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The silence over the kitchen was everything the big hellhound Vortex needed at that moment, after having such a day, he didn’t want anything else than a simple passion fruit juice extra strong.
Luckily for him, there was a jar of the said juice in the fridge, and he didn’t even bother taking a glass of it, he started drinking from the jar itself.
* GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*
For what would have been seconds, Vortex was with his eyes closed, but he was possibly feeling that the liquid inside of the jar wasn’t diminishing at all. He was drinking from it. Yet the feeling of satisfying his thirst wasn’t happening.
So when he opened one of his eyes, he was greeted by the sight of the beauty queen hellhound, which one of her arms laying on the table, giving support to her tilted head, as one of the fingers pointed from her other arm was pointing directly at the jar, fulfilling the juice in a never ending stream.
Vortex had a choice.
To give up and take a good breath to recover from the constant gulping.
Or to continue.
He closed his eyes and continued to keep drinking. Not even bothering to see the expression of his girlfriend.
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*
“Wow, you sure are thirsty,” Bee-lzebub commented, as she noticed that Vortex wasn’t even opening his eyes at all. So the sin of Gluttony seized her magic which finally made Vortex’s jar drain. “You are going to choke from drinking too much.”
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* “
AHHHHHHHH.” Vortex took a good time to recover his breath, as his drowsiness from the passion fruit itself was finally kicking in.
“Oh, I needed a good soothing fruit juice.”
“Well, I gotta say I’m surprised. Now give me your palm, you know the drill.” Beezy narrowed her eyes, but she blinked as the other hellhound obeyed without hesitating. “Wow, you seemed a lot cooperative with it.”
“Beezy, honey… to be fair. I need to vent it out.” Vortex’s face slammed on the table, as he could feel the good trace of the magic mark around his palm. Which usually would be used by his girlfriend as an interrogation. “Before you punish me with the newspaper or the dog house, just hear me out okay?”
“I will honey. I already know you are screwed but how much I would need to hear the truth. So…” Beezy innocently commented, as she snapped her fingers, and the mark around the hellhound’s hand finally craved a mark on the hand, which later created a mark on the bladder of Vortex. “You will have strong pains holding your urine if you lie to me…”
“I know, I know… Just me explain how this fucking terrible day went. “Vortex lamented, as he could see that, it didn't matter if he was screwed or not, he wanted so much for the day to be over.
“Well then, why not start from the beginning?” Beezy took the empty jar, refilling the passion fruit juice into her glass. “Like yesterday, you seemed to be so happy with Moxxie. Why not start from there?”
Vortex remained calm… but a good part of his mind was chaotic. He was tired, very fucking tired.
“Okay, I think today I lost a few years of my life. Because everything was happening so well, Moxxie was enjoying the car trip with us, and I even had a good time planning a good schedule with him after work…” Vortex remembered as he could see that his entire mind was processing the event occurring again. “Who knew SO MUCH FUCKED UP SHIT JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE OF A FUCKING PARKING SPOT!?”
35 hours ago:
"Are you sure that you don't want me to drive?" Moxxie asked as he finally packed up and managed to place his essentials, especially his equipment into the sports car.
"Corgi, you know I love you, and your mother with my whole being. But there is no fucking way I'm going to let you drive my boss' car around the rings, and then take us to the human world with it." Vortex explained as he took his sunglasses, placing them over his own eyes. "My boss would be pissed off if you scratched the car, or got a ticket from going over the speed limit. You are good like your mom, but I don't want to get my ass getting into trouble and paying up your ticket."
Moxxie pouted and even stuck his tongue playfully. They both slide inside the car to pick up the owner of the vehicle. Which said the demon allowed Vortex to bring the young imp with them.
"So do we need to have some ground rules?" Moxxie asked as he felt the nice breeze over his hair.
Vortex thought about it, but knowing how the son of his girlfriend would be, he simply decided to shrug.
"Well, only if you think it would need it," Vortex commented as he seemed to always like to hear the imp's suggestion, making a good time for both of them to talk. "I mean, you already know that you are just allowed to drink alcohol. Boss allowed you to be the entrance of the show which means you can play 2 songs. And after that, you can enjoy the beach. When my shift is over, we can go to the beach restaurant. I heard they have an awesome shrimp restaurant nearby. So a long day on the sand and sea. just to eat shrimp during the afternoon sounds neat."
"Ohhh, shrimp? Awesome." Moxxie cheered, content with the idea of the schedule. "And tomorrow before the show we can go to the beach?"
"Yep, just you and me, enjoying the good sea and the sand of the beach." Vortex smiled since usually, he wanted to have a good time as a fatherly bond with the imp. Since he was clearly in love with his mother... And the little imp had been giving his blessing.
"That sounds nice. But, doesn't the crew..."
"Don't even need to ask Mox, they know you are off limits, and if someone was passing that bound, you can just howl at me and I’ll go for their jaws."
Vortex was truthful about his explanation of his crew. He warned them once.
“
Touch the imp and die
.”
….Well he didn't say those
exact
words... just saying that he would punch their assholes so hard that his fist would rip their stomachs and he would eat the stomach in front of them... yeah. it was just a natural way to say to not touch his girlfriend's son.
Because who knows what his mother would do to him if she heard that her precious baby boy was abused?
Moxxie understood the point raised by the bodyguard, so he just gave a small nod, turning his focus out the window.
Vortex smiled, finally feeling ready to drive. He reached to turn the ignition when he felt something touch his hand. He looked to see that it was Moxxie’s. He looked over at him.
"At least can we listen to music while you drive, please?" He asked hopefully. The hellhound wordlessly took a few CDs and placed them on the lap of the imp. “Okay, let's see... Nichkael Mackson, Monny Mash... Ritney Fears?"
"Need to remind you this car isn't mine?"
Vortex raised his eyebrow to the imp which nodded his head.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about this... hmm... wow, Miss Mayday has a lot of genres in here," Moxxie commented as he was having difficulty choosing which one to pick.
"Mox, what did I tell you about calling my boss Miss.."
Vortex pinched the bridge between his eyes, as the other snapped his fingers.
"Oh, that she would turn on and would advance on me... okay, noted. Don't be too polite or too cute." Moxxie remembered as he did a protocol taught by both Vortex and his mom on how to talk with Verosika Mayday. "I already went on 3 dates. And having to deal with her would be a nightmare."
"Ditto. Now pick Monny Mash. Hurt is a great song, and I would love to hear his song again."
Vortex smiled as he could see that driving towards the festival would be awesome. Just passing the time with his girlfriend’s son. Just another show on the career of his boss, something ordinary.
The sound of the guitar filled the car, as the duo traveled down from Gluttony to the Lust Ring. The wind blowing their hair and fur, and the deep voice of the singer on the radio, made for a nice trip. The Prince of Gluttony was banging his head to the music.
Everyone now and again, the two would sing along to a song or two.
In less than an hour, the duo already traveled between rings and finally went to the marked spot to await the boss and the famous pop star singer who was ready for her show in the real world.
"So you finally arrived," Verosika rolled her eyes, as she could see the hellhound and the imp drove nearby to her spot where she and her crew were waiting patiently for them. "Alright, Milky, Apple, Ace, Josh, Kat, take the equipment and prepare everything to place inside the car. Moxxie I also think you should take your equipment and make sure everything fits inside the car. "
"Okie Dokie," Moxxie said as he got outside of the car and decided to help the lust demons to make sure to place all the luggage and equipment inside the car.
As the time the imp got out of the car, Vortex left the driving seat which the owner of the car had the pleasure of driving by herself, and while the duo waited for the preparations to be done, she couldn’t help but start a conversation with Vortex after seeing the imp leaving.
"Well, look at him go," Verosika commented as she was using her hellphone. "To be honest with you Tex, seeing you with that dork, happy and with the girlfriend you have. I'm still curious about why you still work for me as a bodyguard."
"Thanks, boss. And while I say I'm loving the time spent with my girlfriend and how the little corgi has been in my life. I think I'm most happy working for you. I kinda owe you for helping me in my struggling time. So I love my job on some occasions." Vortex said as while nobody was around he gave a good hug to the succubus who was just struggling.
"You have been a great friend, Verosika."
"Yeah, yeah, now put me down, before anyone catches us."
Verosika tried to break free from the shameful hug from her employee. But the cheerful hellhound wasn't going to leave that easily.
"Not until you tell me who is the best boss in the 7 rings?" Vortex joked as Verosika rolled her eyes.
"Me, me, now release the damn hug." Verosika huffed, though playfully annoyed, which the hellhound chuckled at as he released the succubus. "Thank you. But remember you have work to do tomorrow. But after the shift, you can pass the time with your adoptive son. 2 days off from the whole week would be fair to you."
"Thanks, boss… But he is not my son..." Vortex corrected Verosika, which made her raise her eyebrow. "I mean, I'm still at the start of the relationship with Beezy... I cannot call him as my own."
"Well, sometimes family can call them whenever we want. If I want to call you my daddy... not sexually... I would have done so." Verosika shrugged, but at the time she could see the confusion around her bodyguard's eye, she sighed. "I mean, people can treat anyone as their part of the family independent of who is or when it is... If you think he is your son, then call him your son."
"It's not that easy Verosika," Vortex said as he was taking all the baggage from the pop star into his arms.
"...To be honest Vortex, you would be surprised at how easy it is," Verosika replied as she decided to simply tap his back, before leaving. "Now go back to work, you can go to the human world with him in the hotel tonight and. And when the show is over tomorrow, you can have a good time with your adoptive son in the afternoon."
"Okay, thanks." Vortex nodded his head, as he went to help the whole crew get settled, he placed the equipment inside of the car.
“Now guys, go ahead while, Vortex, Moxxie, and I will go to my car.” Verosika smiled as the crew of succubus and incubus smiled at the bodyguard and the cute imp before leaving the trio alone. “Now boys, let’s get going.”
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“Alright, want something to eat and drink while we are driving towards the location of the office? We’ll drop off our equipment before going to the Spring Break tomorrow. That sounds good to you, Moxxie?” Verosika asked as she clearly felt that a good part of her was being the responsible boss of the crew, and was also kinda acting like a babysitter towards the imp who was driving with them.
“Ah, I don’t need to, Verosika, I brought my drink with me. My bottomless soda.” Moxxie smiled as he took the drink.
Each second it seemed bottomless as Verosika lowered her glasses as she watched. Then took them off as she saw the imp kept drinking from the bottomless cup.
“Mox,” Vortex interrupted the imp who just looked at the hellhound in surprise. The bodyguard hellhound raised his hand as he looked at his boss. “She gets it. But your mom told me to be careful of you drinking too much while I’m driving. We don’t want you to have a pee break while we are driving to our destination.”
“What do you mean?” Moxxie asked as he was confused by the way the hellhound kept driving, and surprisingly, he wasn’t even looking at him. “Where are we going?”
And at that question, Vortex hesitated to reply to it. Which made the imp a bit of concern, until something clicked. Moxxie stopped, but then raised his eyebrow towards the hellhound. Until something realized on his face. And then he narrowed his eyes.
“Please tell me we are not going to the Pride Ring.”
The tone of the prince of Gluttony's voice was enough to make Vortex remain in silence, while Verosika knew it was time to herself intervene.
“It’s just imp city kiddo, don’t need to worry much about the sinners, since right now, every single one of them is crawling into every place with good food available, that they wouldn’t even notice this car anyway,” Verosika reassured the imp who was still with his eyes without a spark and without a desire to even reply over the idea.
“If it’s in case you and I need protection Mox, Bezzy got us covered. She made a magic rune on this car, making us practically invisible to the sinners. Better safe than sorry.” Vortex decided to step in, as he clearly could see that the imp was already regretting some decisions that morning. Which made Vortex sigh. “Moxxance, we aren’t even going to sleep here, we are just going to place the equipment here, and then we are going to earth and then we have a hotel booked up there. I promise we are not going to pass the day here. Just a few hours, tops.”
Moxxie remained quiet but then glanced at the elevator gates which would get them to the other level.
“Alright, Imp city, but I don’t want to be near Pentagram City,” Moxxie was honest with his feelings, about wanting to avoid such a cursed place for a while. “Just please go fast.”
Moxxie remained quiet as he started drinking his infinity soda, which Verosika still found amusing to see how much the little imp remained so concentrated into drinking what would be gallons of liquid.
“Hey, let's change the subject a little then.”
Verosika usually hates party poopers, but the tension around both Gluttony demons in a Pride Ring area was too much, and she wanted so much to curse the company who managed to find a cheaper place for her and her crew to pass the time before the shows. So seeing the imp needing to change from his gloomy feelings, she decided to tease him to make him not sad.
“I heard a special imp just managed to score 3 times with three doggy gals.”
At that moment Moxxie, who was drinking his soda, spat the drink in the window on his side, while Vortex almost slammed on the breaks from the sudden shock of movement. Which made both of them glare at the succubus who was smirking at him.
“How the hell did you know that?” Vortex asked as he looked at her in disbelief. “I didn’t even tell you about how his date went.”
“You didn’t need it. Just to see his face becoming pink from his flush is adorably funny to see it.” The pop star smirked.
The blush on the imp’s face admitted he was guilty as charged.
“Dammit,” Moxxie commented as he facepalmed himself. “Well, to be honest with you, don’t get your expectations high, because we didn’t have sex.”
Verosika noticed the imp wasn’t even stuttering which seemed to be disappointing.
“Then why was Beezy's car smelling like a new car with lemon candy smell on it?” Vortex then decided to ask which made the imp look at him in betrayal.
“Et tu Brutus?” Moxxie asked as he got caught in betrayal which made the succubus more excited into knowing the details. Which made the imp groan loudly before confessing. “Alright, they gave blowjobs to me.”
“Ohhhhhh, while you were driving? A classic way to enjoy a good drive.” Verosika chuckled as she could see the tension changing from such a conversation.
At the time she was enjoying making fun of his innocent nature. Only to suddenly realize that they were at one of their destinations.
“Oh look at that, there it is. And look at that, there is a parking spot for us.”
And at the time they managed to place their parking spot, the trio seemed to be okay with the idea of finally preparing themselves for the Spring Break… Until someone decided to shout from behind them.
“Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump!” An imp with a megaphone decided to yell through the megaphone. “You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!”
And with that shout, Verosika sighed as she knew who that annoying voice belonged to. She kept her cool, continuing to chew her bubble gum. The succubus pop star decided to get out of the car to see what her annoying ex wanted this time.
“Oh shit! Verosika?!” The imp lowered his megaphone in shock at the sight of his ex.
The succubus blew a bubble of pink gum before it popped.
“Blitzo,” Verosika greeted, arms folded. She had pronounced the “o” on purpose to annoy him.
Blitzo glared.
“I should have known you’d be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is…” Blitzo fell out through the window, face-planting onto the ground. He quickly stood up, pointing at the ground, “…three Rings down!”
He was referring to the Ring of Envy where the oceanic ruler Leviathan resided.
Moxxie, who was still going to town with his bottomless soda, suddenly realized the meaning of the words from the imp who had overlooked the Greed Ring.
“HEY,” Moxxie shouted as he could see someone talking badly of his uncle’s Ring. Most of the fish demons from that Ring find it not just offensive but an insult when it comes to their style of living. “Leave the Envy Ring out of this.”
“Strike one.” Vortex murmured knowing that the imp always gets defensive when it comes to some of his family Rings, which made him pinch the bridge between his nose. “Moxxie, calm down. He doesn’t even know what the Envy Ring is like.”
Vortex tried to reassure his adoptive son, which made the imp glare at the other imp. But Verosika took the opportunity to retort.
“And I should have known you’d be here when I heard the Amber Alerts,” Verosika retorted. She held a white and brown flask bottle in her left hand. It was decorated with a small red and white heart near the top. “I.M.P. is a scam!” and “Swear words” were painted on a nearby brick wall.
“Oh yeah?” he asked. “I’m surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you’re still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice juice bottle like it’s the last cock in Hell!”
“Oh no. Strike two” Vortex noticed that the imp in front of him just said something that he shouldn’t have.
Moxxie smashed his drink which made the infinity soda can explode on his hand. The drink which would've been wasted on the floor, suddenly disappeared in thin air, like dust.
“What the fuck did you just say?” Moxxie narrowed his eyes as he calmly walked towards the succubus.
With one look in his eyes, she could see that he was furious. When the prince of Gluttony is furious, it’s apparent, because not only can hear his eyes turning slits, but also his teeth sharpening to dangerous levels. He then glanced towards the imp.
“Do you have a problem with Beelzejuice?”
Blitzo noticed that question was made by him, and he was about to make fun of it, but then glancing at his eyes, he saw someone that was pissed. And his first instinct was to say the second thing on his mind.
“Not the drink. Just that this bitch keeps drinking it like a whore sucker.”
Blitzo didn’t know why, but he did what he does best, to place the guilt on the other person.
Moxxie slowly turned his head towards the succubus who raised her hands in surrender.
“Well duh, best alcoholic drink from all 7 rings. 10/10 of course I would drink it like there’s no tomorrow.” Verosika then glanced at the imp as she went to brag by flipping back her long hair dramatically. “Anyways, they let me out because I’m still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.”
She took a drink from her bottle and wiped her black lipstick mouth with a gloved white thumb.
“So, your sister says ‘Hi,’” She smirked, and for some reason, the imp in front of her looked more annoyed than before.
“Why are you parkin’ here?” Blitzo stomped over toward Verosika. “This is the only parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!”
Verosika leaned slightly toward him, as she glanced at the crew in his car, a hellhound, and an imp girl, and then decided to make fun of the imp who was having a terrible day.
“Actually, prick…it has my name on it.” She pointed down at their feet, where “Verosika” and a heart was spray painted in purple over the previous black “I.M.P.” “I’m doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building…”
“No way…” Loona breathed as she peered from the van.
The sound of her words made Moxxie and Vortex turn their eyes toward the van. They were surprised to see a hellhound inside of the van.
“What the…” Moxxie was shocked.
Seeing a hellhound traveling in the Pride Ring was a very concerning thing.
“What the fuck?”
Vortex was also stunned, just like the son of his girlfriend. A hellhound like her shouldn’t have come with an imp who seemed to be from Pride. She was deeply in danger from all the backlash the sinners were suffering since the genocide attempt
“…and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.” Verosika continued explaining as the imp in front of her couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
“A week?!” Blitzo exclaimed loudly. “No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!”
“Aw, you mad, Blitzo?” Verosika gave an unamused look at the demon in front of her. She removed her sunglasses, revealing pink irises with yellow sclera. And she couldn’t help but mock the imp who was throwing a fit. “You're gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car…”
Moxxie and Vortex looked at each other as the duo was listening to their boss talking about the imp in front of her.
“…and run three Rings to Wrath and back and max my/your credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!” The two spoke in unison.
Verosika narrowed her eyes as she was feeling sore from such an incident.
“That was oddly specific,” Moxxie commented as the furry bodyguard couldn’t help but agree.
“God dammit whore, you will not let that go!”
The imp who was accused of such things stomped his foot as he glared at her. This wasn’t the first time this was brought up.
“Go choke on a sandpaper cock.” Verosika retorted as she walked past him, showing a middle finger.
Loona remained unaware of what she was going to do, so she lowered her head as she walked by.
Blitzo got to the point where he wanted to make a fight, so he angrily followed Verosika. Not just Moxxie but also Vortex narrowed their eyes.
“Strike Three.” Both imp and hellhound said in unison as they quietly followed imp. Waiting just for one second for the fuck up…
Blitzo, unaware of the danger he was in, decided to open his mouth once again.
“Hold on! You better move that pussy wagon right now or I’m gonna…”
But after that, Blitzo felt his body freeze as he could hear not just one, but two angry growls behind his back. As he turned his head back, he saw an angry dark gray hellhound, and the imp from earlier was now showing sharp teeth as both their eyes were without their pupils. Their growling was like dangerous beasts ready to kill him.
“You’ll what?” Both demons asked slowly.
Blitzo could see that the other imp’s claws were far too sharp. Much like the hellhound nearby him…
“Fuck.” Blitzo knew that he fucked up, and even stuttered and looked around, fearfully. “Or I’ll…um…I’ll…I’ll call HR!”
Verosika and the Hellhound burst into sudden laughter like a sitcom while the imp from the Gluttony ring rolled his eyes, it took a few seconds until they calmed down.
“Anyway,” said Verosika, “Meet my new Hellhound bodyguard, Vortex. And that one is Moxxie, his girlfriend’s son. And unlike you, they did their job well.”
Moxie gave an annoying glance as he left the imp, shortly being followed by the succubus and Vortex. Verosika gave her ex the bird once more.
“Ta ta, fuck stain.”
Walking around a few meters away, Moxxie was annoyed as he couldn’t believe an imp-like who dared to talk big about his uncle’s Ring and also tried to talk badly about his mother’s best drinks. Pissed wouldn’t be the word to describe how angry he felt at that moment. And it wasn’t unnoticed.
“Corgi, wait up.” A familiar voice made Moxxie slow his step until he saw the hellhound responsible for him. Who seemed not just unfazed by what happened, but also noticed that the imp didn’t seem to be as excited as before. “Moxxie, you okay?”
“Yes.” Moxxie lied, knowing that a good part of him wanted to just forget what happened a few minutes ago. But having that kind of attitude made him angry.
“Don’t mind about that loser Moxxie,” Then Verosika rolled her eyes, as she could see the reason why the imp was angry. She couldn’t blame him. The group went inside the building and took the elevator. “He always makes the worst first impression. He’s like a leach and would try to take all your happiness away. Now focus on preparing your presentation because I want you to give your best performance.”
Moxxie looked at the popstar in silence, then turned his attention away. He took out his favorite yoyo and started playing with it.
“Alright…. I’ll try to not think about it. I’m going to the office to see if the crew managed to grab all my equipment.” Moxxie walked faster as he left both the succubus and the hellhound behind.
At the time Moxxie left and went inside the room, Vortex gave a tired sigh as facepalmed with himself.
“Boss, your ex is an asshole. That motherfucker already managed to cause a bad impression of Moxxie second-guessing his time here. I don’t know why, but I think that’s a bad omen.”
Vortex narrowed his eyes as he saw the boy was upset for having such a jackass trying to ruin their time together.
“Well, I wouldn’t deny that this could have been better than it should, but who knew that motherfucker would have talked badly of Beezy’s Beelzejuice. Man, to say that drink is for the whores and desperately in front of him was asking to insult his mother.” Verosika took her glasses off, clearly showing the honest disbelief she had over her ex. “Is Moxxie going to be okay?”
Vortex cast a glance at the giant window of the office. He could see the silhouette of the imp playing with a yoyo. That made the burly hellhound feel a little relieved.
“Moxxie is playing with his yoyo. So I would say in a few minutes he will be okay. Seconds, if he performs a good trick to cheer him up.” Vortex already saw similar situations concerning Beezy’s child. When he was stressed, the young prince just needed time with his yoyo and he would be happy and focused once again. It was a good way to help transition his rage into something positive. “It’s his way to vent it out. So he is going to be fine. Oh, here he comes already.”
“Sorry to come back, it seems the crew is excited to go to the human world… since they almost jumped at me,” Moxxie said as his semblant looked mostly normal, almost at the point of being relaxed once again.
“WHAT?” Vortex said furiously, as his eyes became slits and was almost prepared to rip their faces off.
“Tex, that’s fine. I managed to jump away from them and let Milky kick Ace’s balls as a distraction. So it went fine.” Moxxie gave a weak smile which made Verosika look at the imp strangely.
“What?” Verosika asked, as she got confused seeing the pissed imp from a few minutes ago, actually coming back less angry and almost cheerful. She just glanced at the hellhound bodyguard who just nodded at her.
“Okay, I’m going to believe in you,” Vortex said in concern but then narrowed his eyes. “But if you got into trouble, shout my name and I’m going to protect you and kill them on the spot.”
“Alright, alright,” Moxxie said as he raised his hands in surrender, while Verosika just looked at the duo amused. “Well, you two be okay outside while I prepare the crew for we leave, and if the loser tries to get inside, Vortex, you are free to use full force to kick his balls.”
“May I too?” Moxxie asked as he also wanted some kind of revenge which Verosika found cute to see the imp wanting revenge on her ex.
“Awww, how cute, of course, you can kick his balls too… It’s so sad that you are taken… I would have liked to claim you myself.” Verosika teased a bit the prince of Gluttony which made him blush like a cherry, while Vortex gave a cough which made Verosika pout at him before leaving. “Okay, okay, going back to work. Moxxie, keep playing with your yoyo and try not to lose your cool to that loser, you are royalty and you are way more awesome than him.”
“Okay, thanks Verosika.” Moxxie smiled as he spent his time alone with the boyfriend of his mother, both Vortex and Moxxie, as he kept glancing around. “Hey Vortex, can you answer me why we are located in front of the office of Blitzo company?”
“Well, Moxxie. To answer that I- oof.”
Vortex was happy to explain the reason why the group of succubus was in Imp city planning to travel to the human world… until suddenly someone just bumped into his arm.
“Oh. Whoa,” she breathed. Glancing down at her was none other than Vortex. Redness crept up to her cheeks and she wagged her tail.
“Are you okay?” Then a voice broke her concentration, and she would be angry at the imp who asked, but the question wasn’t focused on her. But the hellhound who was scratching his fur arm.
“I’m fine Mox, not even a tickle.” Vortex smiled, as he could see the tail of the imp was shaking and wagging like he was worried. And the big bodyguard just waved off the concerns.
“Oh, that’s good then. You were distracted.” The imp who seemed to be talking with Vortex then glanced at the girl hellhound who was still in silence and uncertain if she should be angry or ashamed to have bumped into someone like Vortex. But then her eyes got nearby at the imp who tilted her head… And his tail was wagging? Like a hellhound. “Are you okay?”
At the time Loona was about to narrow her eyes and say to him to fuck off, she suddenly felt the glance of the hellhound above her and the imp. That kind of look was something that she could just see one person doing to her… her adoptive father Blitzo…
She knew deeply in her heart that the man she started to have a crush on was someone related to the imp in front of her. So she decided to contain her anger.
“I’m fine.” Loona gruntled and said, she could see the imp raising her eyes towards him, and she was going to be pissed if he started to insist on that, but to her surprise. The imp just dropped it off.
“Great, I’m not going to press further about that. But there is one thing that me and Vortex wanted to ask you so much. Are you from the Pride Ring?” Moxxie knew his way of knowing hellhounds, especially having 3 girlfriends who were stubborn like that, he knew the flags happening around, and how to avoid many of them. But that kind of question surprised Loona with how directly the imp was towards a simple question.
“Yeah, what about it?” Loona asked as she narrowed her eyes, but then she saw both the hellhound and the imp looking at her in concern in a way that made her feel something was wrong.
“Are you okay?” Both asked this time, which that time was different from the question of the bumping, but it was deeper in a different way. “Did a sinner come after you? Are you safe?”
The question made by the imp was enough to make Loona stares at the imp as if he was some sort of a… but then it took a second to realize who he was… the imp who was, the time she was reading the news on her hellphone, about the Gluttony Prince who appeared to make his speech towards all the hellhounds from the seven rings… About the tragedy of genocide attempt… The hellhound in imp’s body… the prince son of Bee-lzebub himself.
And the worst part…
“Hey, what the hell are ya… Hiii big man, where is your bitch bag of an employer?” Blitzo raised his both arms in protection of his adoptive daughter in front of both the imp and hellhound, and at the time he was going to raise his voice to the imp, both of them glared at the imp which made him change the subject.
“She’s in her office,” said Vortex in a low voice. “There wasn’t room on the second floor so they rented one here on this one. It’s cheaper.”
Vortex mentioned a room down the hall, across from the I.M.P. office. Three neon hearts stood right above two blue double doors.
A large pink “V” and a pink “M” were painted on the door windows, standing for Verosika Mayday.
“Oh come on!” Blitzo yelled in frustration. As he was annoyed by the fact that everything he lived now his ex-girlfriend would be taking from him.
“Really?” Moxxie asked as he looked at the hellhound in disbelief. “That’s the place we are going to stay?”
Vortex chuckled with a shrug of his shoulders. “Sorry Moxxie, but don’t worry, we still will take a trip around the human world, but this place is mostly for our equipment so he has to come back here to make the shows all the time.”
“Oh, that makes sense,” Moxxie replied as he then glanced at the hellhound girl who was still staring at both of them. “I think that’s nothing else we can do?”
“Well, you can always leave.” Blitzo rudely suggested which made both imp and hellhound roll their eyes.
“Listen here Blitzo,“ Vortex said as he approached the imp who just gulped at him. “I understand that you have this petty fight with my boss, and trust me, I wouldn’t care less for your problems. But you gotta shut your mouth when it comes to talking in front of my girlfriend’s son. Or…”
“Or you will what? Don’t you think I saw you and your son staring in hunger at my daughter Looney like she is a piece of meat?” Blitzo retorted which made Vortex irate and Loona outraged.
“BLITZO WHAT THE FUCK?” Loona asked angrily as she could see that her adoptive father was being overprotective in doing stupid things.
“Not now Loony, I’m here to protect your chastity,” Blitzo said as he stared angrily at the hellhound who was with bloodshot eyes.
“For your information, I’m happily in a relationship, and Moxxie already is in a relationship with 3 girls, we don’t need much more on our plate.” Vortex snarled which made Moxxie outraged.
“Vortex WHAT THE FUCK?” Moxxie shouted as he was looking embarrassed from the revelation which made the imp look at the duo with narrowed eyes.
“So my Loony is not good enough for you both?” Blitzo now asked furiously as he was ready to attack.
“WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY A FATHER WOULD ASK THAT?” Both the trio of hellhounds and imp shouted in outrage and Blitzo shouted angrily as well.
“THE ONE WHO WANTS THE BEST FOR HIS DAUGHTER.” And with that both Blitzo and Vortex stared at each other with narrowed eyes, as neither of them was going to let it down, the other being right.
Moxxie stared at the hellhound who seemed a bit uncomfortable as she kept glancing towards the hellhound who was having a narrowing contest with the imp who just bugged them.
"Hmm, it seems that both of them are going to be busy for a while," Moxxie commented, as he then snapped his fingers and from behind his back, he took a bottle of a yellow liquid which seemed to be refreshing and delicious for any kind of situation. "Do you want to have some booze while we try to avoid being near our parental figures to embarrass us any further?"
And with that, Loona snapped from her thoughts, and seeing that her adoptive father was being an actual asshole as always, but this time on the big hunk of hellhound, she wanted to be buried alive. So seeing the proposition of the imp nearby her, she desperately needs a drink.
"Yes, anything would be better than fucking this," Loona commented, as the imp then gave a bottle to her, which made her surprised. "What..."
"Beelzejuice, handmade by yours truly, the queen herself. Now let's get out of this because if I hear him making comparisons of me being the best adoptive son or him being the best parental figure, I'm going to lose my shit." Moxxie commented as his tail wagged, which Loona still found strange the way the imp acted. But she couldn't help but grin as she felt something, she wasn't feeling alone.
"Parents." Both imp and hellhound commented as the duo laughed and left the two adoptive fathers got into a shouting contest.
After leaving for an open area, Loona took a cigar and a lighter to start smoking, while the imp took a good bottle of soda with him and started drinking.
The silence between them too was comfortable as they both seemed to be preparing to have something to soothe their minds before they continued their conversation.
With one drag of her cigarette, Loona was feeling a bit better and she glanced at the wagging tail of the imp once again.
"Cannot control your tail?" Loona asked as she noticed the imp was not even phased because of that question.
"Yeah, sometimes living daily with hellhounds and being raised by one since as a baby you catch their habits. But I don't think that's something bad... It makes me feel more honest with my feelings." Moxxie replied it wasn't the first time he got that question and wouldn't be the last. "So you got adopted by an imp, can I ask you what it feels like?"
"I wasn't adopted." Loona snarked, as she couldn't help but look away. "I was just a few months before becoming 18 to finally get out of that shit hole."
Moxxie remained quiet, knowing that it was saddening that information like that happened.
"Hmm... Pride Ring Orphanage care was worse than I thought," Moxxie murmured, but then he decided to press further. "But still he treats you right?"
"Oh yeah, that of course he does... even if he sometimes does act like an idiot... he still acts like a too lovely parent shit," Loona complained, but from her tone of voice, the prince could see that she was aware of how much the imp dotted and loved her, but she couldn’t keep up with her feelings.
“Well, at least this is the first nice thing I can see on him,” Moxxie said as he chugged another can of soda. “No offense to your father, but he is a jerk who doesn’t know how to control his mouth.”
“I would have taken offense to that… if it wasn't for the fact he just embarrassed me in front of the good hunk of meat… I mean, your…” Loona tried to correct herself, and seeing the glance of the imp nearby her, she almost got aggressive.
“Great, another girl has a crush on my mother’s boyfriend,” Moxxie commented as he rolled his eyes. But then he looked at the poor girl, and then he decided to have something in mind. “You know, me and my mom are going to have a party in a few weeks, if you want to pass some time to chill, enjoy yourself and have new friends. I can show you around and we can enjoy the party with my friends.”
Loona looked at the suggestion made by the imp in surprise, and before she was going to open her mouth, the imp interrupted.
“Don’t worry, no strings attached, not even a hook up with me or my mother’s boyfriend, just a circle of friends and enjoy a good booze, rock candy, and cotton candy,” Moxxie said as he already could see the girl having some suspicion, probably on her most terrible childhood in an orphanage. And Moxxie couldn’t help but sympathize with her. “If you want to cheer up. I know some funny stories about my friends that would be unbelievable for you, and almost impossible to not laugh.”
“Hmm, I’m not a fan of comedy and stuff,” Loona said as she wasn’t that kind of interested. “But since I have nothing better to do, tell me about them.”
“Well, then…” Moxxie smiled, as he could see that moment would be a start to a new friendship.
“OH HELL NOOOOOOOOO!” Vortex roared in such anger that made the whole crew of Verosika and even the boss herself, give a step back, while Blitzo just jumped from the angry roar from the hellhound. “I cannot allow, or even let you fucking imagine you try to make a challenge where you are going to kill people while Moxxie is going to be on his first time in the human world.”
“Listen here Fido.” Blitzo was already getting angry, but a claw went directly into his throat it was tightening enough to make the imp start coughing like he felt himself getting strangled by the demon wolf who was using his hand.
“I’m listening…” Vortex replied, as he was waiting for the imp to say something but seeing that his voice cords were unable to talk, he released the clown to his place. “Let me tell you one thing, you little example of a loser, if anything happens to my girlfriend's son, I cannot even imagine the terrible punishments she would give to me. I could be either sleeping in a dog house for a year, or even worse get pegged by her, and one thing I heard from the rumors around Gluttony Ring is that, the time she does that once, there wouldn’t be dignity or masculinity for the person who she does that… So give me one reason, one fucking good reason for why I shouldn’t shove my hand into your ass and then rip your prostate from there?”
Blitzo gulped and gave a massage to his throat. But then glared at the hellhound, knowing that while he was pissed, it was a valid concern. At the time he opened his mouth, suddenly both of them heard Verosika chuckling.
“Oh come on Tex? Don’t you see this loser is desperate? We can defeat him, while he isn’t able to kill as many as we have sex around Spring Break. But if you are worried about Moxxie? Why not just make the bet just start after Moxxie finishes his presentation? Then we place a neutral ground where neither us, and neither these losers fuckers are going to interrupt his day.” The succubus pop star smiled as she could see that her bodyguard wasn’t even getting sold for the idea. So she even rolled her eyes. “Also if you think Moxxie is going to be in danger, you can have free will to be his bodyguard and leave me while I have sex, you don’t need to be around unless you want to have sex on there too.”
“Yeah, that.” Blitzo agreed as he was grateful for his ex accepting the challenge, while he tried to not be mad over the insults.
The hellhound remained quiet until he gave a loud sigh.
“Okay, fine. But just at the time you start your show boss, and you…” Vortex pointed at Blitzo who was still on guard. “You will not enter the neutral ground. I want my boy to be safe. Because if my girlfriend gets my ass, I’m going to recommend you to be her next target. And she is going to eat you alive…and I don’t know if it is figuratively or vore fetiche if you're into it.”
Blitzo stared at the hellhound and gulped as he could see the possible girlfriend who he has no fucking idea who was… but from Vortex saying rumors, Blitzo must know it was someone really important, probably a noble, so it was fucking red flag.
“Alright, alright. Deal.” Blitzo said as both he and Vortex got out from the Verosika’s office, while the lust demons couldn’t help but laugh at seeing the imp in fear from the worried hellhound who is afraid to be pegged.
“And she got punched at least 5 times on that day…” Moxxie told the story while the teenage hellhound spat her drink before the girl howled in laughter…
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Loona laughed as she could imagine how terribly unlucky a hellhound like the imp’s friend had suffered because of a pregnancy test that it wasn’t even hers.
Both Moxxie’s and Loona’s tails wagged as they both enjoyed laughing at a good story.
“Holyshit, and whose was that pregnancy test?” Loona asked a question which Moxxie grinned at her.
“We looked around and we just found out that Esme’s mom went to her apartment, so we asked her… it seems that Esme is going to have a bunch of new siblings soon,” Moxxie explained as she could see Loona was getting interested in the conclusion. “Thankfully Esme just moved away to the other side of Gluttony, because dealing with a lot of siblings and newborns would be a headache for her.”
“Yeah, it seems like the best decision. Hey Mox, you are a nice guy.”
Loona felt comfortable as the duo had a good time talking. And the trust the imp was giving her to give his hellphone number to her, was something that she didn’t imagine the prince of Gluttony would be this trustful.
“Thanks. And I’m glad to meet a new friend. So when you have time to go to Gluttony, call me, and then we can make a good schedule for calling my group and hanging out somewhere around Gluttony. Where no imp and hellhound should be a target of genocide attempts.”
Realizing he said something he shouldn't have, he suddenly shut his mouth… Which made the hellhound stare at him and raise her eyebrow…
As she was going to ask about it, suddenly she saw both her adoptive father and what would be a possible angry hellhound. She has a crush on going outside and walking in her direction.
“Alright Loony, we have an emergency meeting. We need to discuss our plan of strategy.” Blitzo quickly said as he took his daughter and quickly went inside the office.
Moxxie stared at his mom’s girlfriend as he looked needing to vent.
“Tex… are you alright?” Moxxie asked as he could see that something wasn’t right, since the day should be great.
Vortex sighed as he wanted to not be there in the first place. But seeing Moxxie was in a cheerful mood, he decided to be honest.
“Verosika and this fucker Blitzo decided to have a challenge to see who is going to take a spot. And it might be something dangerous tomorrow. So I think I should tell you in advance.” Vortex didn’t like it, didn’t like it at all, about the idea of how the simple trip should have been something simple and awesome, but the idea of how everything was compromised made him stressed.
“Oh, do you need a drink?”
Moxxie raised a flask of what would be possibly a Beelzejuice which made Vortex see the young man trying to cheer him up.
“Well, I would be fine if you just promised that you would enjoy your presentation tomorrow, but when you finish it, you stay in a safe place on the beach where you can enjoy it, without the interference of the crew, and neither of that stupid imp.” Vortex crouched, as he looked in the eyes of the imp who tilted his head, and his tail was down like in worry.
“Well, if that’s the issue. I can do it just fine.” Moxxie promised as he wasn’t the type to do crazy stunts outside of the car. “I’m an adrenaline addict, but only on fast cars. So don’t worry. I will be fine.”
“That’s everything I ask Mox.” Vortex smiled, as his entire mind was in relief.
And with that in mind, Vortex decided on one idea. “What about you and me already talking to the crew and preparing ourselves for the trip? Maybe they will allow us to go this afternoon and we can enjoy the beach tonight. It wouldn’t be as cool as tomorrow, but at least you could have a good first impression of the place.”
Moxxie’s tail wagged, as his both hands were on his face, and his eyes were sparkling.
“Reeeeeeealllyyyyyyyyyyy?” Moxxie asked excitedly, which made the hellhound chuckle on his place, before nodding his head.
“Yeah. Now let’s go Moxxie.”
Vortex felt relieved that the morale of the imp seemed to be high, and knowing that the imp was a good kiddo, he felt relieved. But still, the worries as an adult come to his mind. And possibly the consequences of such a terrible deal, couldn’t help but shake his feelings about a bad feeling in his gut… He knows his guts were always right… He just hoped that just this once was a false alarm.
At I.M.P. headquarters, Blitzo stood in front of an easel full of paper and a large whiteboard flanked by bat wings near the top. There was a large bar graph drawn on the board along with horse drawings. On the left-hand corner, Blitzo had written,(Potential Horse Names: ‘Grape Fiesta’, ‘Paperclip’, and ‘Soap’, -32.)
Over the office, there was just Loona who was sitting on her usual spiked chair, while on the other side there was another imp who was from Wrath Ring, a woman who wearing long black leg pants, and a top around her body, with her short hair she was playing with the pencils above the long table. The two girls in the office were there to listen.
“Alright, shut your assholes, here’s how we're gonna do this shit!” Blitzo announced, as he made the imp girl stop her playing, and the adoptive hellhound stopped using her hellphone. “First, we find a fuck ton of clients…”
Blitzo used his imagination to animate the childish drawings on the paper showing Blitzo, Millie, and Loona standing together. A crowd of imps and clients surrounded them and gave them hugs and piles of money.
“We portal up…” The Blitzo drawing snapped his fingers and the I.M.P. figures fell to earth.
“We have our fun murder time as per usual…” The I.M.P. figures used guns to kill the human figures around them.
“We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin’ canoe…” Drawing Blitzo tossed the dead humans into a canoe that read (S.S. Cum Gutter.)
“We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, and maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!” Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles, and a goose ate at the bodies on fire. A large octopus sea monster snapped the boat and everything up in its mouth.
“They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet…” The I.M.P. figures cheered, while the Loona one wore a party hat and blew a noisemaker.
“We rub it in that sloppy bitch’s drunken whore ass face.” The Verosika drawing burst into tears on her knees as the I.M.P. figures flipped her off several times.
“Do you have any questions?” Blitzo asked as the real meeting continued.
“Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?” Loona decided to raise her hand while still holding her cell phone.
Blitzo crossed his arms in disapproval. As he hated to admit but the hellhound fucker on next door was right, Spring Break is dangerous for innocent people like both their adoptive kids.
“Absolutely not. I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of freaks up there who’d drool all over you!” Blitzo said as he pointed out his protective side, as the trio glared into the camera, breaking the fourth wall.
“Oh come on. Moxxie is going to make a DJ presentation and he invited me to see him blowing their minds. His words, not mine.” Loona insisted as she could see that the employer of the company and her adoptive father were in hesitation about it.
“Who is Moxxie?” Then the third person in the room decided to ask, which made both father and daughter stare at the imp girl who tilted her head. “Wasn’t that cute imp who was with the Verosika Mayda crew?”
“Oh, that’s right. You weren’t near. Well, in short, that imp was adopted by the hellhound who is the bodyguard of that slut.” Blitzo forgot to explain to his employee while Loona decided to correct it.
“Actually, he is his girlfriend’s son. Which he thinks was stupid because Vortex seemed to be afraid to technically call him as his own.” Loona shrugged as the time she talked with the little imp, she discovered sadly that she didn’t have a chance… not with the woman who was in a relationship with him.
“Ohhhh, interesting. Tell me more about it.” Millie got curious as she was now fascinated into knowing more about the crew around and the possible friendly rivalry that both would have together… If Blitzo wasn’t being well… himself…
“Pfff, of course, is temporary. I saw his eyes. He wants to call him his. But we shouldn’t fucking… but wait… did he tell you who is his mom?” Blitzo wouldn’t actually fucking care about the personal information of the others, but from the way the hellhound told him, there was something odd and he isn’t going to rest until he knows it…
“Yep, his mom is the queen of the Gluttony Ring.” Loona said as she kept using her social media, thankfully the newest one which was more receptive towards hellhounds. And Vikki as a friend, actually made her talk a bit more about how boring a day she was having and possibly the idea of going to work tomorrow with her adoptive father.
Blitzo’s mind broke like a shatter of glass, which made him realize why the big hellhound was so afraid to be pegging… Because of the idea of being pegged by royalty… they have no fucking idea of how ruthless they can be… And with that now in mind, he couldn’t help but also gulp… Because usually, the imp couldn’t care less about Gluttony Ring… but from what the fuckers known as sinners did to the hellhounds… he saw a side of how fucked Pentagram City became after her punishment on Pride Ring.
Cannibal Colony had a fest, and possibly even new members who wanted to eat meat at all costs. As to why some decided to be fucking rip-offs from vampires and use blood as a way to create wine… It was a fly island… a social gathering of pure torture… Even IMP City almost got damaged from the punishment since King Lucifer created a rigorous police to check every single sinner who gets inside and outside. They even examine their vomit if they have to.
The sinners have a limited time of 3 hours per day to visit Imp City. And if they eat or drink anything other than shitty food, they will know… And that has driven sinners to berserk sometimes. Usually, Blitzo knew that some sinners would try to blame Loona because of her demonology. And he had always his trusted guns for whoever fucker would try to invade and touch a fur of his little girl…
“Blitzo?” Millie sounded worried, as he took off from his mind, and stared at her worried employee and even his adoptive daughter. “Are you okay?”
“Oh fuck all kinds of ducks…” Blitzo cursed, but it didn’t take 3 seconds suddenly a loud bang could be heard from outside the door. Like desperately knocking.
“LOONA, OPEN THE DOOR, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.” Then it was a familiar voice which made the hellhound girl drop her hellphone and quickly went open the door. And at the time the door was opened both imp and the big hellhound got inside of the door like invading it.
“Hey, what the f…hmmm” Blitzo was outraged but suddenly he felt his mouth shut from the hands of the imp in front of him.
“Shhhhhhhhh.” Moxxie replied as he was sweating bullets at that moment, and the look on his face seemed to be pale. “ Fake death sound. Quickly… to save your life.”
Blitzo looked at Vortex was also in a panic mood, and decided to give some help, and used both his hands, and went to the neck, but when Blitzo thought he was going to strangle him, he wasn’t even using force.
“Ugh, ggugh.” Blitzo then decided to make strangling noises, until he went completely in silence.
Moxxie smiled and gave a thumbs up. And with Vortex nodding as a way he was relieved, he dropped his hands but still with one hand, he made a shush motion towards the imp, which was still with his eyebrow raised. Moxxie did the same as he pointed toward his hellphone.
Millie and Loona stared at each other, confused about what that was about… until…
*brrrzz, brrrzz*
The hellphone vibrated. Which made Moxxie take a look at the screen and nod his head toward the big hellhound. The reply was the big man gulping in fear.
So Moxxie pressed on the speaker to show everyone how serious the thing was.
“H-he hey Uncle Lucifer, how have you been? You didn’t call me for a while. I was missing you.” Moxxie tried to act natural, but his voice quivered in nervousness, while Loona’s tail froze, and Millie’s eyes went wide open. And Blitzo palled.
“Oh hey Moxxie, how is my favorite imp nephew going? Sorry to not call you, but I had too much shit going on my plate… But hey. I heard from Beezy that you will be going to the human world… and I’m very surprised that you are in the Pride Ring.” The voice of the kind was clearly showing it was a big deal, which made the group stare at each other.
“Yeah, to be honest uncle, I don’t want to be here. But Verosika’s Mayday office for the preparations of the Spring Break is here in Imp City, so I’m here but I’m glad that I’m going to leave tonight to be on Earth.” Moxxie tried to be as honest as possible, while he decided to hope that maybe, his uncle wasn’t going to ask…
“Oh that’s an understanding… But hey, since you are already in Imp City… there was a person who just cursed the ducks… I want to find out who did it.” Then the voice of the cheerful king became venomous as a snake, and at that moment, the whole room stared at Blitzo who just realized how fucked he is.
“Oh him?” Moxxie scoffed, as he tried to roll his eyes to make his best impression. “Just a fucking sinner who decided to mess with my day. Don’t worry, Tex got me covered.”
“Tex? Oh hello Vortex, so what happened to the sinner?” Lucifer seemed to have been happier but also intrigued.
“Oh hey King Lucifer, well to be honest, I strangled that fucker and launched on the sewer. He was pissed because he saw me in Pride Ring, and I rip his dick off, so he decided to curse the ducks before kicking me in the dick, so I strangled him to his normal death… those fuckers are just immortal. But I hope on the next extermination day, that fucker would be ripped by a lance…” Vortex said a gruesome version as he glared at the owner of the company who gulped into seeing how the pressure was on the telephone.
“Ohhh? Sorry about that then Vortex, I thought the sinners having 3 hours per time on Imp City would make them value their time better. But don’t worry though. If I heard that fucker alive the word duck once again. I will personally bring his fucking head to my brother Adam. But until then Ta ta and have a nice Spring Break. Don’t let the humans access all your holes Moxxie.” And with that, the call was over, and both Vortex and Moxxie collapsed on the floor.
“Phew, that was close.” Vortex said as he stared at the hellphone.
Moxxie was cleaning his sweat and stared at the trio of them looking pale and in shock.
“I hate to lie to my uncle, but damn he was in a good mood, so he bought it. But I’m pretty sure that he knows it was a lie so he will pretend that he believes it.” Moxxie said as he glanced at Blitzo who looked at him fearfully. “What the hell were you thinking? From all the animals to choose, ducks were forbidden to be cursed, everyone in the Pride Ring knows that.”
“I’M SORRY I WAS CAUGHT ON THE MOMENT, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOUR MOM WAS THE QUEEN OF HELLHOUNDS AND THE QUEEN OF GLUTTONY HERSELF.” Blitzo screamed in panic, as the Gluttony imp placed the hand on his forehead, and gave a tired sigh.
“Well, I can understand that it may be shocking. But you got really lucky. So for the sake of your own safety. I would avoid saying that animal for at least 2 years.” Moxxie replied in his serious thought, as he then saw the raft drawing of the horses on the board. “Oh look at that… you have potential, keep practicing the drawing, someday you will get there… But anyway, it seems that you love horses… so imagine my uncle having the same passion as you…”
“Ohhh, god dammit.” Blitzo cursed but this time Moxxie smiled.
“There you go, that’s way better.” Vortex commented as he let slip some of shit like that sometimes and while the bet was on, dying for Lucifer was way worse punishment when the ignorance acts by accident. So he decided to get up. “Well I think we already have the preparations Moxxie, let’s get going.”
“Okay.” Moxxie said as he started to follow the hellhound with his tail wagging, and then he gave a final turn and smiled at Loona. “Hey Loona see you tomorrow on Spring Break, don’t get late.”
“I WILL BE THERE.” Loona called as she could see her adoptive father glancing at her. “You have to accept it, Blitzo, they just saved your life.”
Blitzo stared at her, but then face slammed on the table, while there was just one imp who seemed disappointed.
“Aww, he didn’t even notice me.” Millie said as she looked disappointed by seeing a cute imp more focused on saving her boss, but then she glanced at Loona and Blitzo staring at her. “What?”
“Mills, don’t even try. He already has too much on his plate. His adoptive father said, "The boy has 3 girlfriends.” Blitzo said as he felt a headache coming.
“3? Wow, he must be a crazy lover.” Millie asked as she had some girlfriends and boyfriends, but never tried to score a poly romance like that.
“I still can’t fucking believe you want me to be part of his harem.” Loona said in disbelief and fake outrage. Which made Blitzo look at her affronted.
“Woah, woah, woah. I said that because they were treating you like less than you deserve. And you are the best girl, and deserve the best.” Blitzo defended, as he saw that he loved his daughter and wanted the best for her, which made Loona stop in her place and blush.
“Yeah, but I had a crush on his adoptive father, Vortex.” Loona said as she rolled her eyes, which made Blitzo look at her in disbelief, and then cross his arms.
“Oh absolutely not, the boy toy of the fucking queen of Gluttony? Not a chance…” Blitzo wanted to make Loona drop it but then Loona rolled her eyes.
“I know, I know… I don’t have a chance against the queen…” Loona said, which made Blitzo stop talking, and biting hard his tongue… in regret that he made his daughter sad. “But let’s focus on the mission. Just let me tag along. I can blend in with humans easily enough,”
“Wait, say that again,” And at that moment Blitzo paused and said as he stared at his adoptive daughter in surprise.
“I can blend in?” Loona reiterated as he looked confused at the duo who was just surprised by that.
“You have a human disguise?” Millie asked, as she never thought it was possible to see a demon having something like that.
“Yeah. Don’t you?” Loona asked, as she then saw both her adoptive father and coworker looking nervously at each other, eyes darting from side to side. Which made Loona both outraged and in disbelief. “You two have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time, without human disguises?!”
“Okay, new plan!” Blitzo called, rapidly scribbling on a piece of paper. He placed the paper on the easel, showing Loona surrounded by human figures with tiny hearts around them. “Loonie can help lure the humans to us and we’ll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?”
“Flawless logic,” Millie smiled in agreement. Now the whole team has a perfect plan towards their newest strategy.
“Alright, now we have a plan. We just need to make sure to get the clients and wait until the young prince of Gluttony makes the presentation and when that happens, he will be out of the game and be in a safety zone. Loony if things get into a situation that 'is dangerous, I want you to be in the neutral zone for your safety.” Blitzo ordered at the moment the hellhound was to reply he raised his hand. “If you don’t do that you are not going with us. That’s final.”
Loona glared at the imp who just wanted to make sure that she was safe as well, but knowing that there was nothing else she could do, she just sighed.
“Whatever.” Loona accepted, which made Blitzo sigh in relief.
“Alright, now that’s settled, nothing is going wrong tomorrow.” Blitzo smiled as he could see how the good things were shining upon them…
“That was close.” The imp commented as both himself and the hellhound Vortex said as both of them got inside the office once again.
“Tell me about it.” Vortex agreed, as he cleaned the sweat around his fur, and even took a water bottle above the desk, while the group of succubuses and incubuses stared at them in worry. “I mean, that prick annoys me to the bone. But I don’t have him at the point of letting himself be killed over Lucifer… That was a terrible accident on his part.”
“Yeah, I know.” Moxxie replied as he stared at the bodyguard. “Sometimes I don’t understand people who live in Pride Ring, or even imps in general. Are they always willing to do crazy shit to manage them to get almost killed?”
That question leads to the boyfriend of the Queen of Gluttony Ring shrugs.
“I don’t know. But thankfully we managed to give him some heads up.” Vortex to say he was relieved was a fact. Because while the imp made him want to kill the fucker a lot of times, he couldn’t help but weirdly that crazy guy grew on him. He even looked at his boss. “Does your ex always annoy you, but sometimes you can not fault but just accept it and don’t get too angry with him?”
That question made the pop star raise her eyebrow and pounder about it. She managed to be in silence for a few seconds. She nodded her head.
“Yeah, pretty much. I’m still so pissed off with him, but I don’t know if in the future I would have pity on him, and forgive him… My songs trashing him have been a huge hit… I don’t know, he has a way to charm people by being annoying.” Verosika nodded as she replied not for the duo, but also herself, it was a good point for her way of thinking. But that made her smirk. “But I’m not going to lose a bet for him, he can crawl back to his loser office, and while we have his parking spot for us every single day… This is going to make my day so much every morning.”
“I still think imps are crazy.” Moxxie replied as he made the whole group stare at him. “There was that gal in the next office that kept staring at me. Not even a hello or bye.”
“Well, that’s because you went crazy running on the next-door dude.” Suddenly a voice was recognized as what would be the drummer of the band while Moxxie looked at the incubus who had a point.
“Well of course. Never pick a bad side of my uncle, especially when it comes to his favorite bird. Ducks are so sacred to him, that he even has one single rubber duck for every single demon he ever meets.” Moxxie commented as he forgot what he was talking about, while Vortex snorted as the group stared at him.
“It’s true, I still have no fucking idea how he managed to have a rubber duck with even my damaged eye and my scars. He is very detailed when it comes to that. You can see it, but never touch it.” Vortex commented how the king of Pride Ring was so protective of his treasured ducks.
The crew stared at the duo weirdly as Verosika rolled her eyes.
“Yeah, yeah, your family is crazy about both of you. Now, here are your papers. We still have some things to prepare ourselves. So I hope you both enjoy well tonight because tomorrow we have a lot of work to do.” Verosika replied as she gave the papers of the contract on the hotel they are going to pass the Spring Break, which created the smiles of both Vortex and Moxxie. And to the surprise of the succubus, she got hugged by the imp. Which she made a pur in delight.
“Thanks, Verosika, you are the best. Now, I’m going to the bathroom… I have been holding it since this morning. And I think I’m going to explode.''Moxxie was excited, but the whole infinity drink he did on the day finally made him have an urgency.
“Okay, I’m going to prepare my backpack and we are good to go.” Vortex instructed, while Moxxie nodded and went straight to the bathroom in the office, leaving the hellhound around the crew who seemed to be smiling. “Wow, what a day.”
“You can say that, but it’s still not over…” Verosika said as she smiled cheekily at him. “And he is such a cute tough… are you sure that they cannot accept me in his harem?”
“Do you want to risk with his mother?” Vortex snorted and gave the question which made the succubus pout at him playfully.
“You sometimes are a pain in the ass.” Verosika teased while Vortex played around as well with his boss.
“It’s a must to not have a literal pain in my ass. Sacrifices must be made. But sorry boss, but my selfishness is for the sake of my well-being.” Vortex played with the succubus who just decided to give a final joke.
“Maybe you’re going to like it.” Verosika gave a slight jab on his shoulder, while Vortex rolled his eyes and took the backpack.
“And that’s a risk I’m not willing to make. Now the portal please.” Vortex knew it was time to stop playing, so Verosika rolled her eyes and took the Lust anal plug for the preparation of the portal.
“I’m going to open for you both, so you better both transform into humans before stepping out.” Verosika instructed until she found Moxxie almost taking off his things. “Mox, do you know how to transform?”
“Sure. I learned from Mom that it would be stupid to go to the human world without disguises, so she taught me with Uncle Ozzie. So it took a while, but I think I can do it just fine.” Moxxie sounded a bit nervous, he smiled as he could feel that soon he would be leaving the Pride Ring and that was great since it had been bugging him for hours.
“Alright then. Vortex, do yourself first.” Verosika said as the bodyguard nodded his head to her, and the group gave a step away, which the wolf hellhound snarled as the hell flames around his body into a dark purplish color spread around his body, and when it covered his whole body, it showed a black-skinned bouncer wearing his usual clothing. Wearing a ripped leather jacket with the sleeves torn off, effectively making it a vest, with glowing red spikes on what is left of the sleeves. He also wears a black undershirt as well as ripped gray pants. “Done.”
The group smiled as they looked at the imp who was nodding his head.
“Alright, my turn.” The imp said as he knew that he had to happen to do it… And since he started well Vortex human features, Moxxie has something in mind that he wanted to do. So he crouched as he was looking ferocious, like a hellhound, and the flames appeared around his own body, a mix of orange, cyan blue, and pink flames, covering the little imp's body, until the Gluttony prince decided to do a backflip while the body diminished, as he landed on the feet on the places of his hooves.
The group started in surprise at the little show-off from the kiddo who just transformed himself. What surprised me most was that while the crew thought he was going to be a caucasian human with his usual white hair, they were surprised to see that he was a tan young adult, almost 20s while his body looked skinny, his tanned skin showed like he had been taking in a lot of sunlight sun. And on his hair, there was his usual white hair, but to make it even more flashy, there were a few colorful highlights on the tips of his hair, especially the colorful colors of the hair of the queen of Gluttony herself. The clothing was nothing more than a flourish t-shirt, and actual magenta jeans that somehow managed to fit so well with the clothing since they didn’t pay attention to the Gluttony Prince's clothing style until he transformed himself.
“Holyshit Moxxie, you have your mother’s hair,” Vortex said he was surprised on so many levels, to see that the boy wanted to look like his adoptive mother, showing how much he loved her and wanted to be viewed like her.
“Really?” Moxxie asked as he took his hellphone to see from a selfie picture, “Hmm… I wish they could move like her lamp color style. But I think that’s the best I can do.”
Moxxie sighed, which made the crew look at the DJ ready with his human transformation, the same way the hellhound bouncer.
“Well, that doesn’t matter now… Let’s go?” Vortex asked and Moxxie nodded his head eagerly.
“Yeah, let’s get out of this Ring, please.” Moxxie asked, as the duo glanced at Verosika, who just nodded her head.
“Alright boys, have a nice afternoon at Cancun because tomorrow we are going to work a lot. And Moxxie, listen to Vortex, and have a great time.” Verosika, while she may sound a bossy bitch all the time, knows how to treat her crew, and seeing the duo smiling she opened the portal and looked at them one last time before they left. “Well, tomorrow we must prepare for our strategies. I have no fucking idea what that loser is going to do, so we must bring our big weapons. Show that fucking loser how a cockroach he can be while crying from losing and all his attempts being in vain from our awesomeness.”
“Alright boss.” The crew showed their wicked side, as the demons from Lust Ring were going to show who were the bosses of the hotel.
At the time the portal was opened, Moxxie could see for the first time what would be one of the most known beaches around the world. Cancún is a major attraction for tourists from around the world. The city is located on the Yucatán Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, along the Caribbean Sea.
The beaches of Cancún are famous for their soft, powdery, and almost pure white sand. The sand is composed of crushed coral and shells, creating a beautiful and comfortable shoreline. The Caribbean Sea that bathes the shores of Cancún is known for its clear, turquoise waters. The combination of the azure sky, pristine sand, and vibrant sea creates a picturesque tropical paradise.
And on that specific time, the westward orientation of the beaches allows for breathtaking sunsets over the Caribbean Sea. Many visitors gather along the shoreline to witness the sky transform into a canvas of vibrant colors as the sun sets.
Moxxie felt awestruck from seeing what would be nature's beauty itself. As he felt the good smell of the sea, and how different kind of air was from being outside hell.
"Wow." Moxxie's only comment was enough to make Vortex grin as he expected the reaction of the imp being like that.
"Awesome isn't it, Corgi?" Vortex smiled as he brought both their suitcases and had a good time to enjoy the sunset. He smiled to see both of their appearances disguised as humans. "Now let's go."
After passing towards the entrance, the duo was greeted as really would be a nice 5-star hotel experience. The theme of the hotel to attract tourists was enough to make a good time for the duo who just got inside.
"Hola and Hello. Hablas Español or Do you speak in English?" The receptionist used her best cheerful mood which made the big hellhound glance at the disguised son of his girlfriend.
"Los 2, Pero el Cabron on mi deretcha estas enferrujado en Español." Moxxie replied the receptionist who just smiled at the duo.
"Then I think it's best if I just speak in English, how can I be at your service?" The smiling girl asked as the duo seemed to be ready to enjoy their experience at the hotel.
"We have reservations in the name of Verosika Mayday," Vortex explained as he gave the notes showing the confirmation of their sign-over reservations. "I have a suit with 2 beds in the name of Vortex and Moxxie."
"Ah yes, it seems that everything is in order. I'm so glad that there were people who prepared themselves to reserve before starting the Spring Break, I hope you two have a nice time in our hotel." The receptionist smiled as she gave the room key to the black man. "Also, can you answer me who taught you both Spanish?"
Vortex glanced at the young man nearby him. And with a good smile, the hellhound decided to play a bit.
"From his cousin's girlfriend, almost fiance... Ella es una bruja." Vortex joked which made Moxxie glance at the hellhound but hold his tongue to not laugh. While the receptionist giggled.
"Oh, so she must have been a native. Have a great time at the hotel." And with that Vortex and Moxxie could finally take the elevator.
"If Vaggie ever imagines you called her that, she will kick your ass." Moxxie replied as he laughed, while the hellhound rolled his eyes.
"But that wasn't far away from the truth though, she is a bitch witch." Vortex was never going to step down, as he saw that while Charlie was indeed the nicest of them all. Vaggie on the other hand. “I don’t know what she has issues with me, but she made me want to call her a witch.”
“That’s because you're not her favorite, like me.” Moxxie smiled as he felt the huge hand of the man responsible for him mess with his hair. “Hey, knock it off.”
“Yeah, yeah… But let’s change the subject… what do you want to do tonight? We have a few hours to go around and meet the place before sleep. Want to have some pizza? Tacos? I bought enough money to buy 5 restaurants. Courtesy of your mother.” Vortex smiled as he could also feel hunger inside himself as well, it was such a draining day, and eating something would be nice to have it.
Moxxie's loud stomach replied in agreement, to which the duo just smiled, and it was the start of the best week they were going to have.
Starting from eating a lot of tacos, and then going to the beach at night. To feel the breeze of the ocean around their faces, and while they are still in their human disguises, Vortex suddenly pushes his shoulder.
“Hellhound tag, YOU’RE IT.” Moxxie said as he smiled and quickly went running on the empty beach, using his own feet, but also his own hands, running like a canine-like his adoptive mother and the hellhound bodyguard as well.
The night was nice for a workout Vortex grinned showing his demonic teeth behind his human disguise. He went into his hunter mode and used both his hands on the sand, and with a powerful pull, he went after the human imp, who was agile and had some good experience with being slippery.
Both hellhound and adopted imp were passing a few minutes, almost an hour on the darkest night, trying to catch each other. And with a good time for both of them to get inside the sea, being natural like canines, wearing nothing less than tongs, and both of them had a good time swimming the night, and like cold water was a good way to refresh themselves from the workout, and also a good conclusion for the whole, day.
It was a great time to pass by, just them too. Vortex was eager to see the next 3 days like that with Moxxie. A great time together with what someday in the future he would be happy to call his son. With the love of his life.
So good moments that even the duo managed to take pictures with themselves in both human and demonic versions on their headphones, but also publishing on the newest social media from the Gluttony Ring. Which was a good way to show the Queen and the Girlfriends of the imp that they were having a great time together.
The night was perfect…
At the next morning, Vortex could see how much both he and the little imp seemed to be so hyped for the day. Since the time the hellhound was awake, he found the imp on the table of their suite, eating what would the room service of the hotel. 10 plates of tortillas with pork meat in another 10 plates.
"Enjoying the cultural breakfast Mox?" Vortex still cleaning up a good part of the dust on his eyes, he could see the imp munching the breakfast like he usually does in private at his house.
The imp replied by gulping and a grin, which made Vortex roll his eyes, but also joined him on the table to pick a good thing to eat.
"Okay, spit it out." Vortex knew it was that time of the conversation, a good time for both of them to have a great talk, and was already a good time to understand what his girlfriend's son did. "The girl from yesterday,"
"You mean Loona? She is nice once you know her, and I would like to find someone who had the same experience of cultural adoption as I did when I was a kid, but I'm not going to cheat Ash, Vikki, and Bry. I'm already too committed for that." Moxxie wasn't stupid enough to feign ignorance since his mom and Vortex always tried to be honest with him, so it was like a habit the trio had been doing where they lived. "Still... while she has some flaws, but nobody is perfect. I think she is the right one for Esme or Pinkle."
"Not going to lie, she is cute though, your mother will love to see her at the party. I bet that you invited her just for you to try to play matchmaker at the party." Vortex chortled as he started drinking the coffee, knowing at least what were the plans for the Pride Hellhound girl. Seeing the imp bumping his chest.
"Damn right," Moxxie said proudly, as he could see the hellhound rolling his eyes. "Don't give me that look, I did the matchmaking before and always has been a success."
"Playing matchmaking with theater actors doesn't count Moxxie. Ouch, okay low blow, sorry." Vortex chuckled as he raised his hands in surrender while the imp gave a raspberry.
A very good start to the morning, when Vortex was having a pretty good time with the prince, a time he is going to tr...
*knock, knock, knock.*
"Vortex is us, open the door." Then a voice made the duo stop their breakfast and stare at the door.
With a sigh, the furry bouncer walked to the entrance of the suite and opened the door revealing the crew already in their human form, especially the boss who was wearing her pink shirt and white pink skirt and showed a very awesome popstar style for the humans who would be drooling on her presence.
"Morning boss," Vortex replied as he opened the door and the whole group got inside to see the place. Milki and Josh went to the sofa to turn on the television, while Apple and Coco went to see the good view of the beach from the room they were in. Verosika went to the table and got a seat, just to see Moxxie pushing a plate with the Mexican breakfast which she raised her eyebrow.
"Really? Mexican food?" Verosika sounded bored, but Moxxie nodded at the next second he took something from his pocket and placed it on the table which made the succubus stare at him with an eyebrow raised. "What is this?"
"A Sloth Ring drug," Moxxie replied innocently at the time Vortex spat his coffee away as he stared at the imp in complete shock. "It's called Like a Virgin. Aunty Belthy named it because of a song, and she got inspired to try to make it for people who lost their taste buds. It replicates the entire tongue like it was the first time you ever had that kind of food. And oh boy, you wouldn't even imagine the kick you would feel for taking food like that."
"Oh yeah, I remember your mom saying that she was between accepting it as a current medicine and an actual seasoning in restaurants." Vortex felt relieved as if it was a false alarm because he was on the verge of freaking out. Moxxie usually had a knack for bringing some random things around, and usually, Vortex would think he was already used to it, but the Sloth Ring drug is always a red flag because Beezy and Belphegor have a deep hatred for people who get too addicted to drugs like that, he knew the deep story that his love had suffered when she met Moxxie, and surprisingly he was fine with it. The hellhound never was a big fan of substantial chemicals, so he always preferred a good drink to get wasted.
"But anyway Verosika, I know you must be bored about food stuff around earth, but trust me, hanging out with a Gluttony Ring demon, in regards to food? You will never be the same." Moxxie smiled as he placed some of the seasoning around the pork meat and the tortilla just enough for her to try for the first time. "The queen Belphegor said that it's only recommended to do that once per week and the effects work for the whole day."
"Pff. Do you think that's scares me?" Verosika said as she didn't bother at all. And gave the first byte,
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"Well, I will say, it could have been a lot better," Vortex commented amused, as he suppressed his chuckle from seeing the whole crew laying down in a food coma, as he was doing his best to not laugh hard.
Verosika took the first byte, and then she freaked out at how strong the food spice was, and then she shoved the inside her mouth the pork and she found it so delicious that she gave a foodgasm, which the other members of the crew heard her doing that, and then each of them decided to do the same thing. Some even described some weird anime shit, on how they had their clothes ripped from the food itself, Moxxie and Vortex enjoyed seeing that in amusement as both of them drank a very good cup of coffee.
"Yeah, but I have to say that it doesn't surprise me at all." Moxxie shrugged as he took on his usual clothing like they both did on the day before. And now with the equipment already installed on the beach, it seems that in one hour the Spring Break would start, and it would be the start of the bet... And the bane of Vortex's existence.
The beach in the human world was alive with humans from everywhere. Men, women, and children happily walked around, relaxed under umbrellas, or had snacks. Several surfboards stood up in the sand by a decorated teal wall with a wavy orange design taking up the center.
The crowd was positioned between a wooden dock and a makeshift stage. Two women wearing sunglasses got comfortably close and kissed each other in the shade. A muscular dark-skinned man talked with a red-haired woman while a blonde guy wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap shook a bottle of pills into his mouth. Above the beach lay a small row of shops. One sign read “Pawn Paradise.” One sign read “hotel” in red letters while another sign read “Sea cream” with a teal ice cream cone structure next to it. Another sign read “Pico Puncho Pizza” and another read “Dagon Juice” and had a green fish with a sailor’s cap on it.
In the shadows under the dock, the I.M.P. crew emerged from algae-covered rocks.
“Now remember, we can’t be seen, alright?” Blitzo reminded them. “And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off them. You got the list, Loonie?”
Loona skimmed the list in her hands and gave it a sniff. “Got it.”
She dropped the paper, stood up, and walked into the light. A rush of swirling blue magic enveloped her before it vanished.
Loona was now in human form. She opened her red eyes and brushed her thick light gray hair with her hands. She wore her same dark crop top and high black shorts but she now had white skin, two bars in her right ear, and a partially shaved head. She had gray eye makeup on and a black choker around her neck. Her pale midriff, arms, and legs were visible.
All two imps stared in amazement.
“Ohhh Loonie, look at you!” Blitzo breathed. “You look downright awful!”
Loona glared at him.
“Okay now that we are here we just need to wait for the little prince to do his lullaby and then when he is away we can go to our plan,” Blitzo said as the trio of IMPs waited for the idea of what was going to happen. And from seeing that soon the show would start.
And from seeing an imp walking angrily towards the stage, it seems something is about to explode…
The group passed around the street, while the group managed to go behind on the stage, and got preparations for the start of the show, seeing that some humans were already eating pills, and drinking some beer in the morning, some of them sounded very bored, like waiting for the show soon to start.
"Wow, there were around a good among here," Moxxie said in surprise, as he could see the group actually on the beach, but not even actually enjoying it. "That's weird, shouldn't they like to be already happy to be here, and having a nice time around on pre-party time?"
"Sadly it's not like that Corgi," Vortex replied as he could see the confusion on the face of the imp since partying on Gluttony Ring always was and will always be at a different level. He could see the imp was a bit disappointed. "Nobody has the party fun that Gluttony Ring always has, so that's why I think you would be a good recommendation for my boss to make the humans have a great time."
Moxxie smiled as he was already excited.
"Alright, I'm not going to let you down. So how do you want to do it Verosika? Do you want some introduction? Want some low to high volume?" Moxxie asked as he wanted to have a good plan for dealing with his first show on Earth, but then suddenly seeing the pop star herself not invested?
"Meh, anything is fine, you just need to not make them feel bored," Verosika said which made the smile Moxxie freeze, and Vortex's inner tail froze, seeing that the imp's eyes twitched. And the succubus didn't even notice the huge storm she was bringing it. "Most first introductions would always be shadowed from the next segment, so I was curious if you have what it takes to create the hype."
"ohhh shit." Vortex stared at his boss in horror, and he understood what she did, using inverted psychology to make Moxxie give his all. But saying words like that? Vortex can see that she just unleashed Moxxie without restraints.
Moxxie gritted, his teeth, as his own eyes suddenly became yellow from his imp nature, but giving a huge breath, he closed his eyes, and by opening they went back to the white color. But the challenge was accepted.
"BITCH, I'M THE HYPE," Moxxie shouted a curse, which made Verosika step back as she could see that she challenged the nature of his creation, raised by the party queen herself, saying that the prince of Gluttony can't party. Was the same challenging his pride of being a party imp like his mom.
Moxxie took a bottle of Jägermeister which surprised the whole crew and at that moment their mouths dropped as Moxxie cracked the lid of the bottle and drank the whole bottle with one go, which Vortex blinked not before making a mental note of the number one of it.
When the imp finished drinking the whole content like a champion of Gluttony Ring, he launched away the bottle and walked to the stage while leaving the whole group behind.
“Holyshit,” Kat commented as he never thought to see someone drinking what would be one of the strongest alcohol bottles of what would be syrup like a bottle of water. It was something that made him with an erection… and he wasn’t the only one.
“Now you did it, boss. You made it personal to his pride.” Vortex contemplated the look in disbelief of his boss. “I never saw him so pissed like that, you outdid it.”
Verosika shook her head and composed herself.
“Well it wasn’t that difficult, I needed to do some incentive to him, and I had a terrible boyfriend, so I knew how to make him do things for me,” Verosika replied as she instructed the whole crew to prepare the smoke machine and the effects for herself to appear later. “I mean, he may have experience on his Ring, but did he know how to deal with the public?”
“Famous last words Verosika,” Vortex said as he took his hellphone to record, that was something that he knows that it would be valuable later.
The disguised tan human walked to the stage, as he looked at what would be a fabric mask for his mouth, but seeing how the place was scorching hot, and how his girlfriend was not around, he decided to place it in his pocket. And by seeing the microphone near his equipment. He decided to take and place it on his head, a full headset, and with the hellphone in his hands, he slammed the hellphone on his equipment, and with the right sequence of buttons, his hellphone was already connected to his equipment.
Bad Bunny (ft. Rauw Alejandro) - Party (Klean Remix) [KLEAN PACK Vol. 2] 2/6 - YouTube
* Boom Tcha, Tcha Tchum Tchum Tchum Tchum Tcha. Boom Tcha, Tcha Tchum Tchum Tchum Tchum Tcha. Boom Tcha, Tcha Tchum Tchum Tchum Tchum Tcha.
Then like a sequence of sounds drums made the whole group of horny teenagers stare at the prince of Gluttony with his headset in his hands.
Eh Eh. Party, Party, Party
Boom Tcha, Tcha Tchum Tchum Tchum Tchum Tcha. Boom Tcha, Tcha Tchum Tchum Tchum Tchum Tcha. Boom Tcha, Tcha Tchum Tchum Tchum Tchum Tcha.
And with the hypnotic singing of a girl saying the words that most teenagers wanted to do at that moment. Then the imp continued pressing the keys of his equipment. Until he opened his mouth. But from just one question.
“Who… wants… to PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?” And like a roar or excitement the prince of Gluttony and the DJ of the Springbreak called for all the living people who just came for the principal reason of going on the spring break.
“YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The pleading question from Moxxie was what made the whole group of teenagers scream as they felt their entire bodies getting used to the music. Like the song was calling them, they want to Party.
Moxxie smiled as he snapped his fingers and around his neck suddenly appeared a collar, which was nothing more than rock candy.
Moxxie then felt his own body get used to the flow and bopping his head he decided to sing, but to the surprise of many, especially for the succubus popstar.
“Ella lleva un tiempo soliá, Pero en las redes no sube nada, ah-ah , Me pone a maquinear-a-ar, Hoy quiere fluir, cansada de pensar, ay, Enrola y va a quema-a-ar (ey),Hoy se quiere soltar, no quiere amarrarse, solo quiere…” Moxxie sang in Spanish, but the loose tongue he had sounded so natural, that most people would think the tan DJ had his iconic white hair with colored shades on the spikes. Was singing into a language that most humans who get hyped for not knowing the lyrics, but just for the beat and how awesome the language sounded.
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, pa-pa-pa-pa-
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party (Oh)
Party, party, party, party (yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh)
Party, party, party, party (ey)
The chorus sang as the beat was controlled by the imp, which many humans sang as they drank from the nectar of their drinks, and possibly they have been enjoying as the sound of the song, a party indeed.
Moxxie smiled as he took his hellphone and smiling for the camera he took a selfie in his human form, as the group of humans was also dancing and enjoying the hype created by the song. Until Moxxie decided to sing again, but this time he changed his voice to a bit more grave and deeper.
“ Se miró al espejo y vio que está buenota, vio que está buenota, Y quiere perreo y coger una nota, Yo te azoto esa nalgota, Cuando tú quiera' puesto pa tu' bellaquera', Y perreártela la noche entera, Solo abren la cartera, nos fuimos sin que nadie viera” The prince of Gluttony sang as he described of what would be indeed a situation of how a girl would be lustful for many things, but knowing that most humans wouldn’t even care, Moxxie sang because it was one of his styles since he learned from a Latina Sinner who he always loved as a member of the family… Although if she heard the song the prince of Gluttony created, she would be very pissed. “ Baby, qué afrenta, tú quieres con dos y no sé si va' a aguantar, Tanto asiento que hay y encima de mi bicho es que te quieres sentar, Te tengo el toto sentimental, Uh, el panty mojado, la nota en alta, no me ha bajado, Dice que está soltera y todavía no se ha dejado, Y que se atreve con Benito y con Rauw, je”
Moxxie as he sang that part, he gave some sensual moves with his torso, which was indeed something natural that some artists wanted to give some eye candy to the public. And Moxxie was giving both Ear Candy, Eye Candy… And literally candy. Since Moxxie in secret was making like a piece of magic, the public drank more… as his own eyes were sparkling a bit, and the runes on his left arm were starting to heat, so the thirst of the public and also the hunger for more was finally achieving every single member of the humans around.
Some of them were starting to get hungry, but to their happiness, most of them were wearing from nowhere a collar and a bracelet made of Rock Candy.
Smiling Moxxie was enjoying a good job done when he was doing.
“Tú me gustas par, me gustas par, Salimos de Threehouse, nos fuimos pa Ocean Park Corriendo Can-Am, bebiendo champán, Mañana te compro un Taycan,” At the time Moxxie was singing he felt the climax of the song was almost there, so he raised both his arms, as he gave the best as he could to sing one of the best declarations of love he could give. When he wants, when she wants who would dare? WHO WOULD DARE? “Ey, ey, tú te mueves rico como las de E11EVEN, Sabe que está rica y se da guille porque puede, Yo estoy puesto, tú estás puesta, y, ¿quién se atreve?, Dime quién se atreve, que en el hotel va a ser el after”
Verosika had her entire face surprised, as she could see the meaning behind the imp words. And to say that the imp was ballsy would be understanding because Moxxie acted like a casanova on singing that song. So confident of the lust he could create. But Verosika realized… he was creating gluttony at the party and not lust.
“Holyshit, I thought he was from Lust Ring for a second,” Verosika confessed. She noticed how that style of the song would be perfect for Lust Ring, but also worked very fine on the Gluttony way since Moxxie is making people desire to drink and eat and throw a party in the middle of Spring Break.
The imp was almost done, but to her surprise, the whole crew, and even the hellhound bodyguard were when Moxxie got in front of his equipment.
Party, party, party,
Party, party, party, (RA-RAUW)
Moxxie howled like a hellhound as he ripped his shirt, which literally made the girls and even some boys of the Spring Break cheer in excitement and also followed his example to enjoy more the party.
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, pa-pa-pa-pa-
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party (OH)
Party, party, party, party (yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh)
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
And at the final word party, the imp greeted the silence, until he went behind his equipment again…
“3,2,1…” Moxxie counted as the loud humans finally went into a frenzy and screamed for more songs and a party at that moment. “HELLO SPRING BREAK. MY NAME IS M0XXL1E AND LET’S HEAT UP WITH ONE MORE SONG BEFORE VEROSIKA MAKES HER ENTRANCE.”
“YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The prince of Gluttony spoke their language. They wanted Verosika Mayday, and they liked the song, so having one more song before their favorite pop star was a good victory for them.
Major Lazer & DJ Snake - Lean On [feat. MØ] (Klean & PZZS Remix) [KLEAN PACK Vol. 2] 3/6 - YouTube
“This song I’m not going to sing, but that doesn’t mean I will not do anything. I’M THE FUCKING DJ.” Moxxie said as he was the pure hype and was pressing the keys of his equipment and started playing lean on.
The beats followed the pattern, as a girl sang the song, the beats were frenetic and made some of the humans enjoy. But the next time, there was a break, and Moxxie proved why he was the fucking DJ since he was pressing the keys, but his fingers pressed the keys and the remix was created in a mindblowing way.
“ Oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohoh-oh-oh-oh- oh OH, Oh Ah Oh, Oh Ah Oh. ” Moxxie sang as he pressed the sequences to be like the remix being exactly as he was singing. Which made the public start dancing from excitement. “ Oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohoh-oh-oh-oh- oh OH, Oh Ah Oh, Oh Ah Oh. I need somebody to lean on. ”
Verosika who took off her glasses and stared at the imp who seemed to be a professional looked at the hellhound who crossed his arms.
“Told you he was good.” Vortex grinned, as he could see that the other crew members were also in disbelief. “The girl who is singing is Ash, she is the part of the duet with him. She is a nice girl. I think Moxxie wanted to make an advertisement for them. Pretty smart.”
Moxxie was playing the second part of the song, which was the hellhound girl who was waiting with her adoptive father and the employee wrathian girl who was just staring at the stage from a bit far away.
“Holyshit, that’s lit,” Loona confessed as she heard about some videos on social media talking about M0XXL1E and A5HE. It was a rummage that the person who was doing the songs and being the DJ always used a corgi bennie and both used masks on their mouths and possibly the imp would have used if wasn’t Spring Break and the heat had been too much for him to use.
“Yeah yeah, never was fan of Techno, but have to confess the boy has skills. HOLYSHIT.” Blitzo then shouted as the hellhound teenager and the imp girl also couldn’t help but has their mouth dropped.
“OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The public went crazy from seeing Moxxie doing what he did.
“HOLLY HELL,” Verosika shouted as she had her mouth dropped from seeing the move Moxxie made.
He jumped on his equipment and used one hand to stand over the equipment,
Ah-ah- Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh KISS THUMB
It was a sequence of the buttons Moxxie was pressing as he was jumping with one hand over the equipment. As both his bodies were in the air, he was pressing on using his DJ skills, and then he inclined his own body and started to do a breakdance above his equipment. Doing a fucking windmill and a shoulder spin above his equipment.
Ah-ah- Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-Ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh KISS THUMB
Oh-oh-oh-oh-Oh-oh-oh-oh-Oh-oh-oh-oh-Oh-oh-oh-oh-Oh-oh-oh-oh-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah KISS THUMB THUMB THUM. I need somebody to Lean On.
Suddenly from nowhere a human launched a T-shirt to the DJ which Moxxie gladly took it while he immediately dressed himself in the middle of a shoulder spin.
Vortex, Verosika, Blitzo, Loona, and whatever was watching the imp go on that moment, it was something they never thought they would see.
Until he got out of his equipment as the girl finally said somebody to Lean On.
Then he just pressed a few more keys, until he shut down the music.
And without looking back, Moxxie took the T-shirt off and cleaned his face with it. Until he walked towards Verosika.
“Phew. Those people enjoy anything you launch at them. Don’t sweat Verosika. I got them warmed up for you.” Moxxie smiled as he even gave a few taps on her back, as she was still shocked at him.
Vortex was also with his mouth dropped. And by seeing Moxxie leave, he decided to immediately go after him, just for the sake of them both to have a nice soda drink before he goes back to work.
“MOXXIE WAIT UP, THAT WAS LIT AS FUCK.” That was the last thing Verosika heard before she saw both hellhound and imp leave her alone with a good hyped group.
“Okay, note to yourself Verosika, Moxxie is your hype man for every single show you are going to do.” The succubus said to herself before finally focusing on the show she should sing.
“Wow he is good.” Blitzo pointed out as he could see his teenage hellhound nodding with him. But then smirked as he finally saw the imp leaving the place on the backstage and going into a place far away from the stage. “Okay, the royalty is leaving the danger zone. Now Loony it’s time. Now FETCH!”
Loona peered in front of her with a hand over her eyebrows to help block out the light. Her target humans were outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirked and strolled over to a tall muscular man wearing sunglasses. She moved a finger toward his chest and gave him a flirtatious grin. She mentioned behind her to a private alleyway. Loona led him into the alleyway and leaned casually against the wall. The man reached out to grab her in lust but was immediately shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gave Loona a thumbs up.
Later on, a blonde man ran to Loona in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He was caught in a noose by Blitzo. A random “music band” poster hung on the wall. On a rooftop, a brown-haired man leaned in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocked him off the roof with a kick. The man fell into a green dumpster that Blitzo slammed shut. Loona walked with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashed fatally into his head. Blitzo killed a woman with a knife, Millie killed a white-haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, and another woman got shot in the head.
Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie happily jumped on another body.
“That’s nine kills in the bag!” called Blitzo. “I’d like to see that way snatch orgasm that many…”
The imps froze when they heard a voice through a microphone. It was Verosika Mayday on stage, in her human form. Her shadowy silhouette in the clearing smoke resembled her demon form. She had blonde hair, and tan skin and wore black leggings and high heels. She wore a pink skirt and a matching frilly top that revealed her right shoulder. She had a small black heart on her right cheek. The background lights were pink, giving the appearance of moving hearts. “Verosika Mayday” was on a pink banner overhead. Verosika appeared on two screens on either side of the stage, showing moving hearts of red, pink, and white in the background. Six pink spotlights shone on her.
“All right spring breakers! I hope you have enjoyed the debut of the first Spring Break of M0XXL1E,” Verosika called out the name stage of the DJ while every single one of the humans cheered from the hype and now which made Verosika smile even further. “Y’all ready get fucked up and make some bitching bad choices?!”
The crowd cheered in affirmation. A white teen boy with short blonde hair tore off his shirt and yelled “Verosika!” He had her name written in pink on his bare chest.
Verosika smiled as she finally started singing her song:
“ This is your final boarding call. All aboard Pack your bags Sun’s out Take a vacay babe Take it straight to Bonetown ” Verosika started singing her song while showing why she is known as a pop star since every single human being around was being hyped and enamorated from the lust powers of the hellish girl who are going to enjoy the fruits of her labor. “ V-time, free time, baby relax Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax Hardtop succu-bus to the beach Catch some rays while catching some D ”
“Pack your bags, Sun’s out, Take a vacay babe, Take it straight to Bonetown”
Moxxie listened to the song as he raised his eyebrow, since was a good distance for a zone where he promised to Vortex he would be away. He found it interesting how his uncle Ozzy always found a good way to talk about Verosika Mayday. And from seeing the public eating in the palm of her hand, he can see it.
“Hot dog, hot bod, sausage and buns Threesome, fivesome, having some fun Back to my place, welcome to Hell Sun’s out, hormones out, how does it smell?” Verosika was enjoying how her powers were going in a frenzy, and she was going to enjoy making her ex-boyfriend lose the bet, showing that she was the one who is winner, and seeing her crew ready to attack, it was the time for her true show. “Pack your bags Sun’s out Take a vacay babe Take it straight to Bonetown”
Verosika performed her song on stage and took a drink from her bottle. “Fuck you Blitzo” appeared on the screens as Blitzo seethed. The humans made out with others around them. The humans kissed, hugged, and some gave each other anal. One dark woman succubus showed a love-struck man a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it. She grinned and threw herself onto the human male. An incubus with dark hair in human form smiled and snapped his fingers at a blonde man…his sunglasses fell off his surprised sunburned face. Several more succubi and incubi grinned and snuck up on the humans.
“God dammit, that bitch started her godish mating call! Now she’s gonna win all those sex maniacs. We gotta pick things up, guys! He on the list, Loonie?” Blitzo was furious as he pointed in the direction of the vomiting long-haired blonde man in boxer shorts.
Loona smelled and as her eyes showed the red light, she nodded her head to him.
“Yeah, that’s him.” She then found something weird coming out, and she was doing her best to keep track of all the humans on the hit list.
Blitzo mentioned to a vomiting long-haired blonde man in boxer shorts.
Loona appeared distracted, not even looking at him. “Huh? Yeah, I think so.” Loona was staring at a tall muscular black-skinned bouncer by the stage: a human Vortex.
“Good!” Blitzo called. The blonde man looked up at Blitzo in a stupor.
“Whoa, what are you? A leprechaun? Hahaha!” The blonde man didn’t even know the dangers he was making fun of it, but Blitzo didn’t even care of it.
“Oh yeah, pretty cool, huh?” Blitzo raised a sharp black and red ax and smashed the man’s head open with the ax, causing blood and brains to splatter. “Great, now who is next?”
“Oh no.” Loona commented which made Blitzo turn his head to his baby girl.
“What is it Loony?” Blitzo asked worried, as she then pointed out at the group of teenagers who weren’t even around them, neither on the orgy party happening in the other area. A group of teenagers decided to go directly on the neutral ground. Because one imp was drinking from what would be car size barrel of what would be alcool.
“CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.” The spring breakers teenagers chanted as the human-disguised imp seemed to be having a great time drinking from what would be too much for an imp-like him.
“SHIT,” Blitzo shouted as he didn’t to go nearby that direction, since not long from that direction, there was between zones, a black man who was watching from both directions. Possibly that black man was Vortex in disguise who seemed to be in watch of both the employees but also for the imp he is responsible.
“DON’T LET THE AIR GET INSIDE MOXXIE, KEEP CHUGGING UNTIL IS DONE.” Vortex called it out while the group of humans took that as an incentive and cheered for the imp even more.
“What are we going to do?” Millie said as she found a terrible problem to take care of. “We cannot go past to that side and willing to risk the safety of the prince…”
“Don’t worry about that.” Loona said as she nodded to her adoptive father. “I’m going to bring them here. But I’m going to take a bit of time for them not to notice my intentions.”
“Loony, don’t risk yourself.” Blitzo said in a worried tone since he knew that if danger appeared in the neutral zone, killing for a parking spot would be the least of his problems.
“Don’t worry, I’m going to take my time. There are 2 in that place. Black hair asian type, and a blonde bombshell, take them out while I’m going to try to bring them here.” Loona said as she left both imps focused on their task…
And with that, Loona walked nearby passing the craziness of between sides on the beach, until they finally reached the neutral zone, where Moxxie was still drinking it like he was a vacuum machine.
“CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.” The crazy teenagers kept raising their beer cans as they saw the imp keep drinking until with his last effort, he gave a satisfied sigh.
“EMPTY BITCH.” Moxxie used both hands to push the barrel which when it went to the side, showed that it was indeed not even a drop over the barrel.
“YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The Spring Breakers cheered as every single one of them raised Moxxie above them like a hero.
“Guys, guys, that’s fine. Now, go enjoy the beach party. Go CRAZY.” Moxxie said as he raised another can of beer, and let the whole group of humans go crazy and drink like crazy and then leave the area. Until he saw the grey-haired human who he could see who she was. “Loona you made it.”
“Moxxie, that was nuts.” Loona confessed as she tried to act like she usually does, but seeing an imp drinking a barrel of 10 sizes of him was something that she must take off from her list.
“Yeah, that’s the second drink of the day. Just one more drink, and I cannot drink alcohol for the rest of the day.” Moxxie waved his hand as he could see that it was fun but he must be responsible.
Loona looked at him like he was a monster.
“That was just one drink?” Loona asked in disbelief, to which Moxxie laughed before shaking his head.
“Ah no no no. I mean, when I say 3 drinks, it means that I can only drink alcohol twice per day. It’s not the quantity of the liquid… But the condition of how many times alcohol can touch my tongue…” Moxxie explained as he pointed at the barrel. “That barrel I had to drink it in one go, if I gave a break to just breathe for a second, that would mean that I had to drink it the second time… so that’s why when I drink alcohol, I just take it like it was one shot. Because now I’m on the third drink, if a drop of beer touches my tongue, it can also mean I had a drink.”
Loona listened as she saw Moxxie taking with him another can, but this time was a can of soda.
“I love soda. It’s my drink of choice, and the best of all I can drink it infinitely. But, a good drink with friends I can sacrifice a time per day just for a good time.” Moxxie then snapped his fingers which made two flasks of the goldish yellow honey drink. “Beelzejuice is the perfect third drink to have. So, want to have one.”
Loona knowing that the target was nearby and drinking a lot, and a good first friend to have by her side… Loona felt safe to enjoy a party without dealing with the consequences.
“Well, what the hell.” Loona decided to touch Moxxie’s flasks like they were celebrating a good party, “Cheers.”
And with a good time to talk with the imp, a good friend to have in the chaotic mundane world.
“Come on Loony, why are you taking so long?” Blitzo commented that he was feeling stressed for two reasons, one was because he already killed more than two humans, but now he felt the urgency of seeing his daughter, and he was afraid something happened to her.
“I think she is fine Blitzo, she seemed to be chatting with Prince Moxxie on the neutral zone.” Millie then decided to point out, which made Blitzo narrow his eyes.
“Oh come on, seriously?” Blitzo decided that it was time for to him intervene and go fetch his daughter.
Walking near the duo Moxxie noticed the imp approaching him.
“Hey, the owner of the assassin team, how many did you kill now? Verosika managed to have a total of 10 until now.” Moxxie decided to act chill while he could see Loona still drinking and then narrowing her eyes to him.
Blitzo felt a bit cathartic into knowing that he was winning. So he decided to take a look around and he just found out that the bodyguard hellhound wasn’t around.
“Eleven kills, but that’s not the problem. I came here to fetch my daughter.” Blitzo looked like an angry father which made Moxxie glance a Loona who seemed to be trying to avoid the gaze.
“Come on Blitzo, can’t I have a break for five minutes? That group is humans is still drinking like a bunch of animals, and I cannot mess up this disguise.” Loona gritted her teeth as she also felt that she may have messed up a bit, but she didn’t want to see her adoptive father embarrassing her.
“I just wanted to see what was so important that you’d be distracted from your job.” Blitzo yelled at the top of his lungs. “We have a parking spot on the line!”
“WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. Do you guys have targets here in the neutral zone? Are you crazy? If Vortex finds out he is going berserk.” Moxxie said in alarm since he knows how crazy and overprotective the person his mom is in love with is when it comes to shit going to the fan.
“Well shit, now you know our plan. We wanted Loony to lure them out in alleys for we kill without managing to get you hurt, but they are being difficult.” Blitzo commented as Loona was getting angry for being interrupted.
“Can’t you at least let me have a few minutes alone? I was doing my job.” Loona was angry as she felt embarrassed for her first friend seeing her crazy adoptive father like that.
And Moxxie watching the duo being so in alarm like that, he could see Vortex approaching any second…
“Hmm, you know what? I’m going to take a shit in the bathroom. Oh, I hope that somebody will die while I safe away from the neutral zone.” Moxxie decided to stretch himself, which made the duo of father and daughter stare at imp in surprise. But then he glanced at the hellhound girl. “Hey Loona, having a party is always nice, and you already have a great party invitation for the next week. So why not have a great day of work and enjoy this time to be alone with your old man? My mom always enjoyed the times I passed with her at her work. So maybe using this time to be with him, may not be cool as it should. But I think that’s the least we can do right?”
Blitzo stared at the prince with his eyes wide open, while Loona stared at the imp, not before scoffing and rolling her eyes.
“Whatever.” Loona said angrily but her tail was telling another story, while Moxxie was about to leave when the imp assassin stared at him, but not without mumbling thanks to the prince who just turned his back and went to the bathroom.
Blitzo saw the imp leaving he could see that his baby girl was so focused that she used her claws to rip off some of the humans' throats, which made him feel something fall from his eyes… a tear… of pride from seeing his daughter doing a job like him…
From seeing the bodies, Blitzo knew that he needed to act quickly before the big daddy wolf appeared and noticed that the prince was away.
It was the time he also killed more than 5 humans on that, there was no way he was going to lose the bet.
“Well Moxance, you did it again. Your mom would be proud of you.” Moxxie smiled at the mirror, as he appreciated the reflection of his human face. Knowing that he had done himself a good act, he could see that the rebel teenager and the jerk father had each other's back, like a good father and daughter… surprisingly if his cousin Charlie had been there at that moment, he could see her awning and also helping Blitzo to try to have more time with the hellhound.
But then just the name of his cousin made him a bit sad since he wanted so much to visit her and Vaggie, but also knowing how it was the hotel as well… He could try to contact them by hellphone, but it wasn’t the same… he wondered how long it would pass until Vaggie finally proposed to Charlie and then they both could visit him and his mom in Gluttony Ring.
“Well, maybe someday.” Moxxie lamented but not before opening the door, and revealing the neutral zone was with still a few humans in there. So he decided to enjoy a good time walking until there…
“HARRY DUCK.” Then a sudden shout was heard, which made the imp turn his head, and see what would be a soccer ball in the direction of a human who was holding a can of beer.
And from jumping away from the ball, his hand slipped at an angle in which part of the liquid flew from the can and went in the direction of the imp.
Moxxie’s eyes went wide open as he noticed that he was breathing with his mouth open…
“SHIT.” That was the last thing he said until the liquid went on his face… and a few drops of it went inside of his mouth. And that’s the thing his conscious mind remembered from the last time.
“Moxxie?” Vortex called as he saw that from the ground around where the group of teenagers who usually would have been killed from a few meters away from the show, and the show that it’s happening the orgy around. The place Vortex just saw the imp for the last time was now devoid of any life. “Moxxie? Where are you?”
The black man looked left and right, as his nose decided to find the track of the said imp, and when he tried to find him, something felt off. It went in the direction of the party group where the killers were having their competition.
“Oh fuck me.” Vortex whispered as he quickly used his eye and his nostrils to find the presence of the imp who seemed to lead to a path, where suddenly he felt his heart stop, a barrel of beer on the sand… And at the time he arrived, his nostrils didn’t betray him, but his asshole clenched so tightly that at the time he would shit, the poop would go on his throat… Because at the time he went near the barrel, it wobbled which made him sweat bullets and hyperventilate. And when he tipped over. The imp who was now in his imp form spilled out on his back with the remaining of the beer. “Oh fuck meeee.”
“TEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX.” The imp said in greetings as his both arms went behind his head. “That was an awesome party, the group of humans was so awesome. They thought I was a possum, but I told them I was more of a Corgi so they cheered and even said Corgies were awesome dogs to drink the whole beer barrels, and they even challenged me to drink the whole beer from inside of a barrel myself. “
Vortex felt his mouth drop, as his entire blood froze. As the subtle words were enough to the hellhound know the hidden meaning… They were a group who hated dogs… because usually who the fuck on their minds would place a dog inside of a beer barrel…
Vortex gritted his teeth so furiously, that his entire eye became red, and he left the imp alone. As he quickly went towards all the humans who went in the direction of that side of the beach,
“Byeeeeeee daaa ahhh Texxxx… hehehehe,” Moxxie almost slipped his tongue and laughed as he then closed his eyes. “Zzzzz…”
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“ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. DIE YOU FUCKERS, FUCK YOU DIEEEEEEEEE.” Vortex went berzerk as his entire body became in flames and went back to his demonic form, as his claws found whoever fucker was cheering and saying the word beer at that moment.
“HOLYSHIT.” Suddenly a shout was enough to make the hellhound gaze on the corner in the sand. It was the female imp who worked on the rival side. “What just happened?”
The hellhound stared at the imp girl and then looked at the bodies she had around her.
“Personal issues. Now go back to your bet.” Vortex said as he ripped the head of one fucker who was drinking and enjoying a good time on hellphone.
“VORTEX WHAT THE FUCK?” There was a shout from the other side, which made Vortex take the body of one teenager and place it into the water in a few seconds before drowning him in his blood. Vortex just turned his head and saw a very pissed boss. “What the fuck are you doing?”
“THESE FUCKERS TOOK MOXXIE FROM NEUTRAL GROUND AND TRIED TO DROWN HIM IN BEER. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK DUMBASS?” Vortex's furious shout made Verosika jump away from the fury of the hellhound, knowing that something shitty just happened. “MOXXIE IS JUST WASTED, AND HE IS IN DANGER FOR HIMSELF FOR BEING ALONE.”
“So where the fuck is he?” Verosika said as she looked confused, until it made Vortex freeze, and then look back to the place where it was the imp… but that time the remains of the imp disappeared.
Vortex mouth’s went wide open, as the entire breeze of the sea pushed his body into the ground… and on the next second the entire body of the hellhound shattered like a million glasses. Which made the imp girl and even Verosika look at that scene in horror and shock.
“What the fuck?” Verosika said before she saw a hand crawling from the sand. “AHHHHHH.”
Both imp and succubus jumped from the hand until the strong grip was enough to show the hellhound's body intact.
“Where is Moxxie?” Vortex asked in horror and deeply in fear, as he was in panic mode. “What do I do? What do I do?”
“Relax, he is fine.” Verosika tries to be calm, as she knows that her bodyguard showing panic is indeed not a good thing, especially when it comes to the prince of Gluttony, which his whose be terrifying.
“Err, guys?” Millie decided to intervene, as she finished killing one target, but then she looked a bit of away and there was someone over what would be someone on the roof of a hotel, which she pointed out. “Isn’t that the imp you were looking for?”
Vortex felt his heart drop, and looking slowly in the direction of the top, his nose didn’t betray him, and it confirmed it was indeed the imp who was…
“Oh fuck he is sleepwalking.” Vortex said as his entire mind had his life flashed before his own eyes. And then an ominous song appeared inside of his own heart. And that terrified him.
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And as the song played, he saw in slow motion the imp walking backward near the edge.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Votex shouted as he went faster than he could until he found someone who was by pure coincidence launching himself on the cannon toward a net.
“Hey, what…” The guy didn’t even have time to process what happened. The hellhound punched the man in the face and shoved his limbless body away. “DON’T WORRY MOXXIE, I’M GOING TO SAVE YOU, OR MY NAME IS CHAD JAMES… AND IT’S FUCKING NOT.”
Vortex lighted the fuse while he shoved himself inside the cannon while he prepared the right angle.
*BOOM*
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLYSHIIIIIIT.” Vortex shouted as he suddenly saw with his eyes the imp falling, and with the right speed, he aimed himself. “ALRIGHT, I’M COMING FOR YOU MOXXIE.”
As the time frozen, Vortex in slow motion second by second was approaching the imp, but when it was time to get him, and used his own body as a shield to protect the son of his girlfriend… the big bouncer missed by a few inches and on the next second he crashed his own body on the windows of the hotel, where his entire fur protected him from the outcome, but the pain was so much he felt his air leaving his body.
“Moxxie…” Was the last thing the hellhound said before taking a few seconds of rest from the trashed glass pieces on the floor.
“OH FUCK, OH FUCK.” Verosika went into a panic as she could see her bodyguard failing to save the imp. “OH FUCK, WHAT…”
Then in the next second, when she thought the tragedy would happen. Suddenly a shadow appeared in the air and like a superhero landing a female imp who took the prince of Gluttony and managed to do a roll to make the impact of the gravity wouldn’t have been enough to hurt the imp.
At the time the female imp who had Moxxie in her arms, smiled at the imp who was still wasted.
“Hellooooooooo.” Moxxie waved his hands at the girl, who just smiled at him.
“Aren’t you a cute one?” Millie smiled at the cute imp, but she then felt her mouth being shushed.
“Shhhhhh, sorry ma'am but I’m already committed to three amazing girlfriends. They would eat my ass if I cheat on them… and I love them so much for even thinking about such stupi…stu..stup…being an asshole.” Moxxie stuttered as he was still unable to say the correct words, which made Millie give a cute playful pout.
“Awww, that’s a pity. Lucky girls thought.” Millie said as she gave the popstar the imp on her arms. “I have to keep doing some killings, have a great time with the cutie.”
Millie gave a final wave until she jumped off leaving Verosika with Moxxie once again.
“Damn boy, when they said your wasted version would be a pain in the ass, I never thought you would be on the edge of the hotel to fall.” Verosika said as she now understood how Vortex was paranoic when it came to taking care of a kid.
“HEY BOSS, THERE IS A GROUP OF GUYS WHO WANT TO DO A THREESOME, WITH 6 OTHER GUYS.” Apple called which brought the attention of Verosika who was now in a dilemma…
“Ugh… should I wait for Vortex to come back here? Or I should take the opportunity?” Verosika asked as he saw the imp sleeping peacefully from his drinking state. “Moxxie, I’m going to have a quickie, so I’m going to drop here in the sand… and whatever you do, keep sleeping.”
“Zzzzz.” Moxxie remained in silence and even snored which brought the smile of victory to the popstar.
By leaving the imp in the sand, she still to be sure she tried to act like a dog owner.
“Stayyyyyy, stayyyyyy.” Verosika said as she raised her palm as the imp remained on the sand, and by not moving a centimeter, she smiled and went back to the orgy to win a bet.
Not knowing that the next minute, the imp’s body decided to move on it’s on once again.
From the time Vortex suddenly woke up from the trashed hotel room, the bouncer who still was in his true demonic version, decided to check if his body was okay. And from seeing a bit of soreness on his shoulder, everything else seemed to be just fine for him.
So he decided to act quickly and use his claws to climb down from the hotel, and using his quick speed and demonic resilience, he took a few minutes to finally go down from the said hotel.
The moment he went on the floor, he prayed for whatever king or queen of the ring… less than his girlfriend, for just a little hope of the imp surviving from such a fall… And thankfully, his nose didn’t smell the imp or his blood on the ground… But then his eyes went wide open.
“If he is not here? Where is he?” Vortex commented as he looked around once again, and when his nose tracked him down… the time Vortex finally could see the glimpse of the imp he had been trying to look at for so long, his eyes widened open at the time the imp was above the wings of an airplane.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Vortex shouted as his entire mouth opened in fear revealing his teeth instead of fangs, which showed how much fucked he is at the time if somehow Moxxie got hurt… And from seeing the drunk imp walking on the wings of a fucking airplane? “HANG ON MOXXIE, I’M COMING FOR YOU.”
The humans looked a bit surprised to see a black man who just decided to turn himself into a fur-full hellhound he used his hands to give more speed as he heard the engines of the airplane start to work, and he tried so much too quickly. Approach the wheels of the airplane.
Suddenly he felt a bodyslamming a body which was enough to make him feel held.
“OH FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?” Blitzo who was the reason for such a chaotic day started shouting as he was holding tight to the jacket of the hellhound. “What the fuck are you doing?”
“I’M GOING TO SAVE MY SON.” Vortex snarled as he jumped towards the wheels with the imp on his back.
“OH MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEER.” Blitzo said as the duo held tight on the airplane wheels, while the human who was wearing his veteran clothing was smiling without noticing the extra weight under his airplane.
“Alright, let’s do some spin boys.” The veteran bastard smiled as he started doing loops with both hellhound and grown-up imp on the wheels.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Both Vortex and Blitzo screamed as the airplane was doing high loops, and both demon-borns were holding the metal and the wheels with their own lives.
“MOXXIE.” Vortex shouted as he tried to find the imp, but to his relief, the drunk imp was stuck between the wings and in a position that even with the loops didn’t affect him anyway.
“Alright, let’s time to do the big hurricane.” The veteran smiled as he took the airplane towards the sky and with the maximum speed, made both Imp and Hellhound use all their strength to keep holding the metal bars.
“MOTHERFUCKER, I’M GOING TO SHOT ON HIS HEAD.” Blitzo was pissed in the same way he was scared for his own life.
“DON’T DO THAT, WHO IS GOING TO PILOT THE FUCKING AIRPLANE WHEN HE DIES?” Vortex shouted as he felt all the members of his body screaming in pain.
Until the same bastard of the pilot decided to do a skydive in screws which made the duo even more desperate for their lives.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Until both released their hands and for some kind of miracle, the airplane made an angle that made both the imp and hellhound get above the wings of the airplane.
And with that Vortex was hopeful, as he could see that the son of his girlfriend was on the other wing of the airplane.
And Moxxie was with his eyes closed, and slowly walking to the edge.
“WAIT, DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT.” Both Blitzo and Vortex called as used their weight to make it balanced to the other wing above the airplane. Both Blitzo and Vortex looking at each other noticed how serious it was for the prince of Gluttony to not get hurt into a situation like that. “HOLD ON, WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.”
Both Blitzo and Vortex tried to approach the imp, but the weight being combined slowly made the airplane slide towards the direction of the imp, making Moxxie almost drop from his place.
“NOOOOOO.” Both hellhound and imp went back to their positions, and the balance of the airplane came back as before.
“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.” Vortex snarled towards the imp who just got outraged.
“My fault?” Blitzo feigned ignorance as the hellhound was very pissed.
“YEAH, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A SIMPLE SPRING BREAK FOR ME AND MOXXIE TO HAVE A FATHER AND SON BONDING, AND YOU STUPID BET MADE HIM GET DRUNK AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS.” Vortex shouted angrily as in a situation like that neither of them would be on there.
“I’M SORRY ALRIGHT? HOW WOULD I KNOW THIS BET WOULD CREATE SUCH CHAOS TO HIS SAFETY?” Blitzo shouted as he felt that in a situation like that, neither of them would want to get the worst outcome for the prince since the prince didn’t deserve to fall from the plane…
And sleeping the prince of Gluttony walked on the edge… just for then drop himself. In front of both demons.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Both Blitzo and Vortex went quickly to see where was the imp failing, but to their surprise, the silhouette of the prince falling wasn’t there, but when both turned their heads upside down, the prince of Gluttony had his tail stuck on the wing and he sleeps in upside down, but also very tied on the spot.
“I knew that he would be there.” Blitzo said as he feigned ignorance while Vortex just rolled his eyes.
“Oh, yeah, oh yeah.” Vortex commented in sarcasm until they heard the sound of beepings which made them look at the motor… And then glancing at the pilot staring at them.
“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” The veteran said, but suddenly was shot in the head, courtesy of the imp boss who the hellhound just looked at him in disbelief.
“WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST KILLED HIM?” Vortex shouted angrily, as Blitzo used his tail to guide the directions of the airplane, while he used his arms to launch the body into the sea.
“Not time for that papa wolf, I got a plane to bring down. And for the hope for our sake and our asses, I just hope to land this thing better than my imagination.” Blitzo focused most of his time using all the strength to bring down the plane in the direction of the beach.
“HOLYSHIIT.” Vortex said as the group crashed on the water but the speed of the water and the right angle of the airplane made the trio of demons keep giving bounces until they managed to crash on the beach, but with just Vortex using his body as Moxxie’s shield, and hugging him tightly.
At the time the crash happened, Blitzo’s face was covered in oil and smoke on his face. While Vortex faceplanted on the beach and was spitting sand on his foot.
Moxxie was still sleepy… he just felt a bit shrive…
Suddenly, a large gush of water rose from behind them. A dark shadow passed over their faces, darkening the sky. The humans glanced up in shock. Even the demon gang and Verosika looked on in fear and surprise. A woman pointed upwards and several people ran off. A giant foot crushed a man lying on a turtle towel. Blood splattered everywhere and onto the crowd of humans. Another woman screamed and the humans ran for their lives. Blitzo was in the process of cleaning himself up, when he, too, stopped to look.
A giant black Leviathan fish monster had risen from the ocean!
The fish had large teal eyes, fins, white whiskers, and dozens of blue sharp teeth. The beast let out a fierce, ear-shattering roar.
Moxxie opened his eyes from the sudden wake-up call and smiled stupidly in his drunken haze.
“Oooh! Fish!” That was the last thing Moxxie said when a deadly vine, a long spiked tongue wrapped around Moxxie and pulled him toward the fish.
“Hehe! Weeeee!” Moxxie grinned.
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Vortex watched in horror as Moxxie was wrapped up above the large maw before the fish snapped its jaws shut. As he could see everything passed at that moment. And as his paternal instincts kicked on overdrive.
“ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.” Vortex roared so loud that most of the humans who saw him became scared and ran away from all directions. Suddenly the hellhound felt something on his hands.
By opening it, was a huge knife. Which made the bouncer stare at the imp who gave… Was nobody else than the boss of IMP who was near the other female imp. And a growling girl hellhound who was also in a berserk state.
“Millie MOLOTOV.” Blitzo instructed, as the imp Millie spotted a fat man drinking and wearing sunglasses. She stabbed him with a knife and tore off a piece of his towel. With her knife in her mouth, she lit the cloth on fire over a vodka bottle, creating a Molotov cocktail.
Millie tossed it toward the monster, sending the fish stumbling and crashing down into the sea.
“Go Vortex, GO!” Loona shouted, which was the drive the bodyguard needed his adrenaline went full force, and without wasting his time, the wolf demon swam towards the monster, and like a predator, he climbed the demonic fish while he had a knife in his teeth. And went he got into the monster’s mouth. He used all his strength to pry open the leviathan mouth. And to his surprise, he saw Moxxie punching the monster’s uvula, still wrapped up in the tongue.
Vortex reached for him with his claw. Moxxie reached too, then gave him a high five. Which Vortex then used again grabbed hold of his wrist and tried to reach again… just by the end… the monster’s tongue wrapped him and in one-second gulp the prince of Gluttony just to the anger of the Vortex… just saw red, and with the knife on his mouth. And all the claws sharped… He was going to rip the monster from the inside out.
Back inside the monster’s mouth, Vortex used all the cuts, to make the tongue slashed, and the pain was enough for the demonic wolf to go even further and beyond and from getting even inside the stomach… The roars of pain of the monster shouting in fury, and hatred… but in the end, pain and fear of death… At the last moment, the pain was so great that the leviathan passed out… And in the next moment… from the belly a slash long enough for two demons to pass from it.
And like a Nordic warrior who got on his limit, a roar as pure berserk was the result of his true victory against the bastard dark leviathan who decided to appear at the worst time possible of the day.
He stared at the imp on his arms, and he was sleeping thanks to whatever king or queen from the seven rings, less his girlfriend because if she heard his pleas she would kill him.
At the time a whole group of succubus were walking towards the group of imps. The time they were going to tease about their possible tie or even victory. They all got by surprise as Vortex was literally on his limit.
At the time the crew watched Vortex carrying Moxxie in his arms, they knew the look in the hellhound’s eyes… they are fucked…
“Err…” Ace tried to say something but was interrupted when Vortex raised his hand, immediately making all of them quiet.
Verosika looked at his face, and it was one of the few times that she knew that she screwed up with her bodyguard, and from the look of his face. The best she can do is be quiet.
The IMP company and even the hellhound teenage girl who was looking at the adoptive father of the imp were acting angrily, the same way Blitzo would be when someone messed up with her feelings. Loona gulped, knowing that the hellhound didn’t even open his mouth, but from the coldness of his eyes, they knew that when he was going to talk it was best they remain quiet.
The anticipation of wanting to know what the bodyguard wanted was making most of them anxious, but then with a sigh, Vortex just said what he wanted to say.
“I’m bringing Moxxie home. I’m leaving right now.” Vortex said as he dared to see if his boss Verosika would even try to have an idea to refuse. “Since from the start of this afternoon, my son got drunk, walked around between your competition of orgies and killing, I had to carry myself on the wheels of an airplane… I have to be shot by a fucking cannon, and then when I think it couldn’t get worse… a fucking Leviathan appeared from the sea… I don’t care if you guys win or not, but I’m just saying this once. I’m bringing Moxxie home… May I go home?”
Verosika remained quiet as she bit her tongue… and from looking at how her employee was pissed, and tired… she couldn’t help but nod her head.
“You are excused. I was going to offer you the ride to the hotel, but it seems that you don’t want to bring Moxxie tomorrow.” Verosika sighed, as she could see the hellhound didn’t want to stay there.
“No, he doesn’t, I didn’t want that his first day on the human world would have been fucking terrible, but thank you both. I’m already fucked at the moment I go back to my girlfriend’s house. My day was ruined, and my plans were trashed. I hope you two fuck each other and be done with this shit.” Vortex said as he spat on the floor what would be blood, and from seeing the disgust of both of them, he didn’t care. “You can have the fucking spot. I’m taking Moxxie in the car.”
“OHOOOO, WE WON.” Blitzo was already celebrating, until he saw the angry look of the hellhound…
Vortex ignored and walked towards the group of imps, who smiled, and Loona using the grimoire used the portal to teleport everyone, Blitzo mockingly gave Verosika double middle fingers through the portal from behind her.
Verosika growled in anger but after that, the silence. She, as the group of lust demons remained quiet, reflecting that there was no way the day could have been worse and as her gang made their way up the stairs and onto the street.
A policeman yelled through a megaphone, “Put your hands up, you sick deviants!”
The gang huddled in fear as guns were trained on them. They were surrounded by police cars, a SWAT team, men on horses, and a helicopter. A clown and a mime robot were also with the police.
Verosika’s eyes twitched, as she felt that she should have made the same decision as her bodyguard… This day has been such a shit that it would have been the best if they went back home instead of being on Earth… She and her group now were fucked… Sighing in defeat. “Alright, sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.”
Her gang members groaned in disgust at the thought of doing oral with prisoners as they raised their hands in surrender.
When the portal was opened, Vortex was a man of his word, he gave the parking spot to Blitzo, but not before using his claws to scratch the left side of the van. Which made the face in disbelief of the imp boss iconic. Since he never thought the consequences of messing with someone’s trip would come back to bite his ass, or especially his car.
Surprisingly that was enough to make the imp wrathian and the adoptive daughter of Blitzo start laughing.
And with that final petty revenge, Vortex drove back to the Gluttony Ring.
But not before giving one simply a phone call to his girlfriend.
“VORTEX, WHY THE NEWS ARE TELLING THAT THERE WAS A GROUP OF SERIAL KILLERS ON THE SAME PLACE THE SPRING BREAK HAPPEN? YOU BETTER TO NOT BE IN JAIL.” The furious shouts from the girlfriend were enough red flags for the hellhound to know that she knew…
“We are in front of the garage, can you please open the gates?” Vortex said, as the surprising shift of her voice, made him feel more comfortable.
“Oh, thank father, you both are alright. Come in.” Beezy said that she never would like to say such a thing because she hated her father. So knowing that her adoptive son was so much for her to thank her father, Vortex knew it was the best to come home, and he made the right decision.
After retelling the story, Vortex dropped his shoulders as he glanced at his girlfriend who seemed with her eyebrows raised for so long, knowing that she had many reactions towards the way he told the story, from disbelief to concern, to anger, then to laugh, then repeating the cycle for at least dozen of times. Interested in the story.
“So that’s how the day ended. Didn’t have a day like I planned to pass with Mox, since this stupidity was the reason I had to get out of there early.” Vortex said as he clearly could see the queen Bee-lzebub already had some decisions in mind, “Well, now that you heard the story, you can decide my punishment now.”
“Hmm…” Bezzy hummed, as she didn’t expect to hear such an absurd story, but from imagining how difficult her boyfriend had been. She decided to place her hand over his shoulder. The hellhound looked at her in surprise. “You can decide if you want to sleep in the carpet in the bedroom, or the tiny dog house outside for tonight.”
“What? Just that?” Vortex was surprised as he could see that his girlfriend was giving him some mercy.
“Well, I wouldn’t say that I would love pegging you for a few days. But you are lucky that I’m not on heat…” Beezy smiled as he could see her boyfriend palling in front of her.
Vortex was about to open his mouth to be thankful for whatever entity gave such mercy to him, but he then shut his mouth. He wasn’t going to mess up the mercy given, and he knows that if he opens his mouth, he would have been fucked… in many ways, and not the way he liked.
“I can’t believe that all this shit just happened because of a fucking parking spot,” Vortex commented as he was still pissed at how the two days went from awesome, to the worst day possible for them.
Beezy remained in silence, but seeing that her boyfriend was still upset, she decided to help him.
“Usually people would make stupidity for little things… I remember the time a king wanted a tree from a villager, and he got back dejected when the owner of the tree didn’t want to sell the tree… His wife had a plan to take the tree, by sending guards to kill the owner and take the tree for them.” Beezy explained to her boyfriend who kept quiet and listened carefully. “You should have seen how angry my dad was… The king just condemned his whole family because of a fucking tree…”
Vortex remained quiet as he tried to understand the point of his girlfriend, which made her roll her eyes.
“The point is Vortex, people can do atrocious things or even the most stupid things because of simple and small issues. You didn’t imagine the imp would create a massacre while you work. You should have found another way to deal with that.” Beezy explained as the poor hellhound remained quiet with his head down. “But hey, cheer up. You tried your best Tex, and while you fucked up for letting Moxxie drink the fourth time, you at least made sure that he was safe and sound.”
“Well… I wish I could at least pass the day with him on the beach, but now the whole place may be shut down from what would be the investigation of the murders around Spring break.” Vortex looked away, as he wanted so much to pass the whole time with the kiddo which both of them would just appreciate a good time on the sand, or even on the water. "I mean, we had a good time sleeping in the hotel and talking. But this week could have been a lot fucking better."
The defeated bodyguard remained quiet, as he didn't seem to be happy with the results of the said stupid bet.
"Well, maybe that's a good lesson for you and your boss to learn. Never take stupid bets against exes." Beezy shrugged, as she decided to take a nice passionfruit juice. Since she wasn't in the mood to drink alcohol at that moment. But seeing that her boyfriend had a heart in a good place... She couldn't help but smile. "Alright, let's go."
"Hmm?" Vortex asked as he raised his eyebrow to her.
"Knowing that your boss is going to pass the night sucking some dicks with her crew. I'm going to call Ozzy and Lucifer and see if they can find a way to brush all of this under the rug. And while they deal with taking off Verosika from being in jail for a while. We are going to Acapulco." Beezy said as she took a good recall of good times around a beach like that. "Or if you want, we can go to Copacabana, I heard they have some good roasted Cheese which I'm kinda craving right now."
"Are you for real?" Vortex asked as he sounded surprised to his girlfriend suggesting what he thought it was.
"Yeah I mean, I need some break too, I think 3 days on the beach would be an awesome time to relax. And I'm going to enjoy the food, while you and Moxxie can enjoy your time together." Beezy gave a warm smile, and she suddenly got by surprise as her boyfriend hugged her.
"You know that you are the best girlfriend of the 7 rings, right?" Vortex commented as he was hugging her tightly.
"Yeah, I know..." Beezy said, as she suddenly gave a smirk, and for the terror of the hellhound in front of her, she got her two hands on his cheeks on his back... "You know... I think I need a reward."
Vortex palled, as she looked at his girlfriend terrified.
"But you said..." Vortex tried to say something, but he felt his lips being interrupted by one of the queen's hands.
"Shhh... I wasn't horny at that time... but now, I feel a bit picky..." Beezy said in a sweet tone, which made the hellhound terrified. "You kinda deserved it though, for my baby boy getting home wasted... I'm going to take my belt. I want to give some pegging."
Needless to say on that night, Blitzo felt a shrive on his spine, as he could imagine someone cursing his name the whole night... The imp father then closed his eyes, in small prayer for the poor bastard who got wrecked on his backstage.
The end…