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Sheimi: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rin will and will not eat.
Koneko: Grass? Yes!
Sheimi: Moss? Yes!!
Koneko: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Sheimi: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Koneko: Worms? Sometimes!
Sheimi: Rocks? Usually, nah.
Koneko: Twigs? Usually!
Sheimi: Shima’s cooking? Inconclusive!
Ryuuji: How did you… test this?
Sheimi: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Ryuuji: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Renzou: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Ryuuji: Where’s Okumura?
Koneko: Doing stuff.
Ryuuji: I don't like the sound of that. Where’s Kamiki?
Koneko: Trying to stop Okumura from doing the stuff
Ryuuji: And Renzou?
Koneko: Trying to stop Kamiki from stopping Okumura from doing the stuff
Ryuuji: I see. And what are you doing here, Konekomaru?
Koneko: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Renzou from stopping Kamiki from stopping Okumura from doing the stuff.

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Ryuuji: Renzou is late again.
Izumo: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Koneko: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Rin: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Ryuuji: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
Renzou bursts through the door
Renzou: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Rin: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Sheimi: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Izumo: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Rin: What was the color called before then?
Renzou: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Shura: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Ryuuji: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Koneko: Drunk.
Renzou: Wasted.
Yukio: Dead.

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Rin: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Renzou and I are dating.
Renzou, Ryuuji, Koneko, and Izumo: surprised gasp
Rin: Renzou, why are you surprised?!

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Izumo: Where's Suguro, Shima, and Koneko?
Rin: They're playing hide and seek.
Izumo: Where?
Rin: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Izumo: What do rainbows mean to you?
Rin: Gay rights.
Renzou: There's money.
Koneko: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Ryuuji: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Renzou: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Izumo: 'Prettiest Smile'
Koneko: 'Nicest Personality'
Rin: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Ryuuji: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Ryuuji: So anyways have y'all seen Renzou?
Izumo: I think they went in Mr. Okumura’s room 'studying'.
Koneko: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
Meanwhile in Yukio’s room
Yukio & Renzou, fighting:

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Renzou: Koneko’s first detention, I'm so proud.
Rin: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Izumo: Because they're an idiot.
Ryuuji, terrified: They can do that??

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Izumo: What’s something you guys are better than Mr.Okumura at?
Komeko: Mario Kart.
Renzou: Yeah, video games.
Rin: Emotional vulnerability.

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Renzou: Ryuuji's refusing to wear their glasses!
Ryuuji: Renzou, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Ryuuji: points to Izumo Kamiki.
Ryuuji: points to Koneko Koneko.
Ryuuji: points to Rin Sasquatch.

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Ryuuji: Look guys, I need help.
Izumo: Love help?
Sheimi: Financial help?
Rin: Emotional help?
Renzou: Help moving a body?
Everybody looks at Renzou
Renzou: What?

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Renzou: Are we really going to let Ryuuji keep Okumura?
Koneko: We kept you.

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Rin: Made you all playlists!
Rin: Suguro, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Rin: Yuki, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Rin: And Shima has the ABBA Gold album.

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Renzou: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Rin: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Renzou: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Ryuuji, on a walkie talkie: This is Ryuuji, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Paku: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

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Yukio: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Renzou: You and me!
Yukio: tearing up Ok.

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Rin: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Rin: Oh no, where did it go?
Renzou: Okumura WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Renzou: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

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Renzou: Izumo, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Izumo: No, it’s mine.
Renzou: It... looks just like the one I have...
Izumo: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Shura: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Yukio: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Shura: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Yukio: But I heard a siren.
Sheimi: That was Rin.
Rin: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Ryuuji: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Renzou: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Izumo: Hey, Paku. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Paku: I like sunflowers.
Izumo, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Izumo: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Ryuuji: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Renzou can fight in that dress either.
Renzou: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Renzou: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Izumo: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Renzou: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Yukio: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Renzou: points at a picture That one is the dump.
Yukio: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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Yukio: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Shura!
Shura: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Rin: Why are your tongues purple?
Izumo: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Paku: I had a red one.
Rin: oh.
Rin:
Rin: OH.
Sheimi:
Sheimi: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Renzou: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Yukio: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.