Chapter 1: Incorrect Quotes
Lady Olivia: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Lady Olivia: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Lloyd: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Ginger: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Mabel: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Chip (BCG): Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Toadstool: You are disappointments.
Microphone (OSO): If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Microphone (OSO): Violently practices.
Gyro: Violently studies.
Grapefruit: Violently sleeps.
Cricket: Violently shoots pictures.
Lena: Violently boxes.
Loggle: Violently murders people.
Grapefruit: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Nail Clippers: What is this!?
Gosalyn: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Nail Clippers: Ow! Make it stop!
Gosalyn: Surrender to your kindness, Nail Clippers. It’s nice to be nice.
Nail Clippers: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
Lena: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Olaf: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Lavender: I choose to waive that right!
Lamp, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Microphone (OSO): Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
Gabriella, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!
Thimble: You bought a taco?
Thimble: From the same truck that hit Remy?!
Sprig, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
Potted Plant: Christmas is cancelled.
8.8 Ball: You can't cancel a holiday.
Potted Plant: Keep it up, 8.8 Ball, and you'll lose New Year's too.
8.8 Ball: What does that mean?
Potted Plant: Benny, take New Year's away from 8.8 Ball.
Gold Nugget: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Wig: It’s just you.
Photon Bee: Hey Snowman?
Photon Bee: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Oscar the Orange: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Frobo: Oh, that was all real.
Oscar the Orange: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Frobo: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
Scat: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Crayon Box: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Scorpion, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
Tina: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Armored Skeleton: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
Snailsin: Hornsly, I know you love Tuti. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Snailsin: But I think they might be a freaking idiot.
Elizabert: When I was a kid, Voca told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Aluminum: They are!
Elizabert: FOR REAL?
Aluminum: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Queen Chrysalis: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Marx: It’s just you.
Chapter 2: gimme story ideas
give me story ideas and i will write them to the best of my ability because i have writers block
they have to be from one of the pieces of media in the tags though
Chapter 3: Two & Cricket
Two from TPOT is Cricket from Big City Greens' father figure. Enough said.
"Cri-cket!" Two sung out from the bottom of the tree. "Just let me help you down already!"
"NO! Why can't Dad help me?"
"She's in an incredibly complicated conversation with Rita and Nicole! About 'mom stuff' or whatever!"
"They're both busy in other places! Just let me help you!"
Cricket stubbornly grasped the branch.
"Why do you not want me to help you?!"
Cricket sighed. "I just don't trust you!"
Two softened their expression. "Cricket, I have infinite power. If I ever let someone get hurt with me around and I was able to use my powers, I would never forgive myself. I just want to help you down."
Cricket looked down. "You won't drop me?"
"Alright, alright. You can do it."
Two focused their powers on Cricket and flew him down onto the ground.
"You okay, Cricket?"
"I've been better, but I'm good!"
Two smiled and picked Cricket up, clutching him in their hands. "You're cute. Has anyone ever told you that?"
Cricket blushed. "Sometimes."
Two chuckled. "Now, what should we do now?"
Two held Cricket up in the air. "Sure thing, as long as it doesn't involve you getting stuck in a tree again."
Cricket giggled. "Of course."
And then they skipped into the daylight, awaiting whatever adventures happen next.