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Minhyuk shuffled in place before the waiting room mirror.
He spun around and dropped it to the ground before popping back up, booty in the air. Looking back at the mirror seductively, he smacked his ass hard. ~\\THWAK //~
Hell yeah. They were in America tonight.
"No parents, no rules, yah bitches."
He said to his reflection.
"Fuck yeah Hyuk, thats some real hot boy shit"
"Really?? Oh wow thank you Megan noona- i mean.. wait how old are you?"
Minhyuk had wandered out of Monsta Xs waiting room a while ago. Snooping in the hall, he was scooped up by none other than Thee Megan. Half an hour later and probably 3 shots deep of some amber-color liquor, Minhyuk was trying his hardest to show her and her entourage he could be a hot boy too. He was no stranger to twerking.
"Huh..? 26 why?"
"Ohhh wow. Ok. You call me, Minhyuk oppa - because.. i am older" his English was slow but coming out decently.
"Oh wait i heard about this.. its that title stuff yalls language does? Like mr/mrs kinda?"
"Umm... Kinda, but for older and younger"
"Ok real hot boy oppa then" she made her signature "ahh" ad-lib and shimmied on the couch.
"Oh megan please... You are too kind to me." Minhyuk tipsily giggled. He couldn't believe how well he was using English right now. Probably the shots.
"Hey.. dont you got a whole crew of monsta boys? Where they hidin? Tell them to get themselves in here."
"Yes! They probably are in our room still! I can bring them? Monsta x members are the best."
"Yeah! Go get em. We still got time to kill"
Just as Minhyuk stood up, an exasperated Changkyun appeared in the doorway.
"What the FUCK Minhyuk!?!? We are on stage in 15 minutes, the fuck are you fucking aroun..."
The maknae paused and took in the scene before him.
"Changkyun im sorry!! I lost track of time. Me and megan were-.."
"Get over here and goddammit tell me later, jooheons about to blow sky high if i dont get ur ass in our room NOW"
Megan stood in concern.
"I dont speak yalls language but i know that sounded tense"
Changkyun switched to the calmest English he could muster.
"Sorry miss Megan-.."
"Its Megan noona to you i.mmmmmm." Minhyuk held that M hard.
"...sorry, Megan noona, but we're on in 20 and hes gotta go. But i want to just say.. as a fellow rapper i am so so so excited to see you tonight. Im sorry i had to meet you like this. I really love ur work."
"Its ok hun. Take ur monsta boy. Cant wait to see y'all's set too. Bring urselves over here when ur done. I wanna meet the others." Megan laughed as she grabbed Minhyuk in a side hug.
"Oh wow.. thank you miss Megan..i mean megan noona. Yes i will bring us and them right here when were done. Its such an honor, really.."
Changkyun barely finished the sentence before he shoved Minhyuk backwards out the door behind him.
Running down the hall, Changkyun grabbed Minhyuks collar.
"What the FUCK was that? How did you get in there?"
"Owww Changgie ur hurting me!.. she found me and invited me in. Thats all"
"Did you drink?? You smell like something.. god kihyuns gonna lose it. Fuck jooheons gonna... Fuck if i know but itll be bad"
"Just like 2 shots! Nothin-.."
"Goddammit hyung, just act normal and get out there. Dont fuck anything up so we can all go back to her room tho"
Minhyuk giggled. "See, ur so freakin starstruck! And who got us all in there?? Huh?? Hottest hot boy in monsta x says whuuuuut?"
"Shut the fuck up. But.... thanks hyung.
Changkyun had never looked more adorable to Minhyuk in his life than right now. He wanted to be mad but he couldn't. Minhyuk was on fire tonight.
They entered their room to the shrieks and chides of jooheon and kihyun. Changkyun diffused the situation by announcing their invitation into Megans room after their set.
Jooheon stood silent for a moment, mouth open. Kihyun gasped. Hyungwon looked up from his perch on the couch with a sleepy "huh..?"
The staff threw Minhyuks headset and wires on him as a makeup girl vigorously touched up his face.
"Minhyuk.. did you drink?" She whispered.
"Nawww you know theres no alcohol here noona"
She rolled her eyes and dabbed at his face. "I swear Minhyuk..."
He cheesily winked at her and blew the air a kiss. Sometimes even he wondered how much he could get away with.
....
Moments later they were lined up.
Minhyuk looked at the crowd for the first time, scanning for mondoongies. There were a few scattered out there. His courage soared as they ran out on the revolving stage to be presented. He was excited to sing the English songs tonight. Even if they only had a short time on stage. The monbebes out there hadda be impressed.
Thru their songs he kept scanning for monbebes. It was fun to find them and wave to them. Kihyun was being so obvious about it. Looking out in the crowd like a sailor looking for land. Waving like an idiot on a parade float. But whatever, Minhyuk knew the fans still loved it.
Rolling his eyes and jumping back into the "you problem" choreo, thats when he saw it...
He saw his name, "민혁" out in the crowd on a slogan in the floor section. Big white hangul letters on a yellow banner. The girl holding his slogan clutched her version 1 lightstick tightly as she held them both high up. Even from the slight distance, he could see her saying "minhyuk" over and over as she jumped up and down.
His face lit up in a smile. Wow, this whole arena full and here this was.. bless this girl. He'd have to say hello more properly on a less intense dance. He hoped she saw him smile.
"Wow hyuk that girl over there loves you." Kihyun whispered between songs.
"Hell yeah she does" he snapped back with a smirk. "And don't wave at her again, i saw that"
"Make me" kihyun clicked his tongue and walked to the other side of the stage.
It was always an unspoken contest to see who had the sexiest representation in the crowd. Minhyuk definitely won tonight. The slogan girl wore a cropped sweatshirt and tiny ass miniskirt that left little to the imagination. On top of that she was sexy as hell. These american concerts were such a riot.
On the last song, Minhyuk walked to the edge of the stage and pointed out to the slogan girl and waved. He saw the boy next to her slap her arm and point back at the stage. She lowered her mondoongie in shock, but waved back. She pointed at herself, her eyes staring right back at him.
"Yes you lol, who else" he thought. So cute. He couldn't wait to tell Megan about this.
Later, as they exited the stage, changkyun walked over.
"Damn hyung ur pulling all the baddies tonight. That girl with ur slogan was fine as hell"
"Real recognize real son" Minhyuk sauntered down the hallway.
"Sure sure. Everytime she shook those hips i couldn't look away"
"Hey dont talk about my slogan girl like that. If she wanted you she woulda asked for you. She wanted this hot boy shittt" Minhyuk licked his lips in changkyuns face.
"Back the fuck up hyung and get us in megans room like she asked" changkyun shoved the older boy into their waiting room.
Shedding his stage shackles, Minhyuk quickly corralled the other boys.
"Ok kids, since i am clearly the king of America tonight, please follow me to meet the queen of American rap, 'ahhh'~~"
"Shut the hell up Minhyuk, only megan can make that noise" kihyun scolded.
"Excuse me, but as the only hot boy in this room, i suggest you all fall in line" Minhyuk commanded. "No one asked you kiki"
"Hyung are you gonna act like this in megans room?" Hyungwon rubbed his eyes and slumped his shoulders. "I don't wanna be embarrassed in front of actual American rappers tonight"
"Forreal, dont be all goofy when you introduce us" jooheon pleaded. He was clearly nervous as hell.
"Yeah yeah. Wait till you guys taste the liquor she has! Its delicious."
Minhyuk pushed them out the door and down the hall to megans spot. This was about to be the best night ever. And it was all thanks to him.
The manager told them to be in the hotel by 2 am. That was plenty of time. But now the only thing on Minhyuks mind was turning up. No parents, no rules, right?
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