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Ultimate Multifandom Fanfic Spectacular

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Lady Olivia: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Lady Olivia: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Lloyd: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Ginger: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Mabel: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Chip (BCG): Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Toadstool: You are disappointments.


Microphone (OSO): If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Microphone (OSO): Violently practices.
Gyro: Violently studies.
Grapefruit: Violently sleeps.
Cricket: Violently shoots pictures.
Lena: Violently boxes.
Loggle: Violently murders people.
Grapefruit: Violently worries about the previous statement.


Nail Clippers: What is this!?
Gosalyn: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Nail Clippers: Ow! Make it stop!
Gosalyn: Surrender to your kindness, Nail Clippers. It’s nice to be nice.
Nail Clippers: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!


Lena: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Olaf: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.


Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Lavender: I choose to waive that right!
Lavender: *screaming*


Lamp, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Microphone (OSO): Lol nah, I hate graveyards.


Gabriella, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!


Thimble: You bought a taco?
Sprig: Yes.
Thimble: From the same truck that hit Remy?!
Sprig, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.


Potted Plant: Christmas is cancelled.
8.8 Ball: You can't cancel a holiday.
Potted Plant: Keep it up, 8.8 Ball, and you'll lose New Year's too.
8.8 Ball: What does that mean?
Potted Plant: Benny, take New Year's away from 8.8 Ball.


Gold Nugget: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Wig: It’s just you.


Photon Bee: Hey Snowman?
Snowman: Yeah?
Photon Bee: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Snowman: ...What.


Oscar the Orange: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Frobo: Oh, that was all real.
Oscar the Orange: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Frobo: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.


Scat: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.


Crayon Box: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Scorpion, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.


Tina: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Armored Skeleton: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.


Snailsin: Hornsly, I know you love Tuti. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Snailsin: But I think they might be a freaking idiot.


Elizabert: When I was a kid, Voca told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Aluminum: They are!
Elizabert: FOR REAL?
Aluminum: No! Why did you fall for it again?


Queen Chrysalis: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Marx: It’s just you.