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INT. TARDIS - “EVENING” - MULTI STORY LIBRARY .
After spending the last three days running around a planet and ultimately saving the local populace, the Fam is relaxing.

Graham has convinced the Doctor, to join them in the library. Ryan is reading about ‘Planetary Architecture in the 50th Century’, Yaz is reading the ‘History of Policing the 30th Century and Beyond’. Graham is reading a travel book ‘50 Must See Destinations this side of the Known Universe’. The Doctor sits surrounded by several stacks of books, and unfortunately for the Fam only has one book not read left.

THE DOCTOR
(Closing her book)
Graham, so you found a place you want to see?
(Jumping up, heading toward exit and the console room)
Let’s go, where to? If you haven’t found one, I know the perfect pla….

YAZ
(Interrupting)
Doctor, since Graham and I aren’t going with you and Ryan, could you take us to see what The Library looks like after it's built?

THE DOCTOR
No, no, I can’t take you to it now.
But I could take you to opening day, maybe, not into the Library though, might be there; but above, that way you can see both The Library and the Doctor Moon.

INT. TARDIS - “EVENING” - CONSOLE ROOM
The fam is over waiting by the doors, and the Doctor is at the center console.

THE DOCTOR
There, that should do it.
(opens the door controls)
Go ahead and have a look.

GRAHAM
(Peers out of the doors)
Hey Doc, this doesn't look right!
Did you mean to land us on the darkside of this place?

EXT. PLANET - “MORNING”.
Graham and the rest of the FAM walk out of the TARDIS to see a planet that is clearly in the middle of night time, however has enough artificial illumination to make it seem like the day. The Doctor is the last one to leave the TARDIS.

THE DOCTOR
(Turns in a circle, clearly recognizing where she is)
Oh, can’t be here!
Fam, Come on back i….

WOMAN
(In shadows near a ‘shed’)
Well would you look at what just appeared in my back garden,
Trespassers, you’d better not still be here when my husband gets home!

During the following exchange the FAM looks on perplexed.

THE DOCTOR
Right, yes, yes, we were just leaving,
took a wrong turn at the all night Bazaar.
We’ll be right out of your hair.

WOMAN
Oh, you like my hair?
It’s the prepare to crash a grand opening you weren’t invited to style, care to join?

THE DOCTOR
Normally, I would say yes, of course,
but I can’t stay River, raincheck?

RIVER
(Steps in to light)
You don’t even know where, think it over at least.
Oh and You needn’t worry about my husband,
he’s out shopping with his mum,
I expect they’ll be hours.
I was thinking perception filter,
So I wouldn't attract anyone’s attention.
That I wasn’t supposed to have,
say from someone that knows me?
Would also hate to turn up on security footage 100 years before I was there.

YAZ realizing she was right, starts to smile.

THE DOCTOR
You know, me?

RIVER
Of Course, Always.

THE DOCTOR
Ha! No you don...wait who do you think I am?

RIVER
Why, you are my second wife…..

THE DOCTOR
Your sec....you said I reminded you of your second wife.

RIVER
I did. Funnily enough, you remind me of my husband.
You did just park the TARDIS in my garden.

THE DOCTOR
(Spins around and looks back at it)
Yes, Right.
(Turns back and steps closer to River)
So, before though, you knew the whole time?
That he was me? That I’m us?

RIVER
Always, Sweetie.

XX

THE DOCTOR
Did Nardole know?

RIVER
Gosh No!
I gave him enough information and directions that he would get to you,
although I was half worried he would show up with the actual surgeon at my doorstep.