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most normal interaction among the embryon

Summary:

Spoilers it’s kinda not

Notes:

Based on this thing.

 

“There is probably a fanfiction about this and if there is not someone should writte a fanfiction about it”
Well I did. It’s not good and I refuse to make it passable. But it happened and it took 10 or so minutes

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Do you wanna kiss me, Gale?”

 

That was… certainly an interesting question. Inappropriate at that. One moment, Heat is talking to Argilla like “normal” (there was nothing normal about Heat and never would be)—a rarity—and now, he’s bringing up some term Gale couldn’t recognize. There was a fifty-fifty chance he recognized anything seemingly unfamiliar, so this wasn’t all that surprising. 

 

As plainly as ever, he followed that up with, “What is kissing? Does that help us reach Nirvana?”

 

That appeared to hit some sort of nerve with Argilla, first looking mortified before she covered her face with her hands and groaned. “Why didn’t I join Jinana’s tribe?!” 

 

What did Jinana have to do with this “kissing” thing?

 

“Yeah. Sure. Guess it does.” Heat was barely holding back a laugh. Argilla fell to the floor but went unnoticed. 

 

“Hmm… If so, then yes, I do want to kiss you.”

 

[The following scene has been redacted because it’s too beautifully awful for words. Please refer to the link in the notes for the 10/10 kissing.]

 

As soon as Serph and Cielo rolled up to see the horrific make out session before them, a sudden mix of disappointment and yearning hit them both. Meanwhile, Argilla fucking died or something. RIP. 

Notes:

Had to edit the beginning note 3 times because the link kept breaking. Amazing.