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"Next song!" L announces. They turn on the screen and the words "The Me Inside Of Me" appear on screen.

[๐—.๐——.:]
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ. ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ. ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ท๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ.

"Fuck." Veronica mutters under her breath. J.D clenches his fists.

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†?
๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ, ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜?

"Who are you talking about..?" Mcnamara asks growing concerned. She doesn't get a response.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”:]
"๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ...
๐—•๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜, ๐—œ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ;
๐—œ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด
๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€;
๐—œ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฒ."

"Hold on.. isn't that Heather Chandler's suicide note-?" Martha asks, furrowing her brows. "Yes it is and Sawyer, here is very good and forgery. Picking up the peices now?" Chandler spat. Veronica looks at the floor and everyone else in the room turns to stare at her in confusion and concern.

[๐—.๐——.:]
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”:]
"๐—•๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ต, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ, ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป;
๐—œ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป."

"You forged the suicide note!?" Duke exclaims.
"W-what...?" Martha says.
"She forged a fucking SUICIDE note!?" Chris asked.
'"Yes! I did! Happy now?" Veronica exclaims, clenching her fists and still looking at the floor.

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€
๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜†
๐—œ ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜‚๐—ฝ
๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐—ฒ...

"Tsk, I'd never say that." Chandler remarks.

๐—๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€, ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜†!

"This is where I start seeing ghosts." Veronica deadpans. Kate and Annleigh both shrink into their seats having both had a similar experience.

[๐—.๐——.:]
๐—ž๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐˜€.

"So you killed her-?" Mcnamara asked. She gets no reply.
"Great, another murderer." Chris says, rolling her eyes.

[๐— ๐—–๐—–๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——:]
๐—ช๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฎ! ๐—œ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ?

[๐— ๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
๐—ก๐—ผ, ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ. ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”, ๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ, ๐—–๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฆ:]
"๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฒ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐˜€
๐—•๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น
๐—ช๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€!
๐— ๐˜† ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€;

Heather Chandler scowls. "This may be fake but I can relate." Regina states, Cady and the rest of the ex-plastics nod in agreement.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”, ๐—–๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฆ:]
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜†'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐˜†๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€."

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
"๐— ๐˜†๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ", ๐—ก๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”, ๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ, ๐—–๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฆ:]
"๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜†."

Again, the ex-plastics all agree silently with this line. Regina and Cady both look at the floor (everyone loves the floor, I guess.) Janis and Gretchen both place a hand on their shoulders repectfully.

[๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—–๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ก:]
"๐—œ ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐˜€."

"Why is this song so relatable?" Cairo mutters.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”, ๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ, ๐—š๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ก, ๐—–๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฆ:]
"๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐—ฒ."

[๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—–๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ก:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ.

"'Cuz it wasn't a suicide. I was MURDERED." Chandler states.

[๐—–๐—ข๐—”๐—–๐—› ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€.

[๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—–๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ก:]
๐—ก๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†, ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต
๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ'๐—น๐—น ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ.

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—ข๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด!
๐—œ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น, ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.

"She did this just for popularity." J.D deadpans.

[๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—–๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ก:]
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚, ๐— ๐˜€. ๐—™๐—น๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ต๐˜‚๐˜๐˜๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€.

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—œ'๐—บ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚, ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ท๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฟ
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—œ'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ.

"How many suicide notes has she read!?" Jared and Michael ask at the same time.

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š & ๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
"๐—•๐—ผ๐˜… ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ก๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ
๐——๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐˜€
๐—ข๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ
๐—š๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—–๐——๐˜€
๐— ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€, ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ฉ๐˜€!"

"What the fuck, Sawyer." Chandler says.

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ, ๐—™๐—”๐—–๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง๐—ฌ:]
"๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€;
๐—•๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—œ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ (๐—œ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ)
๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—œ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฝ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด;
๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐—ฒ."

Burr along with some other people cover their ears with pillows or their hands due to the repetitons.

[๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—–๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ก:]
๐—”๐˜„, ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น. ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜†!

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜, ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐˜€. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜†'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ณ-๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต
๐—œ'๐—น๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต

"Why does that feel messed up?" Jane asks.

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐— ๐—–๐—ก๐—”๐— ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—”:]
๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—š๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป!

[๐—›๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐——๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ž:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—™๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น!

[๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—จ๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—–๐—”๐—ก๐—˜๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜:]
๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป..

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น!

[๐—ž๐—œ๐——๐—ฆ:]
๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต!

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐—ฉ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ, ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜. ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ

"I dunno, maybe that I just killed someone without meaning to!?" Exclaims Veronica with a sarcastic tone. "How do you kill someone by accident?" Noelle asks. "Because J.D added DRAIN CLEANER in Heather's hangover cure withOUT me knowing." Veronica deadpans.

[๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ก๐—œ๐—–๐—”:]
๐—จ๐—ต, ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€... ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต

[๐— ๐—ฆ. ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š:]
๐— ๐˜† ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ
๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฒ'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ
๐—ช๐—ฒ'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต!
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚!

"No. No, I woudn't."

[๐—ž๐—œ๐——๐—ฆ:]
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚!
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚!
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚!
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚!

[๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ๐—•๐—ข๐——๐—ฌ:]
๐—ก๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚...

[๐—š๐—ข๐—ง๐—› ๐—š๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐—ฒ...

"What the fuck-" Duke says.
"Ooh, fruity~" Beetlejuice says; earning pillows to the face from both Lydia and Heather Chandler.

[๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ๐—•๐—ข๐——๐—ฌ:]
๐—•๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ'๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ...

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ! ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ!

"How- WHY is it awesome!?" Cleves asks.

[๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ๐—•๐—ข๐——๐—ฌ:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ, ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€!

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
๐—๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜!

[๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ๐—•๐—ข๐——๐—ฌ:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ, ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ!

[๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฅ:]
๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ป!

"Is THAT all your 'ghost' cares about?" Elphaba questions.

[๐—ž๐—œ๐——๐—ฆ:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ!

[๐— ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง๐—›๐—”:]
๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„!

[๐—•๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—”๐—š๐—จ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—— ๐—š๐—˜๐—˜๐—ž:]
๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ
๐—œ'๐—บ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ!

[๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—š๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ:]
๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€!

[๐—ž๐—œ๐——๐—ฆ:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐—ฒ!

[๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ๐—•๐—ข๐——๐—ฌ:]
๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐—ฒ!
๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ... ๐—บ๐—ฒ!

"Thoughts?" L asks.
"Messed up." Multiple people reply. L sighs out of disappointment and says;
"Okay then, before we continue to the next song; I have more people to add!" This earns groans from everyone as the theatre was already starting to look crowded. There's a flash of light and 11 new people arrive. "introduce yourselves!" L announces.

"Hi, I'm Sunset Shimmer." Sunset says.
"What kind of name is that!?" Chris and Duke both exclaim earning pillows to the face from AppleJack, Rainbow Dash AND Sunset. The latter steps away from the podium. The next person arrives. "My name's Twilight Sparkle!" She says before going to sit next to Sunset. The next 5 people introduce themselves before going to sit down. (๐—”/๐—ก: ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€, ๐—œ - ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฎ ๐˜„๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—˜๐—š ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€.)

The nect people go up.
"Hiya! I'm Anna!" The Queen states.
"I'm Elsa." Her older sisters says.
"Hi- uh, I'm Kristoff." The ice harvester introduces.
"HI! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" Says the sentient snowman, earning shocked and confused looks from almost everyone in the room. (Except those who have dealt with magic before.) "Alright! Next song!" L announces and then they turn the TV on.