pay attention when I are making demands!!!
12:59 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
Okay, now the robin is trying to steal my husband’s sandwich.
12:59 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
Also, it turns out Tonya finds watching her father try to defend his lunch with one hand while tweeting with the other while –
1:00 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
–a crazy bird tries to steal his sandwich _way_ more interesting than Tales of the Thunder Lizards.
1:00 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
HA! Bird is APEX PREDATOR!!! VICTORY AND BREAD BOTH ARE MINE
1:01 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Humans may steal crackers and deny sandwhich but DINOSAUR BIRD is always prevail!!
1:02 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
Holy shit. Have you ever seen a robin fly off with an entire piece of bread? Because now I have.
1:03 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
It’s still a chickadee @dadness_evergreen, but yeah that was kind of impressive. That piece of bread was bigger than it was.
1:03 PM - 30 Jun 2016
Don’t Mind Me
@casualbystander
@dadness_evergreen What did your chickadee do???
1:03 PM - 30 Jun 2016
"Steve No" STEVE YES
@dadness_evergreen
@casualbystander Snatched the top right off of Brad’s sandwich and launched itself into the air. (And it’s still a robin.)
1:04 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Bird does not retreat BIRD NEVER RETREAT just tactical withdraw to TREE with FRUITS OF VICTORY is bread fruit, I assume yes
1:04 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Humans know they cannot defeat they do not even try just surrender sandwhich to rightful owner
1:05 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Are amaze at total domination of BIRD who is best and most superior of all and eat bread in tree as EMPOROR of Tree
1:06 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
Aaaand now Tonya has decided she’s bored with T-Rex and wants a book on birds.
1:06 PM - 30 Jun 2016
This is Brad
@bankerbrad
(Steve tried to start reading about T-Rex again, but she wasn’t having any of it. "No Dino! Bird! Bird!" it’s adorable.)
1:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
Larva human apreciate yes bow down to most apex and handsome and best animal ME
1:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016
birdsrightsactivist
@probirdrights
VICTORY FOR BIRD DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016