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BLUE LOCK ::
Kaiser: Why isn't Yoichi responding to my dms
Sae: He hasn't blocked you?
Kaiser: Nuh uh
Kaiser: Which means he likes me right
Bachira: i think Isagi just dropped his phone and stomped on it
Shidou: BRO DOES NOT WANT YOU KAISER !! STAY BITCHLESS !!! LOSER
Kaiser: DIDN'T SAE BLOCK YOU BEFORE??? DONT TALK TO ME.
Shidou: YEAH BUT HE UNBLOCKED ME CAUSE IM THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE 🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Kaiser: Delusional mf
Aiku: dude arent you in isagis dms like rn???
Isagi: not after this block 😝
Kaiser: WHAT STOP DONT DO IT
Ness: too late
Kaiser: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS
Kaiser: WAIT HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW
Bachira: they're hanging out rn 😘
Kaiser: what.
Aiku: bros own dog is disloyal 🤣
Isagi: didnt you cheat on your gfs grandpa??
Shidou: yeah he did and now grandpa is being tamed by some hot ass chick 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sendou: I'm a guy but okay.
Kaiser: ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT NESS AND YOICHI ARE HANGING OUT TOGETHER RN????
Bachira: AND ME????
Kaiser: NO ONE AKSED YOU ARENT IMPORTANT.
Reo: oh nah he fr mad with that typo...
Kaiser: @Isagi @Isagi @Isagi @Isagi
Ness: what. he's busy rn
Chigiri: this is actually so embarrassing for Kaiser
Shidou: i know that man is tearing his hair out as we speak 😘😘😘🤣🤣🤣
Sae: I thought kissy emojis were only for me?
Shidou: oh shti ofikcniafosjidjwifiajds that was a typoo
Karasu: broski did not have to gay panic in this gc
Kaiser: @Ness You are sleeping on the couch tonight.
Bachira: i dont think hes coming home 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Isagi: he's staying for dinner so chances are high i'll just let him stay over
Kaiser: Bro goodbye.
@Kaiser has left the groupchat.
Reo: uhhh
Isagi: bro???
Sae: That's awkward.
Reo: yeahhhh i'll go check up on him 👍
Reo & Kaiser ::
Reo: you good?
Kaiser: What. Me good? Did you not read???
Reo: oh well yeah i did but yk just
Kaiser: No I'm not good and I'm greatly upset.
Reo: im sorry to hear that im here to listen yk
Kaiser: It's fine and shit but seriously idk what I'm doing wrong like every time I try to reach out to him, it just goes wrong. And then Ness easily gets to hangout with him???
Reo: listen i get it but maybe you shouldnt approach him like that? try to just be less aggressive, ive known Isagi and we had a misunderstanding before and hes pretty chill. just maybe try talking to him irl again? hes not really the texting type guy anyways but i wish you the best of luck
Kaiser: Thanks. I'll try ig.
Reo: ofc im here for you anytime 💜
BLUE LOCK ::
Nagi: does anyone know where Reo went
Kunigami: You have been asking for the past 13 minutes, the answer is still the same
Chigiri: he just misses his little bf let the man live 👎
Kunigami: K
Rachi: IS NO ONE ELSE SEEING THE WAY HE JUST WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL SIMPS I HATE IT HERE.
Bachira: you act like i didnt catch you and gagamaru kissing once 🤨⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Rachi: ACTUALLY SHUT UP FOR ONCE.
Rin: watch your words.
Shidou: who let the edgelord rinrin in 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bachira: me! 🐝
Rin: .
@Rin has left the groupchat.