Hat loves to write about his hot inflation vore foot fetish fanfics about him and Chicken Man then published it on DeviantArt. He writes about it every day, so much that it seems to be a part of his life that he can’t live without it. When he writes, he furiously masturbates, this makes his floor covered with used tissues and cum stains 😳. His walls, before then was filled with wacky amogus 📮🔪 dream smp furry animations memay 😼😼😼 genshit impact posters, now replaced with his own drawing about his beloved Cockman (and cum stains of course, can’t forget the cum stains).
Today was an unfortunate day for little Hatty, his cum got stuck midway in his retarded tiny twink losers ching chong cock, he can’t ejaculate. He is in despair, as if this day can’t get worse for him, the unexpected happens:
”GOOD EVENING HATTY HAT HAT HATTER HAT HATTY HAT, HOW ARE YOU-🤨”
His door gets slammed open by Cockboy, shock appears in his eyes, he immediately pulls up his pants while trying to cover his 1-inch wonder boner 😥😭.
“C-C-COCKMAN SENPAI???!?!??!?!- I-I-I-I mean, h-h-hi Levy, h-how di-did you get in my house?????!?!?!?!? ∑(O_O;)”
“Uh, your roommate (Fluffy) opened the door for me?”- he said as he’s looking at the amazing craftsmanship of Hat’s, many artworks of him, and a single Breaking Hat (a parody of the show Breaking Bad) poster can be seen on the wall. The one titled “COCKMAN X HAT 😳😳😳🥵” written in black sharpie at the corner of the picture is the one that impressed him the most. Hat’s still too stunned to speak, and then his faggot ass Asian floppy dick worked again (he came 😳).
“Y-y-y-y-y-y-yy-y-yes? (;﹏;)”- Hat replied, this is it, there is no turning back now, Cockman has seen everything, he probably thinks he’s some retarded weird-ass motherfucker that drawing fetish art of his crushes, he will never have the chance to meet him again. He went through everything to make Cockboy in love with him, even to the point of killing his bitch-ass girlfriend (Dove).
“You’re into inflation vore fetish too? 🤨”
That was… unexpected, who would’ve thought that the man Hat crushed on actually is into hot inflation vore fetish as well? Hat thought as he shoved the tube up Cockboy’s anal, he turn it on, and the hot air started to pump up Chicken Man's ass (I can’t do this anymore I am at my limit fr). Ten minutes passed and Cockman already looked like a balloon, his cheeks puffing out like a chipmunk’s as his belly button popped out. Hat looks at him with a satisfied face 😈, then he kneel down and starts sucking Cockman’s foot.
“Hat stop you’re making tickling me *giggle* (＞﹏＜)”
The smell of unhygienic feet covered with Doritos crumble 😋 is something that’s very charming to Hat, especially from his loved one. (HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.)
Hat then spent the next few hours trying to get inside Chicken Man’s tummy. Despite having not so great start, he eventually gets inside Cockman’s warm and slimy belly 🥵🥵🥵. Hat felt divine, being inside your loved one is the holiest feeling he has ever experienced. Cockman starts to moan loudly.
“Dayum Hat you’re so good and tasty, this is even better than when I did LiteralHat’s mom (the creator of The World Of LiteralHat not the in-universe one of course) 😋😋😋. It’s a blessing that I ever met you, my girlfriends never accept my vore request when I asked to (w*men moments ☕), all she’s into is h*nds h*olding and wh*lesome shits 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮.”
“Yeah, you’re good too my beloved Cockman” - hat replied as he being fucking burned by stomach acid.
And there’s Fluffy, standing there, beside the door, trying to proceed what the fuck just happened. Did this mf just eat her roommate? How the fuck he’s looking like a balloon? She’s traumatized for life now, The World Of LiteralHat is a mistake. Chicken Man, after swallowing Hat, turned back and saw Fluffy just standing there staring at him, seeming like he forgot to close the door. He tried to come up with a quick reply.
“Uh, hey man. Please don’t call the FBI on me, it was only a prank, bro!”
The fuck this bitch-ass mf just said to her? She’s not going just to call the FBI, she’s going to fucking exploded this damned planet. Fluffy then snapped and entered rage stage, flowers appeared everywhere as she used it to tear the city apart, nothing mattered anymore. The world, despite being destroyed, Cockman and Hat don’t care, because they already have each other <3 (help me).
And this is how The World of LiteralHat ended, not with a bang, but with an inflation vore fanfic.
(fic inspired by this image, art by literalhat)