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OffGun+ April Drabbles: Spicy Edition

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It’s a fine day, warm but not terribly hot, when Maitee comes across Maetee and T-Rex out in the garden.

T-Rex has Maetee pinned down in the grass, his oversized purple t-shirt pooling around them as he holds Maetee’s wrists. Maetee glances at Maitee with wide eyes and bites his lip.

“Hey, Maitee,” T-Rex calls.

“What are you guys doing?” Maitee asks with furrowed brows.

“It’s...a new type of therapy I wanted to try out and Maetee volunteered to help,” T-Rex tells him with a smile.

“R-right,” Maetee agrees, and he sounds a bit freaked out, but that’s no cause for concern when it comes to Maetee.

“Okay. Go easy on him,” Maitee finishes as he heads into the kitchen with his groceries. Maitee finds Teedet glancing out the curtains and then turning towards him.

“Trying some new therapy,” Maitee explains.

Teedet squints. “So why’s shorty not wearing pants?”