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the moon exists btw

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Fate is not aligned with reality, and for most species and existing-nonexisting creatures, it never has been.


Unluckily for Brett, he's an eldritch stream of consciousness ten times stronger than any reality, and has a weakness for Beach-A-Palooza Spring Break Beach Blowouts. It is through his weakness that he finds that one of his spikes has a tiny red string tied to his essence. 


That red string -- indestructable, inescapable -- leads only a short distance away to another eldritch monstrocity. Kyle. 


Brett postures himself threateningly. It does not deter his fate. 


"Hey!" Kyle chirps, "Wanna make a radio show together?"