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“I love you. If you hadn’t existed I would have had to invent you.”
—Elaine Dundy from “The Dud Avocado”
It started slowly, like all good gossip.
First, someone at The Times saw Andy at an art gala. With Miranda Priestly. Holding hands.
“I think I hallucinated it,” Susan, Andy’s coworker, whispered to her editor later. “She was in this navy silk dress and Miranda was laughing. Laughing! Like, not a villain laugh, a real laugh.”
A week later, Andy brought Miranda as her plus-one to a colleague’s book launch.
There was a collective, stunned silence when they entered. Miranda in sleek black. Andy in something vintage, smiling like she was in on a secret everyone else had just discovered.
Andy didn’t do dramatic declarations. But she did rest her hand on Miranda’s back. She did lean in when Miranda murmured something into her ear. She did leave early, unapologetically.
At the office the next day, her coworker Dan cornered her near the espresso machine.
“So… are you—?” He made a vague gesture. “Dating the Miranda Priestly?”
“Married, actually.” Andy just smirked.
Dan blinked. “I thought you were allergic to authority figures.”
“I married the worst one,” she said cheerfully. “Built up an immunity.”
Nigel had always known.
Even before they were official, back when Andy would visit the office “just to say hi,” lingering too long in Miranda’s doorway, laughing at things that weren’t particularly funny.
He once walked into Miranda’s office and caught them eating lunch together.
Lunch. In the Runway office. No assistants. Just two containers of Thai food and the sound of Miranda saying softly, “You’ve got chili on your blouse.”
And Andy laughing, that warm, unguarded laugh that made Miranda smile like it was reflex.
He’d closed the door without a word.
Later, after they got married, Nigel gave Andy a gift, a vintage silk scarf in Runway red.
“She’ll never say it,” he told her, “but she likes that you don’t need her. That you choose her.”
Andy grinned. “I thought she liked me for my resilience and strong calves.”
“Oh, she loves your calves,” Nigel said dryly. “But she respects your brain. Which is rarer.”
Caroline was home for winter break, eating at a half-frozen lasagna with suspicion. Andy was sitting across her, reading a book and drinking wine. The sight was a warm feeling that made her feel at home.
She took another bite, then looked at Andy again. “You know… I didn’t get it at first.”
“Get what?”
“You and her,” Caroline said. “When I was younger, I thought you were just… around. A phase. Like Dad’s yoga teacher girlfriend.”
Andy raised an eyebrow. “That was a weird time.”
“But now I see it. You anchor her. She pretends she’s unshakable, but you’re the only person who gets under her skin and under her armor.”
Andy smiled, caught off guard by the wisdom.
“I used to be scared she’d drive you away,” Caroline admitted. “But you… stay. You fight and laugh and cook bad lasagna and you stay. And that’s kind of all I ever wanted to see her get.”
“She’d burn down the world for you and Cassidy, you know.” Andy put a hand on Caroline’s.
Caroline nodded. “I know. But you’re the reason she learned how to do it gently.”
They ran into him at a gallery opening. The last place Andy expected to see Christian, suave, smug, surrounded by interns in ironic glasses.
“Andy Sachs,” he drawled, swirling his wine. “Didn’t expect to see you here. Still writing? Or did you finally give in and start a food blog?”
“Still writing.”
“Ah.” His eyes flicked to Miranda, who had just joined her, resting a hand lightly at the small of Andy’s back. His expression flickered. “And… Miranda Priestly. A pleasure.”
“Christian,” Miranda said coolly. “Still condescending for a living?”
He chuckled, though it didn’t reach his eyes. “You two… you came together?”
“Yes,” Andy said. “We’re married.”
Silence.
“You’re married?”
Miranda gave him a small, terrifying smile. “I suppose it’s difficult to believe someone would commit to a woman with opinions.”
Andy held back a grin as Christian sputtered something and excused himself.
Later, Miranda murmured in her ear, “That was fun.”
They returned to Paris ten years after the first trip that nearly ended them.
This time, no assistants. No crises. No betrayal.
They walked hand in hand through Le Marais, ducking into bookstores, lingering in cafés, letting the city move around them instead of through them.
At dinner, Miranda reached for Andy’s hand over the table.
“This is the first time I’ve been here without work,” she said, almost in disbelief.
“How does it feel?” Andy squeezed her fingers.
“Like I missed something the first time.”
“What did you miss?”
Miranda looked up at her, softer, older, still sharp but no longer hard.
“You,” she said. “I missed you. When you were standing right there.”
Andy swallowed. “You have me now.”
Miranda nodded. “I know. I just wish I’d known then how much I’d want you to stay.”
They sat in silence for a while. Not the kind that hides anything, the kind that fills the space between two people who’ve already said everything that matters.