Chapter 1: the very beginning
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Lila - Bitch
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝟭𝟵 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲
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Marinette: hey guys I made this gc so we can get to know each other better and stay in touch in case of emergencies!
Rose: that's very kind of you Marinette!!
Alya: that's nice of you girl but these names are boring as hell
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𝗔𝗹𝘆𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝟭𝟵 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀
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Bestblogger: much better
Mineturtle: istg Alya if you put anything bad
Mineturtle: thanks for the amazing name tho!
Bestblogger: your welcome babe
Accordingtomycalculations: You're*
LeonKuwatakinnie: Max I swear-
LeonKuwatakinnie: wait why did you put my name as this
Nathanielsmentalsupport: it's not wrong
Marcsbiggestfanboy: who tf is my mental support
Marcsbiggestfanboy: WHY IS MY NAME THIS?!
Bestblogger: don't be slick. I see how you be looking at Marc
Bestblogger: also Alix is your mental support
Godimsogay: I'm very concerned about a lot of stuff rn
Bestblogger: don't think your safe either Marc. I see how you look at Nathaniel which is why I put your name as that
Musicman: why am I here I don't even go to y'all's school
Marceline: it's because Mari is here bro
Musicman: ah makes sense
PrincessBubblegum: it's the same for Kagami except instead of Mari it's Adrien!
PrincessBubblegum: omg me and Juleka are matching! :D
Marceline: :)
Bakergirl: wait why did I put Lila in this chat.
Bitch: because I'm in this class too dumbass
Nathanielsmentalsupport: wow you really live up to your username Lila
Bitch: you litte-
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 '𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵' 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁
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Bakergirl: there
Girlboss: why am I in a chat with a bunch of losers
Girlboss: at least my name is good
Imreallyblind: 1. it's probably because your in this class 2. I'm not a loser :(
Imreallyblind: wait why is my name this? I'm not blind
LeonKuwatakinnie: should I say it...
Godimsogay: no. don't.
Bestgirl: why am I here? I'm not in y'all's class
Godimsogay: I would ask the same thing but I know damn well y'all are gonna say "because Nathaniel is here"
Bakergirl: 1. Zoe you are here because your in the art squad and 2. you are very correct Marc
Nathanielsmentalsupport: Marc, Nathaniel, can I PLEASE say it
Marcsbiggestfanboy: uhhh
Marcsbiggestfanboy: sure if Marcs okay with it
Godimsogay: fine go ahead
Nathanielsmentalsupport: ahem. Marc and Nathaniel didn't wanna announce it yet but they are dating and they have been for a week
Bestblogger: HAHA I KNEW IT! I SAW YALL HOLDING HANDS A FEW DAYS AGO IN THE HALLS
Bakergirl: wow that's amazing!
Musicman: good job
Marcsbiggestfanboy: thanks guys
Mom: kids. can you stop spamming my phone? it's three in the morning and I'm trying to sleep
Mineturtle: sorry mom we will go to sleep. right guys?
Imreallyblind: yep!
Bestblogger: yeah definitely!
Swordqueen: finally. I was waiting for y'all to stfu
Imreallyblind: sorry Kagami..
Swordqueen: it's okay
PrincessBubblegum: okay everyone go to sleep!!
Bakergirl: alrighty, goodnight!
Chapter 2: croissants?
Summary:
Kim discovers something weird while walking down the street
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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LeonKuwatakinnie: Bro I just found a croissant from Marinettes parents bakery on the ground
LeonKuwatakinnie: it looks super fresh too BUT IM NOT GONNA EAT IT SO DONT SAY ANYTHING
Bakergirl: that's strange I didn't know people just leave our croissants on the ground
PrincessBubblegum: why would someone even do that! your croissants are the best in all of Paris!!
LeonKuwatakinnie: bro I just found another one a few feet away from the first one
Bestblogger: that's weird
Imreallyblind: maybe someone had a bag of croissants, saw something bad and ran away dropping the bag?
Mineturtle: well if someone did wouldn't it just be in one spot?
LeonKuwatakinnie: okay Marinette. what kind of sick fucking joke is this cause I just found ANOTHER ONE
Mom: hey. LANGUAGE.
LeonKuwatakinnie: sorry mom
Bakergirl: this is a joke I swear! I really don't know what's going on
Marcsbiggestfanboy: just go ask your parents if someone bought a bunch of croissants or something
Bakergirl: your right brb
Nathanielsmentalsupport: anyone wanna bet $10 that is one of Lila's doing
LeonKuwatakinnie: you know I'm all for bets! I bet you $10 that it's not Lila and it's a akumatized villain!
Nathanielsmentalsupport: alright bet
LeonKuwatakinnie: by time Marinette gets back with what's happening I bet Nathaniel is gonna be your mental support instead LMAO
Marcsbiggestfanboy: no. no I'm not. it's her fault for making the bet so it will be her fault if she loses
Godimsogay: omg slay
Marcsbiggestfanboy: ty<3
Godimsogay: <3
Nathanielsmentalsupport: ugh gay people🙄/j
Bestblogger: stfu Alix it's pride month😡
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I know I'm joking
Bakergirl: alright I'm back and my mom said and I quote "I girl with long brown hair with a red jacket and a jumper bought about 5 croissants from us today" which from the description it's most likely Lila probably because we kicked her out of the gc and she wants us to talk about her on here so we can add her back
Nathanielsmentalsupport: HAHA I WIN SUCK IT KIM YOU OWN ME $10 TOMORROW
LeonKuwatakinnie: ugh fine
Bestgirl: Kim I just saw you past the hotel and are you eating a croissant rn?
Mineturtle: BUSTEDDD
LeonKuwatakinnie: ah shit uh- um- I need to quickly get home cause I need to uhh feed my clothes and wask my goldfish bye guys!
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𝗟𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗞𝘂𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲
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Nathanielsmentalsupport: LMAOOOSKJDJDJXI
Chapter 3: Adrien comes out🤩
Summary:
exactly what the title says
Notes:
there is my sexuality head cannons + pronouns at the bottom if your interested
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Swordqueen: happy pride month
Dad: finally I've been waiting for this
Bestblogger: since it's pride month I've been talking to the art club kids and we have decided thaaat (drumroll please)
PrincessBubblegum: *drumrolls*
Marceline: Adrien can't be straight. like literally he just can't
Imreallyblind: what?
Godimsogay: Adrien would you date a girl?
Imreallyblind: yes ofc
Godimsogay: would you date a boy?
Imreallyblind: If I respond do y'all promise NOT to tell anyone and I mean ANYONE
Mineturtle: we promise
Imreallyblind: I'm not supposed to say anything because of my dad but yes I would date a boy
Nathanielsmentalsupport: OH MY GOD ADRIEN ARE YOU BI?
Imreallyblind: yeah :)
LeonKuwatakinnie: sweet! you can join the 'bi buddies' now!
Bakergirl: what is 'bi buddies'?
LeonKuwatakinnie: it's a group me, Nino, Luka, Nathaniel, and Alya made because we are all bi and now Adrien can be apart of it!
Godimsogay: Nath you never told me about this
Marcsbiggestfanboy: I did but you were too busy listening to Melanie Martinez
Godimsogay: that explains a lot actually
Imreallyblind: wait you all support me?
Bestblogger: yeah everyone in this chat is fruity, even Chloe
Girlboss: yeah that's why I stopped calling you 'Adrkins'
(authors message)
hey guys happy pride month! I'm just here to tell you about my sexuality head cannons + pronouns for every character (besides Lila)
Marinette - pansexual she/her
Adrien - bisexual he/him
Nino - bisexual he/they
Alya - bisexual she/they
Mylene - omnisexual she/her
Ivan - pansexual he/they
Chloe - lesbian she/her
Sabrina - lesbian she/her
Rose - pansexual she/her
Juleka - lesbian she/they
Alix - aromantic they/them
Max - asexual he/pixel
Kim - bisexual he/him
Nathaniel - bisexual he/they
Marc - gay she/he/they
Kagami - omnisexual she/they
Luka - bisexual he/they
Zoe - lesbian she/he/they
Chapter 4: Marinette assigns everyone Danganronpa ultimates
Summary:
Miraculous Ladybug cast are Danganronpa fans!?!?!!?!+(; (NOT CLICKBAIT😨😨😨‼️‼️‼️)
Notes:
some of these I really didn't know what to put because I only wanted to use existing ultimates so sorry if some don't fit💀
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Bakergirl: GUYS I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUN IM GONNA DO WITH YALL
Bestblogger: what is it??
Bakergirl: I'm gonna assign you guys Danganronpa ultimates that already exist
Bakergirl: I'm gonna start with Adrien and he would be the ultimate lucky student cause he reminds me of Makoto
Imreallyblind: I'm not that lucky but thanks?
Mineturtle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT LUCKY? LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF YOU HAVE IN YOUR ROOM
Bakergirl: fine then you can be the ultimate pianist
Bakergirl: anyways next Nino would be the ultimate detective just because of that one time
(if you don't get it I'm talking about the episode 'rocketear')
Mineturtle: let's gooo I love Kyoko and Shuichi sm
Bakergirl: okay next Alya would be the ultimate photographer
Bestblogger: I should've saw that coming
Bakergirl: Mylene would be the ultimate survivor because she some how managed to survive all her fears
Girlbosseshelper: good job mom
Mom: thank you Sabrina
Bakergirl: Ivan would be the ultimate ??? because I have no idea what he would be sorry Ivan :(
Bakergirl: or I could say he could be the ultimate soldier for protecting Mylene all the time
Dad: I guess I'll take both
Bakergirl: Chloe would be the ultimate affluent progeny because shes rich
Girlboss: wtf are we talking about rn
Bakergirl: Danganronpa ultimates
Girlboss: ah alright idc
Bakergirl: okays anyways Sabrina could be the ultimate cosplayer because don't ask why I know but Ive seen her cosplay with Chloe many times
Girlbosseshelper: well I guess I'll take it!
Girlboss: HEY YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
Bakergirl: ANYWAYS MOVING ONNN Rose would be the ultimate pop sensation because she sings and is in a band
PrincessBubblegum: that's makes sense! I also love Sayaka a lot so I'm happy!! :D
Bakergirl: Juleka would be the ultimate assassin because I see the way she eyes people when someone hurts Rose and I could also just see her killing someone
Marceline: eh makes sense why you would give me that
PrincessBubblegum: aww Jules I'm very glad you care about me<3
Marceline: <3
Bestblogger: stop you guys are so cute my heart can't take this
Bakergirl: anyways Alix would be the ultimate clairvoyant since their bunnix so that would mean you know stuff that happens in the future right?
Nathanielsmentalsupport: y'know you have a point
Bakergirl: you could also be the ultimate gambler with how much bets you make with Kim
Nathanielsmentalsupport: ALRIGHT LMAO
Bakergirl: moving on Max would be the ultimate gamer
Accordingtomycalculations: what do you mean 'would'? I already am
Bakergirl: alright whatever you say Max
Bakergirl: Kim would be the ultimate swimmer
Bakergirl: you expected me to say he would be the ultimate baseball star cause of his username right? WELL YOUR WRONG😈
LeonKuwatakinnie: I would feel threatened by what you just said buttttt you spelt you're wrong so I don't
Nathanielsmentalsupport: Kim stop pointing out her insecurities/j
Bakergirl: the next two people are super obvious on what their ultimate would but
Bakergirl: Nathaniel would be the ultimate artist and Marc would be the ultimate writing prodigy
Godimsogay: you are right it is very obvious
Marcsbiggestfanboy: LETS FUCKING GO LOVE ANGIE WITH ALL MY HEART
Marcsbiggestfanboy: not as much as I love Marc though ofc
Godimsogay: stop your so cute
Bakergirl: anywaaaay Kagami would be the ultimate swordswoman because she fences and she actually reminds me of Peko
Swordqueen; I saw this coming it's pretty obvious
Bakergirl: Luka would be the ultimate musician
Musicman: :)
Bakergirl: Zoe would be the ultimate drama/'lil ultimate drama
Bestgirl: yay! I love kotoko :D
Bakergirl: AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Bakergirl: I, Marinette, would be the ultimate fashionista! :)
Bakergirl: if you don't like your assigned ultimate idc you can just deal with it
Chapter 5: Nathaniel and Marc cosplay?
Summary:
Nathaniel and Marc late night shenanigans
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Nathanielsmentalsupport: I'm at the park rn and I swear I just saw Nathaniel cosplaying Nao Egokoro from Your Turn to Die riding a scooter at full speed
Marceline: IM-
Nathanielsmentalsupport: HELP I ALSO THINK I JUST SAW MARC COSPLAYING REKO YABUSAME FROM YOUR TURN TO DIE CHASING AFTER NATHANIEL
Bakergirl: here if Nathaniel or Marc don't respond saying "slay" in two minutes then it's true
Bestgirl: while we wait let's listen to Mitski
Marceline: good idea
Musicman: no Juleka I don't want you to start bawling your eyes out again
Marceline: didn't ask + ratio + bozo + this is why dad left + L
Bakergirl: it's been two minutes what you said was true Alix
Bestblogger: I'm not even concerned why they are cosplaying I'm concerned why they are running around Paris at 11:00 at night
Bestblogger: I'm also concerned why your at the park at 11:00 at night Alix
Nathanielsmentalsupport: my brother wouldn't shut up so I left for a little I'm gonna head back soon tho
Swordqueen: I can prove what Alix saw is true
Swordqueen: *picture.png*
Bakergirl: LMAOSOSJDND
Swordqueen: I can hear Nathaniel screaming so I feel like he did something wrong
Imreallyblind: how about we find out in the morning and we all go to sleep
Bestblogger: alright night guys!
(timeskip to the next day)
Godimsogay: OKAY SO WHAT YOU GUYS SAW NIGHT WE CAN EXPLAIN
Nathanielsmentalsupport: alright then explain
Godimsogay: okay so me and Nath were at a con so we can sell our comics and we also decided to cosplay cause yeah and we left around 9:00pm because we had to clean up our stuff then we started heading back to my place because it was closest and while we were walking he saw a little kid probably around ages 5-7
Marcsbiggestfanboy: he was 4
Godimsogay: yeah anyways he saw them on a scooter and he told me "man I really want that scooter" so he walked up to the kid, talked to them for a little then fucking PUSHED them off the scooter and started rolling away at full speed so I had to chase after him to get the scooter back and at some point I started yelling at him which is why he was screaming and that's what happened last night
Nathanielsmentalsupport: your with him rn right?
Godimsogay: yeah why?
Nathanielsmentalsupport: tell him these words: "your a stupid ass bitch you bozo"
Marcsbiggestfanboy: bruh I'm in this chat too y'know
Godimsogay: no I would never! just because he stole a scooter from a 4 year old doesn't mean I'm gonna be mean to him
Marcsbiggestfanboy: thank you Marc this is why I'm your biggest fanboy
Nathanielsmentalsupport: fine then I'll do it Nath your a stupid ass bitch you bozo
Marcsbiggestfanboy: wow okay
Imreallyblind: question what time did y'all get home?
Godimsogay: 1:00 in the morning but Nathaniel still managed to get a full night's rest
Marcsbiggestfanboy: sorry that your bed is comfy as hell
Godimsogay: you weren't even laying on my bed you were laying on top of me💀
Bakergirl: anyways I'm changing the subject my dad just made a shit ton of macaroons for a event only for it to get cancelled so do y'all wanna come over
Bakergirl: you guys don't me and Luka will just eat them
Marceline: wait Luka your at Marinettes house?
Musicman: yeah I snuck out cause you were crying too much
Marceline: IM SORRY MITSKIS MUSIC JUST GETS TO ME MAN
Godimsogay: don't worry Juleka it gets to me too
PrincessBubblegum: Jules do you want me to come over?
Marceline: yes please😍
LeonKuwatakinnie: can y'all stfu I'm trying to sleep
Bestblogger: it's literally 2 in the afternoon what
LeonKuwatakinnie: okay so?
Bestblogger: whatever
Bakergirl: you guys didn't even answer my question but it's okay cause my dad already sold most of it
Marcsbiggestfanboy: alrighty then
Chapter 6: what the darn is sleep and Nathaniel slander
Summary:
BEFORE I START THIS I JUST WANNA SAY IM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR MONTHS I KINDA GOT OUT OF MY MIRACULOUS LADYBUG PHASE FOR A BIT BECAUSE TOILET BOUND HANAKO-KUN, STEVEN UNIVERSE AND YOUR TURN TO DIE HAD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD BUT NOW IM BACK💪💪 ANYWAYS PLEASE ENJOY
Notes:
guys I swear Nathaniel is one of my favorites and I kin him so don't take it seriously☹️
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Nathanielsmentalsupport: hey guys🤭
Marceline: why are you not sleeping it's literally 3 in the morning
Nathanielsmentalsupport: what the darn is sleep
Nathanielsmentalsupport: also I could ask the same for you
Marceline: because your mom get rekt🥱
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I DONT ECEN HAVE A MOM HELP
Marcsbiggestfanboy: "ecen"
Nathanielsmentalsupport: shut up Nathaniel I'm not your mental support anymore/j
Marcsbiggestfanboy: IM SORRY
Bakergirl: why are y'all always slandering Nathaniel
Marcsbiggestfanboy: right like wtf did I do☹️
Nathanielsmentalsupport: idk it's funny lol
Marcsbiggestfanboy: no it's not😔
Nathanielsmentalsupport: shut up with yo goofy looking ass
Marceline: just wait until Marc comes online he's gonna kill you
Godimsogay: I heard my name what's happening
Bakergirl: Alix happened
Godimsogay: Alix meet me at the closest 7-eleven at 4 am sharp we gonna fight
Nathanielsmentalsupport: EAIT YOU BEING FR??
Nathanielsmentalsupport: HELLO?
Nathanielsmentalsupport: MARC?
Marcsbiggestfanboy: should've never slandered me HOE
Marceline: you shouldn't go I wanna see what happens
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I'm not and I'm gonna take your advice from earlier and sleep night
Marceline: night ig
(TIMESKIP TO THE NEXT DAY)
Marceline: I wonder if Marc ever showed up at the 7-eleven at 4 am sharp
Godimsogay: I didn't I just wanted to freak Alix out💀
Marceline: omg Marc doing gods work for us slay🙏
Chapter 7: ultimate chaos
Summary:
omg all the characters I added but they're akumatized😱😱
Notes:
sorry this is short and boring I'm very tired rn and I also have massive writers block so if someone could give me writing ideas I will be the most happiest human being ever
Chapter Text
Names:
Princess Justice - Iamthebest
Cat Blanc - Imnotblindanymore
The Bubbler - Poppoppop
Lady Wifi - Garfieldthecablesout
Horrificator - SCREEE
Stone Heart - RocknRoll
Queen Wasp - BuzzbuzzBITCH
Vanisher - Babyimnotevenhere
Princess Fragrance - Bath&BodyWorksenthusiast
Refleckta - Smokeandmirrors
Time Breaker - Ultimatesonickinnie
Gamer - Nononoyouarenotagamer
Dark Cupid - Nobitches?
Evillustrator - OhemgeeisthatNaoEgokoro
Reverser - EchobyCrusher-P
Riposte - Swishswishwoosh
Silencer - Silenceyoufilth
Sole Crusher - Slaying?umYEAH
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Ultimatesonickinnie: Evillustrator, Reverser, why are you like this?
BuzzbuzzBITCH: *sigh* what did they do
Ultimatesonickinnie: they are hopelessly in love so today while I was talking to Reverser fucking Evillustrator came out of nowhere, hopped on the paper plane and Reverser said to me "welp bye bitch" and flew away laughing
Nobitches?: I just saw Evillustrator chop someone's head of with a buzz saw I think
Garfieldthecablesout: do y'all want me to haunt them down and pause them?
Ultimatesonickinnie: hmmm nah
Ultimatesonickinnie: anyways I'ma go back in time rq because a few hours ago I did something that I now deeply regret
Smokeandmirrors: oh God what did you do
Ultimatesonickinnie: I ate a expired sandwich thinking it would be funny💀
Smokeandmirrors: HOW IS THAT FUNNY WHA-
EchobyCrusher-P: idk seems funny to me
Ultimatesonickinnie: oh look, the monokuma looking ass decided to show up
Ultimatesonickinnie: what even were you doing
EchobyCrusher-P: idk getting bitches unlike you
Ultimatesonickinnie: I'm literally aromantic shut up
EchobyCrusher-P: BRO FUCK YOU QUEEN WASP
BuzzbuzzBITCH: haha lol
Iamthebest: what happened
BuzzbuzzBITCH: I paralyzed Evillustrator because he's causing too much chaos
BuzzbuzzBITCH: I just paralyzed Reverser too slay me🤭
Imnotblindanymore: y'all should probably start getting off because Shadow Moth said he's de-akumatizing us soon because there's to many dead people
Ultimatesonickinnie: and this is why I slander Evillustrator
Chapter 8: Adriens ___ checks his phone...
Summary:
I made this in the middle class cause I got bored lmao
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Nathanielsmentalsupport: I'd like to make an announcement, Marc Anciel is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
Godimsogay: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO??
Nathanielsmentalsupport: you stopped me from pushing Kim down the stairs
Mom: I'm sorry what
Marceline: LMAOOO
Godimsogay: yeah because it's the FUCKING STAIRS ARE YOU STUPID?
Bestblogger: aren't the stairs like 15ft high?
Accordingtomycalculations: yep Markov told me
Marceline: honestly you should've let Alix do it it would've been really fucking funny
LeonKuwatakinnie: NO IT WOULDNT
Imreallyblind: guys stop cursing my mom checks my phone :(
Mom: yeah guys
Nathanielsmentalsupport: anyways I'm going offline bye
(two minutes later)
Godimsogay: wait guys isn't Adriens mom dead
Nathanielsmentalsupport: ...
Nathanielsmentalsupport: THAT BITCH
Chapter 9: Lila's lies
Summary:
I got this idea from a different fanfic but I forgot which one so if you know or think you know please tell me
Notes:
balls
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Lila - Bitch
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Marcsbiggestfanboy: GUYS IM GONNA ADD LILA BACK RQ BECAUSE SHE SAID THE MOST STUPIDEST LIE AND I WANT YALL TO HEAR IT
Bakergirl: fine do it
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'Marcsbiggestfanboy' has added 'bitch' to the chat
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bitch: why am I back did y'all miss me!! 🤗
Marcsbiggestfanboy: Lila tell them what you told me during class today
bitch: oh that me and the creator of the ladybug comics are officially dating?
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I'm sorry WHAT
Bestblogger: IM SOBBING
bitch: what??? did I say something wrong🥺
Marceline: who's gonna tell her..
Godimsogay: last time I checked I was the creator of the ladybug comics and I'm not dating that whore
Godimsogay: I'm also very much gay thank you very much
bitch: um
bitch: n-not you silly! I mean the other one
Mineturtle: NOT HER STUDDERING OVER TEXT
Marcsbiggestfanboy: plot twist I'm the other comic creator and I'm dating a guy😱😱😱‼️‼️‼️😳😳😳
princessbubblegum: LMAOAKDBRJDJW
bitch: fuck uh
Godimsogay: bro someone kick this bitch again
Marcsbiggestfanboy: aye aye captain
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'Marcsbiggestfanboy' has kicked 'bitch'
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Marcsbiggestfanboy: anyways I really thought y'all should hear that
Marceline: that was so fucking funny oml
Bestblogger: right right
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Bestblogger: I was thinking about it (maybe because me and Nino were together a few hours ago) but he says the word dude and bro too much
Mineturtle: bro no I don't
Mineturtle: dude wait-
Mineturtle: FUCK
Imreallyblind: it's okay buddy take your time
Mineturtle: maybe I do say that too much
PrincessBubblegum: that's just what makes you unique!!☆☆(≧▽≦)
Nathanielsmentalsupport: honestly I would start trash talking the person if they texted like that but it's Rose so I can't get mad
Bestblogger: anyways yeah what Rose said that's what makes you, you yk?
LeonKuwatakinnie: right like I honestly can't name someone else who calls me bro or dude 24/7
Mineturtle: bro y'all are gonna make me shed a happy tear
Nathanielsmentalsupport: "bro"
Marceline: shut up Alix your ruining the moment
Mineturtle: yeah dude let me have my moment
Dad: Nino for your birthday I'ma get you a cake that says bro or dude on it
LeonKuwatakinnie: DO IT DO IT
Dad: okay okay I will
Chapter 11: The pony debate
Summary:
anyways being fr Pinkie Pie is the best
Notes:
wow I posted twice today
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Nathanielsmentalsupport: no one tell Kim but I can hear his music
Imreallyblind: what is he listening to?
Nathanielsmentalsupport: this day Aria from My Little Pony💀
LeonKuwatakinnie: WAIT FUCK MY SECRET IS OUT NOW
Godimsogay: WAIT KIM YOU WATCH MLP?
LeonKuwatakinnie: yeah😔
Godimsogay: OMG WHOS YOUR FAVORITE PONY
LeonKuwatakinnie: DEF RAINBOW DASH
Godimsogay: what a loser we all know Pinkie Pie is the best one
PrincessBubblegum: RIGHTT
Marcsbiggestfanboy: b-but... Fluttershy☹️
Nathanielsmentalsupport: shut up Nathaniel literally nobody likes Fluttershy we all know Rainbow Dash slays
Mom: I like Fluttershy :(
Marceline: we can all agree Twilight Sparkle sucks ass tho right?
Godimsogay: HONESTLY BRO
Imreallyblind: but I like Twilight she's my favorite
Girlboss: Adrien we can't be friends anymore/j
Girlboss: anyways Rarity is the best pony idk what y'all are talking about
Bakergirl: I'm actually agreeing with Chloe
Bestblogger: but guys WHAT ABOUT APPLEJACK
Mineturtle: RIGHT I LOVE APPLEJACK
LeonKuwatakinnie: I know how to settle this debate
LeonKuwatakinnie: YO MAX WHOS THE MOST POPULAR PONY
Accordingtomycalculations: according to Markov the most popular pony is Pinkie Pie
Godimsogay: SUCK IT NERDS ME AND ROSE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ALL
PrincessBubblegum: HAHA
LeonKuwatakinnie: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Chapter 12: NathMarc November but different
Summary:
massive writers block rn so can y'all give me some ideas on this chapter? thanks!!
Notes:
NATHMARC NOVEMBER YIPPEE!!! I CANT WAIT TO READ ALL THE FANFICS COMING OUT
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Nathanielsmentalsupport: GUYS ITS NATHMARC NOVEMBER SO THIS MONTH WE NEED TO APPRECIATE MARC AND NATHANIELS RELATIONSHIP 😡😡
Godimsogay: since when did this exist and why am I just now hearing about it
Marcsbiggestfanboy: honestly this is just a flex to prove that we are the best couple in this class
Bestblogger: sure if that's what you wanna believe
Marcsbiggestfanboy: y'know I just won't question what you mean about that
authors note:
please read the summary guys
Chapter 13: Broken Bones IV on Roblox
Summary:
thank you @Inara_Ayra for the idea!
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Marcsbiggestfanboy: *picture.png*
Bakergirl: excuse me but WHY IS ALIX IN THE HOSPITAL
Marcsbiggestfanboy: blame Kim it's his fault
LeonKuwatakinnie: noooo... maybeee... yeah it is
Mom: Kim I'm disowning you
Bestblogger: can someone give me context
LeonKuwatakinnie: me and Alix made a bet and in the end Alix broke their leg LMAO
Marcsbiggestfanboy: hey it's Alix I stole Nath's phone anyways ITS NOT FUNNY YOU HOE THIS IS WHY CHLOE REJECTED YOU
LeonKuwatakinnie: DONT BRING THAT INTO THIS
Marcsbiggestfanboy: hey guys it's Nathaniel I got my phone back and gave Alix her own phone
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I'm glad mom disowned you
LeonKuwatakinnie: I wish it was your arms that broke
Godimsogay: what is happening
Marcsbiggestfanboy: hi Marc<3
Godimsogay: hi<3
Godimsogay: anyways when you get out of the hospital Alix can I decorate your cast
Nathanielsmentalsupport: no because I know you wanna write 'balls' on it
Godimsogay: god damn it how'd you know
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I'm smart
Marcsbiggestfanboy: says the one who broke a leg
Nathanielsmentalsupport: someone please change my user to Nathanielsmentaldestroyer/j
Bestblogger: HAHAHSHDHDJ
PrincessBubblegum: I hope you get better soon Alix!!
Nathanielsmentalsupport: thank you Rose that's literally all I needed to hear
Nathanielsmentalsupport: also just know I'm gonna kill you with my crutches when I get out Kim
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Marceline: Adrien and Kagami the ultimate Shinji Ikari and Rei Ayanami kinnie
Bestblogger: wh
Bestblogger: where is this coming
Marceline: idk I just thought of it for some reason💀
Swordqueen: y'know I would get mad but your honesty not wrong at all
Bakergirl: wait is this because Adrien has daddy issues
Bestblogger: BRO HES LITERALLY IN THIS CHAT
Bakergirl: WE CAN ALL AGREE IM NOT WRONG THO RIGHT? I WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM FOR TOO LONG SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE IF ITS COMING FROM ME
Nathanielsmentalsupport: I mean she does have a point
Imreallyblind: yeah she isn't wrong
Marceline: HELP
LeonKuwatakinnie: Alix you own me ten bucks
Nathanielsmentalsupport: shut up I'm not giving you the money "Leon Kuwata kinnie"🥱
Marcsbiggestfanboy: your making that sound like a insult
Musicman: it's because it is I think
Nathanielsmentalsupport: yeah what the Kaworu Nagisa kinnie said
Godimsogay: are we just kin assigning people now?
Marceline: yeah pretty much K1-B0 kinnie
Godimsogay: does Nathaniel get to be the Shuichi to my Kiibo tho?🫶
Marceline: hmmm
Marceline: no./j
Godimsogay: WHAT☹️
Bestblogger: Juleka just let him
Nathanielsmentalsupport: she put /j you Ronaldo Fryman kinnie
Bestblogger: DONT EVER COMPARE TO THAT MAN EVER AGAIN
Marcsbiggestfanboy: yeah you Red Action kinnie
Nathanielsmentalsupport: Nath that's not even a insult so shut your mouth you Mitsuba Sousuke kinnie
Marcsbiggestfanboy: I'm not a Mitsuba kinnie☹️☹️
Godimsogay: if it makes you feel better Mitsuba is my fav
Marcsbiggestfanboy: nvm I'll accept being a Mitsuba kinnie
Imreallyblind: you know who Marinette kins
Marceline: Shemi Moriyama from Blue Exorcist
Imreallyblind: no I was gonna say Nene Yashiro but that works too
PrincessBubblegum: I wish I could participate in this but I know y'all will just say I kin Princess Bubblegum (。•́︿•̀。)
Godimsogay: don't be sad Pinkie Pie kinnie
PrincessBubblegum: thank you LGBTQ+ flag kinnie
Godimsogay: WH
Godimsogay: WHAT
Bakergirl: Marc she isn't wrong at all you fruity pebble
Bestblogger: yeahhh
Bestblogger: anyways Juleka the ultimate Yuri from ddlc kinnie
Marceline: damn it I was waiting for someone to say that
Bestblogger: what did you want me to say Nathaniel the ultimate Nao Egokoro kinnie
Marceline: if it doesn't involve me then yes. yes I do.
Marcsbiggestfanboy: your only saying that because I'm a artist💀
Marcsbiggestfanboy: what's next your gonna say I kin Angie Yonaga?
Bestblogger: I actually was gonna say that
Nathanielsmentalsupport: Adrien the ultimate Makoto Naegi kinnie
Mineturtle: what's happening
Marceline: we are kin assigning you Kaito Momota kinnie
Mineturtle: I mean- you aren't wrong about the kin part
Swordqueen: why is this conversation still going on
Bakergirl: I don't even know honestly
Mom: how about y'all go to sleep because it's 3:00am
Marceline: okay Fluttershy kinnie👍
Chapter 15: *snork* mimimimimimi
Summary:
I'm only writing this because I'm tired and I wanna go *snork* mimimimimimi rn
Chapter Text
Names:
Marinette - Bakergirl
Adrien - Imreallyblind
Nino - Mineturtle
Alya - Bestblogger
Mylene - Mom
Ivan - Dad
Chloe - Girlboss
Sabrina - Girlbosseshelper
Rose - PrincessBubblegum
Juleka - Marceline
Alix - Nathanielsmentalsupport
Max - Accordingtomycalculations
Kim - LeonKuwatakinnie
Nathaniel - Marcsbiggestfanboy
Marc - Godimsogay
Kagami - Swordqueen
Luka - Musicman
Zoe - Bestgirl
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Bakergirl: nobody say anything but Luka is the type of guy that goes *snork* mimimimimimi in his sleep
Swordqueen: no way Adrien does the same
Bakergirl: yooo twinsies
Marceline: Rose does it too
Nathanielsmentalsupport: both Marc and Nathaniel do it and it keeps me up at night
Nathanielsmentalsupport: that's why they barely come to my house anymore because I hear is just fucking *snork* mimimimimimi
Mineturtle: Alya does it
Mineturtle: she's actually doing it rn because she taking a nap
Bakergirl: IM HER BEST FRIEND HOW DID I NOT EVER KNOW UNTIL NOW
Imreallyblind: guys stop calling us out
Musicman: yeah guys I'm sorry we can't help it :(
Marceline: Luka I have to deal with it every night how do you think I feel
Marcsbiggestfanboy: I do it because once I called Marc out for doing it then he told me to do it then it just became a natural instinct to do💀
Musicman: anyways about what Juleka said Rose does it too
Marceline: I know but I don't care that she does it because it's cute
Marcsbiggestfanboy: real
Musicman: bruh
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