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DI Green has very few wishes, not like he’s got a genie or something, but instead that he’s pretty much content with his life. He wishes that he was a better singer, and that he had to solve less weird crimes, but mostly he wishes that he doesn’t have an incurable need to solve one crime and then move on to the next. He should really be able to arrest people for cocaine production and distribution whilst solving a murder, but he can’t. His arrest rate would rocket, and people would surely thank him but he can’t seem to change.