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NO!
YES!
MAYBE?
I was at the bar like any other night, I was freaking bored just waiting a few minutes before making a move on the pretty redhead who was biting her lips in front of me.
And damn me if I didn’t hated that fucking habit that cheeks had after reading that bullshit of fifty shades of grey!
I still can remember the first time I heard of it. I just had banged this girl who was writing a peace on the differences between teenage girl novels and actual life or some thing like that. she thanked me for rocking her world and told me that I was her Mr.grey.
of course she said that before I left her with a fake number and the promise of a call that never came but… hey no one’s perfect!
I also remember telling this story to Paul and then him and Lucy making fun me calling me Mr.Black all that because of Lucy and her joke about me being fifty shades of black , I mean com…on people I’m I the only on who knows that there is only on shade of fucking black!
The girl was looking at me
“Okay lets go White”I told myself (yea sorry, I forgot to introduce my self Keith White lawyer and NO white being my name didn’t helped me stop them from nick naming me)
I stood up and went to talk Brave or whatever her name would end up being
-So I was looking at you all pretty and alone, and I couldn’t resist the urge to give you some company do you mind?
I was smiling at her with that smile that I knew no woman could resist to
-Well I was thinking the exact same about you how strange don’t you think? She asked rhetorically with a languorous smile on her lips
maybe the night would be nicer that I predicted it to be .
A few minutes later I wase holding her coat and we wear going back to her place et least that was the plan before she happened …
-ho baby you’re here… I heard her deep sexy voice say… what! Sexy? No no not sexy enoying realy enoying!
We shared a look my eyes trying to warn her not to fuck with me… at least not like that but her emrald’s eyes were sparkeling with wikedeness and her lushus red lips were smirking and I knew I was done
–I talk with the weding planer today and if we want the band it'll have to be a june weding!!!
She said that with an almost singing voice just like if this was the happiest news she ever had I tured slowly twars … What ever her name was and her expretion made me panic
- I can explain evry thing brave I promise!
Wait what?!
Why… why did my voice sound so needy!?
Oh no did I just calld her brave out lound ?! FUCk ME!!!
-oh my god! How could you?! You DICK!
And she threw her glass at me before walking away not even looking at my
“fiancée”
-what th fuck was that?
I almost screamed, and she… well she wase smiling, the bitch wase fucking smiling
-what!? not happy to see me my love?
-let me guess… you fell in love with me efter seing how amazing my abs are!
- not Exactly what this is all about.
she whispered in my ear
-oh really?
I answard as I felt my all body rasing twars her, my ALL body!
-You know what’s happening and you are gonna regret it honney
-ho…will i???
I let my thums on the back pockets of her jeans making her shiver
for a second she looked disconsert before taking her drink on the bar behind me and walking away swinging her hips.
And I could only hink “ THAT ASS” WHAT!!! NO!! I thought “I’m so screwd”.