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*RUMBLE PACK GROUPCHAT + extras =3*
Danno: vacation of a lifetime my ass ☹️
Cdotkom: I'm sure it won't be too bad, just give it a try!
Danno: UGHHHH I'M SO MAD ,, CDOT WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS 🥀🥀
Cdotkom: that's the fun part. You don't! It's optional,
Danno: stop guilt tripping me. Besides I don't even have a plus one!
Cdotkom: bring layah!
Danno: she's busy, but I don't blame her! Who would want to live with like 20 people for a month 😒
Cdotkom: it's more like 15, and besides it's a huge house! You could bring riggy
Danno: that is a terrible idea. But because I hate this, I'll bring him and make it everyone else's problem
Cdotkom: great! 😺
Darth SCHLORPO: yay 🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡💜💜💜💜😺😺😺😺😺
Danno: who added him
A couple days later, and Cdot had arrived. He dragged his suitcase, a plain blue one with many Nintendo stickers on it, up the rocky path. The suitcase wobbled as it hit each rock, making it very hard to carry up the rocky stairs. Whoever designed this place was a dumbass. Or just hated him. Maybe both. He finally arrived at the top of the stairs, as he gazed at the mansion that towered above him. The building was absolutely huge! It had amazing structure too it, despite the rocky path. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad.
He knocked on the door, which was 10.689 times bigger then any door he'd ever seen before, and waited.
He tapped his foot anxiously. He spun his suitcase around.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREP*
Cdot nearly jumped out of his skin. Did they want to chill him? This bitch..
" oh haii cdot =3 " said the voice that crackled through the speaker thing by the door* Cdot recognized the voice. It was Jonny. Jonny RaZeR. How he managed to say an Emoji through normal speech, will never be known.
"Hello?"
"Well come on in, you're pretty early! Just wait in the lobby with the others, alright man?"
"Alrighht"
The door began to open, slowly but surely. It eventually opened enough to were Cdot could peak through. He saw three people sitting around, but he couldn't quite tell who yet. A few seconds later, the door opened just enough for him to scoot through. He eventually got inside, his shoe stepping on the cold tile floor.
"Oh hey Mr. Charlie Cdotkom"
Danno.
"Hello to you, Danno Cal Drawings."
He could tell for Dannos tone alone, that he was not pumped for this trip. At all.
"You ready for this?" He asked
"Yeah." Danno sighed. "It's probably gonna be lonely without Layah.. "
"Oh you'll be fine.. Speaking of plus ones though, is Riggy here?"
"Huh? Oh yeah! That dumbass? He's in my bag. Lemme grab him real quick..."
Danno fished around in his bag, trying to pull him out, but from what Cdot could see, Riggy was squirming away.
"AAAAAAAAAAOUUUUCCCCCHHHH BITCH DON'T BITE ME!!!!"
Danno's hand shot out of the bag, now carrying Riggy, who was hanging on to his hand via his teeth. Danno shook his hand violently trying to shake Riggy off, until he fell off. But when he fell, he actually was flung into someone. Royalpear.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN??" Pear screamed out
Riggy quickly scurried back to danno, not wanting to get in the way of Pears crashout.
(Danno POV)
The person, who was right next to pear and seemed to also be holding his hand, backed away. Danno couldn't quite tell who it was, but quickly realized it was RoyalMelon.
RoyalMelon looked somewhat like Pear. However, he had darker skin, with some sort of skin condition, and scaring almost all over his body. Besides that, the two looked similar. Danno looked the boy up and down, as if he was checking for something.
"Hey....?" Royalmelon asked
It seemed his staring caught the bleached blondes attention. Oh shit this was embarrassing.
"Oh heeeeeyyyy,, your human form looks nice" Danno said, trying to be smooth.
"Oh, um.. Thanks! Took me awhile to figure it all out yknow?"
The two's conversation was ended by the sounds of yelling. Royalpear, was chasing riggy. The two where running around in circles like cat and mice, with Riggy being the mouse, obviously. Royalpear was quicker though, and he did catch up. He plucked up Riggy by the tail and held him in his hands. Riggy gulped.
"Dude... Chill!! I'm not gonna hurt youu"
Pear placed riggy back down on the ground.
"Don't pick me up like that!!!!" Riggy complained
"Play nice... " Melon commented
"I am!!" Pear assured
Then there was a loud beep. They all turned their attention to the elevators behind them. In one of the elevators, stood Jonny RaZeR, who was totally dripped out 🤑🤑🤑🤑.
Jonny RaZeR: hello my fellow fa- friends. Come into this cool elevator!!! It uh works kinda
Everyone agrees to go into the elevator, and eventually they make it to the second floor, the floor that contains their rooms. There was a long hallway, the walls of it being lined with doors, each with a name plate on it. There were 13 doors.
Danno: damn!! That's a lot of doors..
Jonny: Well, everyone, go find your rooms and settle in! I'll check by in a little.
(Cdot POV)
Cdot begins walking down the hallway, peering at each and every door, trying to find the door that led to his room. He looked and looked, but could not find it. None of the 13 doors had his nameplate on it.
Hesitation striked him, but ultimately he decided to just go down and ask Mr. RaZeR. He boarded the elevator, and descended to the 1st floor. He looked around the white halls, which had a stricking resemblance to a crappy hotel, in search for the man.
Eventually, he did find Jonny RaZeR and his precious reception desk. The man was spinning around in his chair, not even realizing Cdot has standing in front of his desk.
Cdot, who's patience was slowly descending to HELL, slammed his hand on Jonny's desk, startling him.
Cdot: JONNY! WHERE IS MY ROOM..??!!
Jonny: oh.. Well, there was a little error in my design, and your room is not with the others.. See, instead, it's on the second floor.
What the fuck.
Eventually, hours later, Cdot got settled into his new Isolated room, and began to settle into a wonderful state of slumber. Right before he could be able to achieve this state of bliss, he began to hear the noises.
Now see, Cdot was not homophobic. Many would say he puts the "homo" in homophobic. But right now, he really fucking hated gay people.
The noises did not stop all night. The springs, the loud ass thumping, the voices, THE VOICESSS.
The real question was were the voices coming from the gay sex happening right in the room above him, or was it the voices inside his head?