It was school time. And for some reason Asugi was at school because he was. It was lunch time and Asugi was sitting with the rest of the ranger force members.
"Hey Asugay- I mean.. Asugi!" Mikoto said.
"Heyyyy guyssss" Asugi said gayly as he sat his phat ass down in the chair.
"SO GUYS I THINK OUR NEXT BIG RANGER FORCE MISSION SHOULD GO LIKE THIS-" Subaki yelled at the top of his lungs.
Aisaki got pissed lmao "BITCH KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN ITS A SECRET, REMEMBER?"
From across the school roof, Sayaka was there because plot and for some reason she's not doing student council shit smh.
"Ranger Force? You mean those fruity people in neon outfits who save the town??"
"The Ranger Force??? What's that??" Mikoto said as she started to sweat nervously. Everyone turned towards her and silently begged her to say nothing more. "I... don't know what that is... besides... uhh they don't sound fruity... I mean *I'm* not fruity-"
"Sure... don't act like you don't remember what happened last chewsday?" Sayaka said in a bri ish accent cuz its my headcanon.
Embarassed, Mikoto sighed in defeat and admitted to herself that maybe she wasn't as straight as she thought she was.
"Mikoto?? You like girls???" Itsuki asked.
"It's okay I mean I'm pretty gay too tbh lol"
Subaki felt his heart shatter into 1030393929922 pieces that would never ever fucking mend.
Subaki sank to the floor, completely dazed. Mikoto was... gay?? MIKOTO WAS GAY??!!
Just as Subaki was about to have a breakdown, there was a loud ass sound that sounded like somethin breaking.
Everyone turned their heads to see Asugi's chair was BROCKEN. And Asugi was laying on the floor gayly.
Itsuki felt his gaydar go off "Asugi?! DAIJOUBU KA?"
"My phat fucking ass broke the chair..." he groaned. "Now I have no where to sit..."
His vision was blurred from his fall for some reason. When he opened his eyes, he saw Itsuki in a new light.
His perfect brown chestnut hair and his eyes that sparkled like sapphires. The wind made his hair sway from side to side... what a guy!! Plus he has abs so yeah.
"Would you... like to sit on my lap..?" Itsuki said. Everyone else heard it in Itsuki's normal voice but to Asugi his voice sounded deeper... dreamier... hotter... :flushed_emoji:
"Umm... Asugi has a nosebleed..." Mikoto pointed out.
"For Christ's sake! THIS is the real reason why I wanted to leave this team in the first place..!" Aisaki left the school roof and headed off to go eat with her other friends.
Subaki and Mikoto watched as Aisaki ate lunch with that blonde girl and Mikoto's sibling I both forgor the name of. When Subaki and Mikoto turned around, they had to witness Asugi sitting on Itsuki's lap while staring into Itsuki's eyes weirdly.
"That's it!!" Subaki yelled like he was on the verge of losing his mind. "If yall are gonna be romantic and shit and I can't, I'm leaving the team!!" Subaki stormed off somewhere (probably to go cry in the bathroom).
But Mikoto didnt care because she was doing lesbian shit with Sayaka.
The end :)