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[COMIC] Daddy Snaip

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The entire comic is drawn in pencil, in a scribbly style. All of the characters' names are misspelled.

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PANEL 1

The Summary Suckathon presents...

DADDY SNAIP
by pauraque/Eodrakken

SUMMARY: Snaip wants a baby. He wants it wit Hairy but Loopen haves the hips. SLASH, MPREG. R&R PLS! K, THX.
[summary by snapes_pet]

A child labeled 'Hairy' with a striped scarf walks across the panel with a bored expression, singing to himself "doo-doo-doo... la-la..."

PANEL 2

A hook-nosed adult labeled 'Snaip' swoops into the panel and yells, "POTTER!"

Hairy puts his hand to his head with the sound effect headslap and says, "oh no"

PANEL 3

Snaip: "i have something very important to tell you."

Hairy: "Yes, Professor?"

PANEL 4

Snaip: "i want you to be the mother of my children."

PANEL 5

Hairy looks stunned with the sound effect blink.

PANEL 6

Snaip: "don't answer right away..."

Hairy continues to look stunned with the sound effect blink. blink.

PANEL 7

Snaip: "andropregnicus is very safe. and given your... attributes... i think it would be best. for me, i mean."

PANEL 8

Hairy looks angry, throws his arms up and says, "but... i'm THIRTEEN!"

Snaip puts one hand to his mouth and says, "true. your hips might be a bit narrow..."

PANEL 9

A pregnant-looking adult enters and shouts, "SEVERUS!"

Snaip turns around and says, "Loopen! what are you doing out here?"

Hairy looks startled with an exclamation point over his head.

PANEL 10

Loopen: "My water just broke and you're out here making time?!"

Snaip throws up his arms and says, "how else do you expect me to carry on the family name?"

Hairy watches, wide-eyed.

PANEL 11

Loopen and Snaip watch as Hairy falls backwards with his eyes X'd out and the sound effect faint.

PANEL 12

Snaip turns to Loopen and says, "you were right. that was more fun than detention."

Loopen, no longer looking pregnant and now holding a rectangular object labeled 'pillow', smiles and says, "told you so."

Hairy, from below the panel: "guh..."

PANEL 13

TEH END

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