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2026-05-25
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13 updates

Summary:

Lied changed Lied's name to "PRO GAMER".

PRO GAMER: i have so much power in my hands rn

Soisoi updated PRO GAMER's permissions.

PRO GAMER: huh
PRO GAMER: wait
PRO GAMER: SOISOIIIIIII

(or; the author's self indulgent cliché mairuma chatfic starring some angst, attempted comedy, and basically poly misfits)
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timeline is the current canon as of posting! (after the museum/goetia arc)
sometimes accidentally way too soi-centric… and probably sometimes ooc… ill try my best though <3

Chapter 1: the first update

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Misfit Class

 

Lied: WHAT IN THE HELLS IS THISSSS

Iruma: What's wrong, Lied? D:

Clara :D: WHAT HAPPENED!! :O

Lied: THE??? IT UPDATED???? ITS SO??????

Soisoi: weird

Lied: EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT

Lied: THEY DIDNT EVNE LIKE

Lied: ANNOUNCE IT OR ANYTHING?????? WHAT!!!!

Iruma: Huh?

Iruma: I think the update isn't that bad!

Lied: EVERYTHING IS ROUND

Jazz: ew what is up with this new update

Lied: RIGHT???

Jazz: like i know theyre letting us have gc specific nicknames and properly mute gcs now now but did they really have to round all of the ui out

Lied: what

Schnei: Jazz.

Jazz: uh

 

Lied changed Lied's name to "PRO GAMER".

 

PRO GAMER: i have so much power in my hands rn

 

Soisoi updated PRO GAMER's permissions.

 

PRO GAMER: huh

Clara :D: :O

Schnei: Thank you, Purson.

PRO GAMER: wait

PRO GAMER: SOISOIIIIIII

Soisoi: deserved

Soisoi: if you try fight me on this im taking your admin next

PRO GAMER: YOU SOUND LIKE KALEGO NOW

Soisoi: wh

Soisoi: HEY.

Iruma: That's a bit mean, Lied...

Asmodeus: Would you like me to deal with him, Master Iruma?

PRO GAMER: WHAT WHWATH WAHT NO

Iruma: Uh!

PRO GAMER: YOU WOULDNT LET HIM DO THAT RIGHT IRUMA PLEASESEEEEEE

 

Clara :D changed Asmodeus's name to "AzzAzz"

 

Iruma: Azz, it's fine!! Really!

 

Clara :D changed Iruma's name to "IRUMACHII"

 

AzzAzz: If you're sure…

 

Clara :D changed Soisoi's name to "snow white guy"

 

AzzAzz: STUPID CLARA, WHAT IS ALL THIS?!

snow white guy: .

snow white guy: really

Clara :D: NICKNAMES!! FOR EVERYONE!!!

Clara :D: soisoi urs is bcus of ur outfit!!! frim when we were on stage from th music festival!!!!

snow white guy: genuinely

PRO GAMER: HAHAHAHA

snow white guy: i thought you forgot about that

Kerori Crocell: what did i open the chat to this time…?

Jazz: oh hey

Jazz: yeah the nickname stuff came out today

Jazz: lied almost went mad with power

 

Clara :D changed PRO GAMER's name to "FLUFFYKUN"

 

FLUFFYKUN: HUHHHH

Kerori Crocell: i forgot she called you that around the start of our first year

snow white guy: L

Kerori Crocell: purson?

snow white guy: yeah.

FLUFFYKUN: SOISOI

FLUFFYKUN: DMS NOW

Eliza: My my!

FLUFFYKUN: AGHGHURI

FLUFFYKUN: NEESAN HI

Eliza: Hello, Lied!

 

IRUMACHII changed Eliza's name to "Nee-san"

 

IRUMACHII: Sorry if you don't like it!!!

IRUMACHII: I wanted to try it out! Clara seemed to be having fun

Nee-san: It's quite alright, Iruma ^ ^

Nee-san: You all call me that anyway, so I have no issues with it! <3

 

snow white guy changed Kerori Crocell's name to Queen

 

snow white guy: @Kamui hey look

Kamui: I'VE ARRIVED

Kamui: MY QUEEN!!!!!!!

Queen: lied shax.

IRUMACHII: Soi…

FLUFFYKUN: THANK YOU SOISOI

Clara :D: QUEEN!! :D

Kamui: I WOULD HAVE SAID THIS EARLIER! YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY MY QUEEN!

Queen: oh my devi i'm actually.

Queen: keep going and i'm blocking you

> [IRUMACHII: Soi…]
snow white guy: uh

snow white guy: he made me do it iruma. @AzzAzz get his ass or smth idk

IRUMACHII: Soi!

AzzAzz: Who are you to tell me what to do?

snow white guy: irumas gonna get mad at me but lied made me do something that upset him

FLUFFYKUN: SOI.

FLUFFYKUN: I TOL

FLUFFYKUN: ok i see how it is.

 

FLUFFYKUN sent an attachment – screenshot_616.png

 

Private Messages between Soisoi and Lied

 

Lied: change keroris name into queen

Soisoi: harvest festival?

Lied: cus of the harvest fes

Lied: YEAH

Soisoi: why should i listen to you

Lied: itll be funny

Soisoi: k

 

IRUMACHII: Soi!!

snow white guy: HE TOLD ME TO DO IT.

FLUFFYKUN: AND YOU AGREED!!

 

Agares has muted the chat.

 

Queen: i didn't realise he ever unmuted it

Goemon: he did after the heartbreaker that he did!!

Clara :D: GOEGOE!!

 

Clara :D has changed Goemon's name to "Goegoe"

 

Goegoe: hello!!!

Goegoe: what's going on?

Nee-san: We're playing with the new update!

Schnei: Purson has gone mad with power.

snow white guy: have not

Jazz: claras been having fun changing everyones names

 

Sab has changed Sab's name to "Future Demon King"

 

Future Demon King: Greetings, friends!

snow white guy: damn

IRUMACHII: Hi Sabro!

AzzAzz: EXCUSE ME?! What is this name?!

Future Demon King: Why, just what I plan on becoming!

AzzAzz: MASTER IRUMA IS WHO'S GOING TO BECOME THE DEMON KING!

IRUMACHII: Huh

 

snow white guy changed Jazz's name to "Big bro"

snow white guy changed Schnei's name to "Cheater"

snow white guy changed Kamui's name to "Nice Guy"

 

Cheater: …

Cheater: As I have stated, mad with power.

Nice Guy: You're simply just mad that he's called you out on your OUTINGS!!!!

Nice Guy: TO DEVIMIXERS WITHOUT US!!!!!

Big bro: now whered this come from purson?

snow white guy: i like

snow white guy: vaguely remember you saying something about being our big brother during that drinking party

Big bro: fuck

 

Clara :D changed Agares's name to "Sleepy"

 

Goegoe: ah!!! hopefully that didn't tag him!!

Goegoe: it seems despite everything, he can't mute tagging :[ i hope that didn't wake him

IRUMACHII: That'll wake him up, right?

IRUMACHII: We'll all try and make sure not to tag him!! Right guys?

Big bro: of course man

Nee-san: We wouldn't want to bother him at all!

Future Demon King: Indeed! It would be unlike the Demon King to be uneccessarily rude and intrusive!

Goegoe: thanks!!

FLUFFYKUN: oh shit wait

FLUFFYKUN: i agree with the previous statements just

FLUFFYKUN: SOIIIIII DMS AGAIN

Queen: do you know how suspicious that sounds sometimes

Clara :D: OOH OOH soisoi soisoi!! can i change some of th enicknames u made for evyerone? :O i have some ideas !!!!

snow white guy: sure

Clara :D: YAYYYY

 

Clara :D changed Cheater's name to "Smarty"

Clara :D changed FLUFFYKUN's name to "Zigzag"

 

Zigzag: huh. i mean i guess?

Zigzag: more sense than fluffy kun

Smarty: Preferrable.

snow white guy: lied do you want me dead

snow white guy: like be devi real with me rn.

IRUMACHII: Does this involve Kalego-sensei by any chance…

Queen: i forgot lied added him to the chat ages ago

Queen: were we even allowed to do that?

IRUMACHII: Soi, if Lied told you to change Kalego-sensei's name to something please don't!!!!

ZIGZAG: SOISOI DO IT

 

Big bro changed Kalego's name to "Fluffego"

 

snow white guy: thank you for the sacrifice jazz. we'll write you something in your honour ig

Big bro: I GUESS??

Fluffego: What is going on here?

Fluffego: …

IRUMACHII: Kalego-sensei, hello! I'm so sorry!!

Fluffego: Shax, Andro, Purson, I will be seeing you three after class tomorrow.

ZIGZAG: WHATTTTTTT

Big bro: expected…

snow white guy: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING.

Fluffego: SILENCE.

Notes:

this has been sitting in my docs for a week… ive been itching to start posting but was too scared to til now 💔

thank you for reading this chapter :3
feel free to yell recommendations, thoughts, and more at me!! either here or at @r3lishjar on tumblr!! :D
despite the 1/13 chapters, i have little clue what to write about for about like 5 of them. gulp…