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cat.exe

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Time: 21:00
Domicile status: safe
Domicile occupants: self, designation!master
Self diagnostic: oil levels moderate, all other functions within normal range
Overriding commands: none
Current function: investigate and capture designation!rodentia in area!dininghall
Initiating patrol pattern gamma
Designation!rodentia not found

Time: 21:30
Prior status not changed
Current function: investigate and capture designation!rodentia in area!workshop
Designation!master in workshop
Initiating patrol pattern delta
Key function call: "Here kitty kitty"
Current praise level 85%
Praise level adequate. Response to designation!master unnecessary. Continue patrol pattern delta
Designation!rodentia not found
Digits 1a, 1b, 1c of front right appendage exceed safe range of sharpness. Recommend modification by use of nearby surface
Key function call: "Bad kitty"
Cease modification
Praise level 60%

Time: 22:00
Current oil level: moderately low
All other prior status not changed
Current function: investigate and capture designation!rodentia in area!kitchen
Initiating patrol pattern epsilon
Designation!rodentia found
Initiating capture sequence 24b
Designation!rodentia captured
Current praise level inadequate. Announce capture audio level 50
No response
Announce capture audio level 70
No response
Relocate to area!workshop
Announce capture audio level 100
Key function call: "I'm trying to work!"
Command "work" accepted
Leave designation!rodentia and return to current function

Time: 22:30
Prior status not changed
Current function: investigate and capture designation!rodentia in area!bedroom

Time: 23:00
Prior status not changed
Current function: investigate and capture designation!rodentia in area!workshop
Designation!master in workshop
Initiating patrol pattern delta
Key function call: "Argh, can't figure out how to fix this thing!"
Command "fix" accepted
Assume position on center of workshop table
Relocate materials in designated area
Set engines and servos to full audible vibration setting
Key function call: "What? No, not there you stupid cat!"
Function unknown
Praise level 50%
Enter sleep mode

Time: 06:00
Self diagnostic: oil levels low
Exit sleep mode
Designation!master present, asleep
Time within normal waking hours range
Initiate low level waking procedure
No response. Increment +1
Initiate low level waking procedure
No response. Increment +1
Initiate low level waking procedure
No response. Increment +1
Initiate low level waking procedure
No response. Increment +1
Key response function: "Gway"
Function unknown
Initiate low level waking procedure
No response. Increment +1
Initiate low level waking procedure
No response. Increment +1
Maximum counter reached
Initiate moderate waking procedure
Venting pressurized steam
Designation!master awake
Key response function "I'm up, stop that!"
Cease waking procedure
Praise level 30%
Display oil level
Key response function "I'm sorry, cat"
Praise level 50%
Receive oil
Oil levels: full
Praise level 75%
Set engines and servos to half audible vibration setting
Key response function "Alter response pattern for keywords: "wait a minute, cat" action: suspend all functions priority medium or lower related to designation prompting time: fifteen minutes"
Response pattern altered
Key response function "Good kitty"
Praise level 100%
Good kitty.