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Danny knew that ghosts were different than humans. How could he not? Ghosts were run on emotions and obsessions. Their appearance being based on how they see themselves and their passions. However Danny was pretty sure that he was exempt from most ghostly habits while in human form. At least he assumed he was. This belief was of course shattered while he was playing video games with Tucker.
The two of them were over at Tuck’s house one Saturday. Controllers gripped in hand. Cuss words and insults being slung at each other while playing Super Smash Brothers. And Danny was relaxed. It was the first time all week he could just sit down and not worry about anything.
No one was attacking him. He didn’t need to dodge bullets, or listen to another redundant monologue. No need to lie to his parents about where he was, or worse listen to them bad mouth his ghost half. The food wasn’t trying to fight back, and his homework was done. Danny could just relax and hang out with his friend.
It was so nice. Danny leaned further back against the bed. His muscles relaxed, and eyes half closed. Then Tucker snickered. The boy’s eyes glancing at Danny while he smirked. “Dude, are you purring?”
Danny glanced over confused. “No, how could I be purring? I’m not a cat.” Tucker just raised a brow turning back to the screen somehow pulling off an ultimate and murdering Danny's character.
With a sigh he dropped the controller and streached. His chest rumbling with a yawn. Tucker snickered again eyes alight with mischief. His phone was out facing Danny as a video played.
A video he had obviously just taken. A video of a very relaxed Danny purring like a cat. He didnt even know he could pur. How was he purring?? He was in human for for Ancients sake!
However the video didn't lie. Danny could pur and it wasn't restricted to his ghost form. Right new body functions he was not prepared for. Ok, this is fine. Good to know Ghosts are secretly cats because of course they are.
Wait if Danny purs and he is a halfa... does that mean Vlad purs? He thought of the frootloop alone in his cheese castle and Maddy the cat. “Hey do you think Vlad and Maddy pur at eachother? Like a wierd pur contest?”
Tucker dropped his phone and stared at Danny in fascinated horror. “Dude, you can't just say shit like that. Now I can't unsee it!”