Chapter 1: Who the FUCK are you?
"I am so pretty." The mirror reflected an image of a silver haired boy stroking his own face.
"You really are." The next mirror over, showed a tall handsome man with a smile. "Is there, like, a student council meeting today?"
Ibushi Arima and Kinshiro Kusatsu.
The door to the bathroom slammed open. A shorter male walked in and took the place infront of the third mirror.
Kinshiro turned and glared at the boy. "UM, excuse me?"
The red eyed boy looked back at Kinshiro. "What?"
"Who the FUCK are you?"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
Ibushi's mouth opened and he put his hand on his heart. "He is Kinshiro Kusatsu. Student council president, Binanshi champion, part time model."
"Oh." Yumoto blinked and looked back into the mirror.
Kinshiro's face cherried up. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
"I'm Yumoto." The boy pushed some of his golden hair behind his ear. "I'm new."
Kinshiro crossed his arms. "Who the fuck let you in here?"
"Rui Megawa!" Yumoto turned to face the boy who was yelling at him.
Ibushi gasped. "Rui Megawa isn't even in charge of the door!"
Kinshiro smacked his lips. "Yumoto. Let me tell you how things work around here-"
"I already know how things work around here."
"Rui Megawa is in charge of the snacks- why is he letting people through the door?"
Kinshiro took a step towards Yumoto. "This is my school, this is my bathroom, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place."
"Well guess what?" Yumoto raised his voice. "I already know all those things."
"Kou Kinosaki is in charge of the door, what the fuck is he doing letting Rui Megawa let people in?" Ibushi scratched his head before leaving two other boys in the room.
"You're not from around here, are you, Yumoto?" Kinshiro said.
"I just transferred from Quinston." Yumoto played with a piece of his hair.
"Where the fuck is that?"
"North of Tsubaka, west of the 53."
"Well, let me tell you how things work around here in Binan High-"
"I already know how things work around here in Binan High!" Yumoto stepped closer to Kinshiro.
"YA!" Yumoto yelled back. "En Yuifuin told me all about it!"
The bathroom door opened again, Ibushi peered at Kinshiro from behind it. "Is Kou Kinosaki sick? Does he have mono? I feel like his dad might have... Died..."
"What the FUCK are you doing talking to EN YUIFUIN?" Kinshiro ignored Ibushi.
"We have the same lunch period!"
"Thats a fucking WHORE, bitch!"
Yumoto put his finger on his chin. "Really, well, that's not what Atsushi Kiniguwa said."
"WELL ATSUSHI KINIGUWA IS A FUCKING LIAR!"
"Oh, he seemed to know alot about you and Ibushi!" Yumoto yelled.
"What?" Ibushi turned when heard his name.
Kinshiro sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Ok. Yumoto. Just... What the fuck do you want?"
Yumoto stared into Kinshiro's eyes as and got closer. "I want."
"To poop here."
Kinshiro took a step back.
"Whenever I want. For as long as I want."
Kinshiro flicked his hair. "Fine."
"But know this-"
Kinshiro poked Yumoto's chest. "I, do not like you."
"I feel indifferent towards you."
Kinshiro curled his fist. "I'll be watching you."
Yumoto didn't flinch. "I'm going to poop now." He walked to the nearest stall."
Ibushi opened his mouth and his eyes widened. "Wait! Tazawa's dad is sick- Kinosaki's dad is a representative, duh, Ibushi!"
The toilet flushed and a short blonde boy came out of the stall and headed for the door. "Have fun smelling my poops bitches!"
Kinshiro watched as the door closed. "What the fuck."
"He seemed nice."
Kinshiro facepalmed. "Ibushi, you incredibly hot idiot."
"Maybe we should spray some febreeze..."
"So then I was like..."
Akoya didn't pay attention to the other pink haired boy's story as he had a question on his mind. "Was it slutty of me that I gave you a handjob last night?"
"Hello Ryuu, hello Akoya." A voice called.
Akoya rolled his eyes. "Hello Io Naruko."
"Akoya, do you have an extra, how do you say... pencil?"
"WHY DO YOU SAY 'HOW DO YOY SAY' BEFORE WORDS YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY?"
Akoya sighed. "Makawa Iruya says you're not even from France, you're from Montreal."
Io turned to Ryuu. "I saw you the other day in the Binanshi fashion contest- you were amazing."
"Actually Kinshiro won-"
"Stop trying to change the subject, Io Naruko!"
"Huh? What subject?"
"The subject that you're not from France but MONTREAL!
Io faked a gasp and put his hand to his mouth. "No, Makawa Iruya cannot be trusted!"
Akoya pushed Io slightly. "ACTUALLY Makawa Iruya hasn't told a lie since the third grade- so yeah, he CAN be trusted, dumbfuck!"
Io turned and walk away.
"Ugh, Canadian idiot."
"Hey-" Ryuu said. "Can I get another handjob tonight?"
"Ugh, fine." Akoya twirled his hair. "But in exchange for that you have to watch an episode of Glee with me! YAY GLEE!"
"I just realized-" Akoyas smile turned upside down when he looked over to see the green haired boy had come back. "I went to my locker to get my chemistry book, but I forgot to get it, so I came back to get my... How do you say... Book?"
"BOOK! THATS EXACTLY HOW YOU SAY BOOK, IO NARUKO! WHICH YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID IT!"
After a few seconds of silence Akoya spoke again. "Everyone knows you're from Montreal."
"I should go to chemistry class. Because now I have my book." Io left the hall again.
"God I hate him so much..."
"Oh- hey!" Ryuu turned back to Akoya. "If I watch an episode of Glee, and an episode of CIDE, can I get a blowjob instead?"
"What the fuck? You LIKE CIDE! That's not a fair trade!"
Ryuu blushed. "That's not true!
"Come on, Ryuu. The only people who like CIDE more than you are the mother fucking Beppu twins."
"La~ la~ la~ la~ la~ I love CIDE so much!" A boy with pink eyes walked by.
Akoya banged his fist on the locked next to him. "NOBODY'S FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CIDE AKIHIKO BEPPU! WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT SOME CATIPLILERS LIKE YOU AND HARU DID IN THE GOD DAMN THIRD GRADE!"
The blue haired boy teared up and ran into the next room crying.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AKIHIKO!"
Ryuu crossed his arms. "CIDE is a good show."
"What?" Akoya said. "You are not my boyfreind anymore."
Io walked in again for the third time. "I thought that it was third period, but then the teacher said, 'Io Naruko it is not third period, but second period... So I came to put my chemistry book back in my locker and get my algebra two- how do you say, book?"
Akoya stared at him. "I'm going to fucking turn your balls inside out."
"Hey, Io, wanna go out on a date?"
"WHAT?" Akoya looked at Ryuu with wide eyes.
"Oh- are you suggesting a, how you say, ménage à trois?"
"Did your seirously just ask how to say ménage à trois? ITS A FUCKING FRENCH WORD YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
Ryuu tried to keep Akoya from attacking Io. "Sorry, he just broke up with me."
"Oh, that is very unfortunate. My people know alot about suffering..."
"WHAT THE FUCK DO MONTREALIANS KNOW ABOUT SUFFERING?" Akoya yelled.
"No, my people are the ones who invented the 'french kiss.'" Io kissed Ryuu and put his hands on Ryuus chest while Akoya twitched looking at the two of them.
He looked away in disqust.
"Bet that was better than some second rate handjob."
"WHO THE FUCK SAID MY HANDJOBS WERE SECOND RATE?"
"Just every guy enrolled in Binan College, and Ichiban."
"ICHIBAN SAID MY HANDJOBS WERE SECOND RATE? As soon as I get my hands on that piece of shit he's gonna WISH his parents moved to Tokyo!"
Ryuu and Io returned to their make out session.
Akoya flicked his hair and turned to the source of the vulgar, ugly noises. "AND FOR THE RECORD,"
"I don't just suck dick. I also let guys dry hump me- not fuck me in the bussy- but dry hump me. Because I AM SAVING MY VIRGINITY FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL! And that, is not you, Ryuu."
Akoya walked off.
Ryuu looked at Io. "What the fuck is a bussy?"
The bathroom door slammed open. "WHERE THE FUCK IS KINSHIRO KUSATSU?"
Ibushi hid behind Kinshiro. "Oh my god, it's Atsushi Kiniguwa."
"What the fuck do you want, Atsushi Kiniguwa?" Kinshiro spat.
"Uh, I dunno! I heard you're going around calling me a fucking liar!" The boy with glasses yelled.
"Well where'd you hear that?"
"Uh, I dunno, like, 35 seconds ago." Atsushi crossed his arms.
"I said where, not when you idiot!"
"SHUT UP! You know I'm partially dead after Ryuu Zaou hit me with that fucking hacky sack in the god damn third grade."
The door opened again. "Where the FUCK is Kinshiro Kusatsu?"
"Oh. My. God. It's En Yufuin. The most popular boy in the school district."
Ibushi lunched over. "Oh- oh my god-" he went into the nearest stall to vomit.
"En. How's university?"
"Um, it's great! I'm in a shit ton of fraternities and I have a 29 year old boyfreind. Suck it!" En crossed his arms. "I heard you were calling my friend a FUCKING LIAR?"
The door opened again. "WHERE THE FUCK IS KINSHIRO KUSATSU?"
Kinshiro looked around but couldn't find the voice. Ibushi came out of the stall and looked down, everyone else's eyes following his.
"Who the FUCK are you?" The animal said.
"Who the FUCK are you?"
"Oh no, no. We are not doing THIS again."
"This is my little brother, Nanao. He's the most popular boy at Binan Elementary."
"And I heard you were calling Atsushi a FUCKING LIAR."
"Seriously who the fuck is watching the door?" Ibushi said.
"SHUT UP, Ibushi. Or should I tell the whole student body of Binan Elementary you were making out with Kinshiro behind Kurutoma bath after school."
Ibushi hid behind Kinshiro. "How do you know about that?"
"STAND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME." En bitched.
Atsushi grunted but moved so that En was in the middle. "Listen Kinshiro Kusatsu! We want auggh-" Atsushi held his nose. "It smells terrible in here."
"Someone literally just took a shit." Kinshiro said.
"It smells like someone took a diabetic foot and put it in a sandwich and left it in the sun."
"Anyway," Atsushi said. "I want an apology. I'm not a fucking liar-"
"YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR, and I'll gladly tell the whole school!"
"Well I'll gladly tell all my frat buddies that you eat dick burritos."
"And I'll tell everyone at Binan Elementary- YOU have cooties!"
"Fine." Kinshiro muttered. "Atsushi Kiniguwa, I'm. Sorry."
"I didn't believe that for a goddamn second!" Atsushi got in Kinshiro's face. "I want a hand written apology delivered to my locker, and 27 dollars in cash."
"Additionally! I want all the bathrooms."
"You know, Kinshiro." Nanao said. "It'd be a shame if you fell down a FLIGHT OF STAIRS!"
Kinshiro stepped back "Uh, fine! But you have to give the student council the center lunch table."
"Fine!" En agreed."
"There's also a guy named Yumoto. He has pooping privileges."
"He will be safe." Atsushi said.
"But know this- The war has just begun!"
"Understood!" The youngest said.
"Wait, what's going on?" Ibushi asked.
The door opened again and a silver haired boy went into the stall whining.
"FUCKING BEPPUS!" They all said.
I figured I'd I was gonna use an HK character it should be Nanao. His personality matched Makaylas best.