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Human and Hating It

Summary:

Emily saves Alastor from annihilation by accidentally turning him human. While the Hotel mourns his death and Hell falls under the Vees' rule, a grieving Vox discovers his greatest rival is alive and will stop at nothing to find the powerless human who's slowly forgetting he was ever the Radio Demon.

Notes:

Tags might change, CW's will be in top chapter notes. Alastor is going to go through some memory regression and Vox is going to take advantage of that as much as he can.

Chapter 1

Summary:

Taking place during the season 2 finale and after. Emily saves Alastor from being erased by the angelic superweapon.

Unfortunately, she saves him a little too well.

Now the Radio Demon is human, powerless, and hiding in Hell while everyone, including the Hotel, thinks he's dead.

The Vees don't win the war outright, but they win enough. Starting and continuing a war with heaven while taking over Pentagram City.

Still, Vox is having the worst time of his life. (Despite him even getting to keep his body. He's not just a screen.)

He's finally killed Alastor.

So why is he grieving?

And why does a certain human hiding in the lower districts sound exactly like his supposedly dead rival?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The blast that should have erased the Radio Demon lit the sky brighter than Heaven itself.

At the last possible second, Emily moved.

She didn't shield him.

She embraced him.

The angelic superweapon struck them both.

For one impossible heartbeat, Hell fell silent beneath a column of white light.

Then the light vanished.

Emily plummeted from the sky.

Alastor was simply...

...gone.

No ashes.

No scream.

No lingering broadcast.

Only silence.

Hell called it the end of the Radio Demon.

None of them knew they were wrong.

The battle was lost.

Without Alastor's power tipping the scales, the Hotel could no longer hold its ground. Charlie gathered her friends and vanished beneath Pentagram City.

The Vees claimed what remained.

Not all of Hell.

Just enough.

Enough to control.

Enough for expansion.

Enough that everyone learned to lower their voices whenever a television flickered to life.

Hell would remember that day as three things.

The rise of the Vees.

The beginning of Hell's war against Heaven.

And the death of the Radio Demon.

The Hotel vanished into the underground.

The Vees seized power.

The seraphim was...

The city moved on.

Everyone believed the same story.

Alastor was gone.

They were wrong.

Because somewhere now far beneath Pentagram City's streets...

A pair of human lungs drew their first breath in nearly a century.

Amber eyes blinked open.

A heartbeat echoed through the silence.

No antlers.

No claws.

No smile full of sharpened teeth.

Just a man alone in the depth of Hell.

Powerless.

Flesh and blood.

Alive.

With the angelic magic that had saved him clinging to him in strange and infuriating ways...

Notes:

A Cannibalstatic AU that's been haunting my brain, here's the run down:

Unfortunately the war plot is not going to be the focus. It's set up for the radiostatic. I'd love to fully explore the plot, but I promised myself this is going to be a short fic and I gotta keep focus on the deer and TV. Expect a fast moving story about the obsessed TV and scheming deer, with a heaven war and other characters in the background.

(LOL I forgot to update the title from my place holder 😭)