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The King Is Back

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It was a while after COVID had passed. The Cousin Sluggy club was terrorized by a few familiar faces. It seemed like it had no end to it. All of them were locked away in a prison underneath the Taxslayer that seemingly had no way out. They couldn't speak without getting rape threats from Honma, Kisaku, Kitami, Mari, etc. Frances and Milk and any of the young kids would throw huge temper tantrums like one of my family's infamous clients that comes to mind. Boogie and Mason would hold guns to their heads. There was also so much horrible stuff going on down there. But there was hope.

Yagami, Kaito, Higashi, and Sugiura were walking by and heard screaming underneath and went through the door left open by Marimo and Ryan's mom. They also knew about it since Sam Boole and Midori Midorikawa said they saw Chiaki and Nishiki being dragged away downtown Davenport by Barney and the Man in the Yellow Hat.

They got in and the rumors were true. Pardo, Yuri, Sayori, Evan, and Natsuki helped them get in. They saw all of the characters from Spongebob, Danganronpa, Yakuza, Mega Man, South Park, Jojo, Cowboy Bebop, and Persona were locked away, the ones that have appeared in fics at least. There were also some new faces they didn't recognize, such as Kisaku, Kanae, Pink, Machiko, and Jonathan. They were mortified at what they saw. Trane, Muto, Marcus, and Makimura were holding their heads down under water. Some of the guards were just sitting playing Blur and Split Second and others just jerking off right in front of everyone there. Some of them were also being tortured, such as Squidward getting his toenail ripped out, people liking Saeko's armpits, making Kenny eat a manatee spleen, They immediately got to serving hands.

Higashi found Boogie, Asamiya, Asakura, Akiyoshi, and Kisaku staring him down. He beat the crap out of all the characters from those series.

Sugiura watched Ryan, Mizuki, Kazuomi, Jonathan, Leonard, Ian, and Iwaki and Katou playing the Xbox. He snuck up on all of those guys.

There were a bunch of more hentai hanging out snorting coke and passing it to one another, and all passed out, such as Pink, Kanae, Yuriko, Machiko, Kasumi, Kaho, Chiho, Asaoka, and many others. Even Kitami, Imari, Takeshiro, Saeki, and Shiraki from Bible Black as well.They were taken care of. Some creepy video store owner watched. At least it wasn't like the night of Walpurgis.

Kaito also saw CEO, Mochizuki, the Three Bears, Rocky and Muggsy, and Tabaluga in the corner and beat the crap out of those franchises.

Finally, Yagami was stood behind Barney, Frances, Caillou, Derrick, Mari, Dave, Jerry, and Rick and Steve. Those guys were taken care of pretty fast as well.

They all beat the crap out of them all. All of the inmates were freed from their cells. The police came and arrested them for many charges, but the convicts all fell down the stairs one by one and suffered brain damage. Some died, but others survived. The living people were referred to New Choices for services. They even had to get bigger houses for the clients. Mochizuki, Honma, Mari, Kanzaki, Kisaku, Derrick, Alex, CEO, Walker, Ryan, Milk, Makimura, Jotaro, Marimo, Asakura, Ian, Henry, Mama, Rocky, Muggsy, Rick, Steve, Dave, Jerry, Iwaki, Katou, Minase, Imari, Mason, Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, Frances, Gloria, Caillou, Rosie, Boogie, Junyer, Kate, Mim Mim, Linea, Sayaka, Mizuki, Kazuomi, Tabaluga, and George and Ted were the new clients. This wasn't a punishment, since they just think they all suffered enough from the TBIs. They're now living somewhere that they can get the help they need with day to day duties, so all charges were dropped. The new clients also CONTRACTED IBS, SO THEY HAD TO WEAR DIAPERS.

After that, they left the prison, and they all, as well as Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Sandy, Kiryu, Majima, Nishiki, Haruka, Akiyama, Ichiban, Nanba, Adachi, Saeko, Joon gi, Zhao, Mega Man, Roll, Dr. Light, X, Zero, Axl, Proto Man, Mitsuru, Akihiko, Yukari, Chie, Yukiko, Kanji, Naoto, Futaba, Yusuke, Makoto, Haru, Ryuji, Ann, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Spike, Jet, Faye, Ed, Ein, Speedwagon, Joseph, Caesar, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff, Josuke, Okuyasu, Rohan, Makoto, Kyoko, Komaru, Toko, Chisa, Mondo, Chihiro, Taka, Celeste, Sayaka, Chiaki, Gundham, Hajime, Sonia, Mikan, Ibuki, Kaede, Shuichi, Kaito, Maki, Miu, Himiko, Tenko, and Gonta went to go eat at Red Robin. They all ate their burgers and bottomless fries, got dessert and saw a movie afterwards.

Red Robin, Yum!

UPDATE: Three months later, Mari, Kanzaki, Mochizuki, Honma, Linear, Sayaka, Mizuki, Kazuomi, Iwaki, Katou, Minase, Imari, Asakura, Kisaku, Makimura, Jotaro and Marimo passed away from Prostate Cancer and Breast Cancer. They were all cremated and all the Kitty Media characters remains were sent to their catgirl mascot.