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The Ultimate Trainwreck

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Literal Legend has named the chat Honorary 4/20.

11:21 A.M.

Maeggy Naeggy: hey Hiro!!

Maeggy Naeggy: @weedman

weedman: what's up?

Maeggy Naeggy: HEHE

Maeggy Naeggy: GOOO!!!!!

several people are typing...

Moral Compass: Happy Birthday, Yasuhiro!

Purple People Eater Victim: Happy extraction day :)

Donut Day: happy birthday dude!!!!!!!! ♡☆♡☆♡☆♡

The Alpha and The Omega: Glorious day!!!! 

Sakura Ogami: happy birthday, hiro.


doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: im comin over dude were gonna PARTY

weedman: hell yeah bro!!!!!!!

weedman: actually any of you guys can come over if you wanna i got nothin to do and was makin stuff to eat but i can always make more

Maeggy Naeggy: oooh!! what're you making?

weedman: brownies

Moral Compass: .

Moral Compass: Would you mind listing the ingredients?

weedman: dude look at my nickname what do you think is in these

Moral Compass: Don't offer us those confections, Hiro!

weedman: id make you guys clean ones dont get it twisted

weedman: god knows if I'd remember to label them but I'd sure as hell try 

weedman: anyways Leon's here gtg

weedman: I'll leave the door unlocked feel free to walk on in whenever

2:09 P.M.

weedman: heyyyyyy uh so

weedman: forgot to tell Taka which batch of brownies were clean

cornboy: am i gonna need to murder a bitch today

weedman: forget I said anything

cornboy: if taka is high ud better fuckin tell me

weedman: nahhhhhhhhh he's kinda just

weedman: well right now he's napping

cornboy: was he high b4

weedman: can i plead the fifth

cornboy: thats not how this works

cornboy: who all is over there anyways

weedman: me Leon Taka Hina Sakura Sayaka Makoto and Byakuya

weedman: idk how eggy convinced leggy to come with him but

Byakuya Togami: It was on my own volition. Put down your phone, this is your party and Sayaka and Hina just left to get the cake.

weedman: oh shit really??????

weedman: sweet

P-P-P-Poker Face: I don't understand why Taka would eat the brownies when he was the one concerned about their... purity

Not a Legend: who knows.

Not a Legend: im just hoping shit doesnt hit the fan.

Not a Legend: remember what happened at chihiros bday party?

P-P-P-Poker Face: Didn't Junko get drunk?

Not a Legend: unfortunately.

Not a Legend: and she almost had her finger lobbed off by a kid in class 77 because she put her hand down on his chopping board as a joke while he was making chihiro a snack.

Not a Legend: and then she passed out in the middle of chihiros dorm kyoko accidentally stepped on her and she fell into mikan...

Not a Legend: big fucking mess.

P-P-P-Poker Face: God I would kill to have a video of that

Not a Legend: i think the redhead in 77 has pictures.

P-P-P-Poker Face: I know what I'll be doing for the next few minutes

P-P-P-Poker Face: Actually...

P-P-P-Poker Face: @The Alpha and The Omega

P-P-P-Poker Face: Could you contact the girl in the Photography club and ask for the pictures in question for me?

The Alpha and The Omega: Miss Koizumi?

The Alpha and The Omega: Of course! \(≧▽≦)/

The Alpha and The Omega: Give me just a few moments.

2:34 P.M.

The Alpha and The Omega: All done! She said she would print them out for you and drop them off at your dorm later, Miss Ludenberg!

P-P-P-Poker Face: Delightful

P-P-P-Poker Face: Oh no

P-P-P-Poker Face: Do I hear shouting?

Not a Legend: did junko escape?

Not a Legend: fuck. shes not in her room.

☆☆Princess☆☆: Help!!!!!!!! She got into an argument with Byakuya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a Legend: oh my fucking god.

Not a Legend: honestly just let him tear into her i cannot give any less of a fuck at this point.

☆☆Princess☆☆: Oh!!!

☆☆Princess☆☆: Okay! ♡

2:42 P.M.

Mukuro Ikusaba: MAKOTO.

Makoto Naegi: I SAW!!!!!!!!!

Makoto Naegi: ohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD!!!!!!!

Mukuro Ikusaba: im tempted to come over now to hang out with her.

Makoto Naegi: do it!!!!!!!!!!!

Makoto Naegi: she and Leon are hanging out and chatting rn but he looks like he needs a nap

Mukuro Ikusaba: omw.

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3:02 P.M.

Literal Legend: ohbhmmyyyyygoodffdddd

Literal Legend: it was just a JOEK!!!!!!

Literal Legend: JOKE!!!!!!!!!

Maeggy Naeggy: you called Byakuya a "stuck-up loser who just needs to let loose and allow himself some sweet vag"

Maeggy Naeggy: and then you ate five of Hiro's pot brownies because you "wanted to spite god"

Literal Legend: A JOKEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Maeggy Naeggy: anyways,,,

Maeggy Naeggy: thank you for taking her back to her dorm Mukuro!!

Not a Legend: no problem...

Not a Legend: ill be back soon.

☆☆Princess☆☆: We'll be waiting!! ^u^

Not a Legend: actually.

Not a Legend: sayaka could u meet me at my place real quick?

☆☆Princess☆☆: Yessss! Of course!!!

Not a Legend: ill be there in five minutes.

3:07 P.M.

Makoto Naegi: ARE YOU GONNA?!?!?!?!

Mukuro Ikusaba: i have to shes making me blush and i really want to give her a hug.


Makoto Naegi: tell me how it goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mukuro Ikusaba: ofc.

3:23 P.M.

Mukuro Ikusaba: :)

Makoto Naegi: OH??

Mukuro Ikusaba: she kissed me.


Mukuro Ikusaba: im checking on junko again but well be there in a few.

Mukuro Ikusaba: im so happy right now i think i could die.

Makoto Naegi: I'm so bubbly rn!!!!!!!!! This is literally the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3:26 P.M.

weedman: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

weedman: do i see you two holdin hands?????

Not a Legend: :)

weedman: hell yeah man gj

Literal Legend: WHHHAAATAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!


Not a Legend: maybe u couldve if u werent high off ur fucking rocker.

Not a Legend: go take a nap.

3:28 P.M.

Leon Kuwata: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude wtf my game was so smoooooooth :(

Makoto Naegi: oh with Sayaka?

Makoto Naegi: she and Mukuro have definitely had something there for a while, sorry dude

Leon Kuwata: hnnnng

Leon Kuwata: well im not gonna be an asshole about it

Leon Kuwata: ill live i didnt really like her that much anyways

Leon Kuwata: is byakuya okay he looks like

Leon Kuwata: stressed

Makoto Naegi: he looks fine to me???

Leon Kuwata: he keeps lookin over at me whats his deal

Makoto Naegi: you're high as hell dude, he's probably just making sure you're not about to square up with him

Makoto Naegi: plus he got a bit sick yesterday so he's not feeling the best :(

Leon Kuwata: oh yuck whys he here then

Makoto Naegi: would you look at that Sayaka's calling me bye bye

Leon Kuwata: wh

Leon Kuwata: dude dont think i wont get up and come find you whatre you hiding

3:34 P.M.

Makoto Naegi: Byakuya you need to leave, Leon's getting suspicious!!!!

Byakuya Togami: Nonsense, he's got his head buried in his phone.

Makoto Naegi: stop looking at him so much!!!!!!!!!!!!

Byakuya Togami: Why?

Byakuya Togami: He's cute, and I'm going to look at him if I please.

Makoto Naegi: hdhfhrhfjdjf

Makoto Naegi: just be careful,,,,,,,

Byakuya Togami: What all did you tell him?

Makoto Naegi: I told him you felt icky yesterday

Makoto Naegi: speaking of which, Teruteru says thank you for enjoying the soup!!!

Byakuya Togami: Makoto, I say this with the most tranquility I can muster, but why would you say that?

Makoto Naegi: sorrryyyyyyy,,,, he said you didnt look good and I didn't wanna lie to him!!!!!

Byakuya Togami: I think I'm going to leave soon.

Makoto Naegi: okayyyyyyy bye bye

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3:56 P.M.

cornboy: is taka awake yet

weedman: nah he's still conked the hell out

weedman: mostly everyone's left, now it's just me, Leon, and Makoto

weedman: and Taka but he's asleep, duh

cornboy: great

cornboy: hiro u wanna come on a bike ride w me

cornboy: a lil zoomin as a bday present bc im broke and i know u like it

weedman: HELL YEAH 

weedman: gimme just a sec I gotta pull my hair together

weedman: whatre we gonna do w Taka

cornboy: eh jus bring him to my dorm

cornboy: he sleeps over sometimes bc he doesnt wanna be out in the halls at midnight after were done w tutoring so hes used to wakin up over here

weedman: got it

4:45 P.M.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Mondo? How did I get in your room, and where are you?

5:05 P.M.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Mondo? Am I allowed to leave?

5:49 P.M.

Mondo Owada: o ur awake

Mondo Owada: yeah ur allowed to leave why wouldnt u b??????

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I didn't know. I didn't want to be rude.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I've cleaned your dorm.

Mondo Owada: rly

Mondo Owada: thx dude ive been meaning to do that for a while

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No problem.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Also, the sketches of me in this drawing pad are quite accurate. I never knew you could draw.

Mondo Owada: my what

Mondo Owada: fuck how the hell did u find those

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I cleaned your room. Did I not just say that?

Mondo Owada: gah

Mondo Owada: whatever just

Mondo Owada: dont fuck around with anything else its fine ill finish cleaning when i get back

Mondo Owada: leave

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: If you insist. 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Do you mind if I take one of the sketches with me? I quite like them.

Mondo Owada: yeah sure idc

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Thank you! I shall lock the door on my way out.

6:07 P.M.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Mondo's drawn me.

Makoto Naegi: holy crap what??

Leon Kuwata: niiiiiiiiice whats it look like

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: It's certainly not what I would have expected.

Chihiro Fujisaki: does it look nice?? :0

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Oh, absolutely. 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I'm fairly certain he used some more expensive pencils on this, the shading is remarkable.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I'm quite honestly really flattered. I think I'm blushing.

Makoto Naegi: I don't blame you awww

Makoto Naegi: oh shoot Junko's typing this cant be good

Literal Legend has named the chat Fuck Deese Hos

6:09 P.M.


Literal Legend: grrrrr!!!!!!

cornboy: it was his present shut up

Literal Legend: you're so meannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cornboy: shut up

Literal Legend: uggGhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide yourrrrrrr bikeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

cornboy: maam u sound like a toddler

Literal Legend: uughghtjggjjj where the fuck is MIKAN I need PAINKILLER my head HURTS

cornboy: idk lmao

P-P-P-Poker Face: Shut up and look at these beautiful images

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Purple People Eater Victim: I

Purple People Eater Victim: Where did you get those??? I look like an idiot

Purple People Eater Victim: Celestia, I can see you're still online

Purple People Eater Victim: Of course as soon as I say that she goes offline

Purple People Eater Victim: She's lucky she's my friend

Maeggy Naeggy: why??

Purple People Eater Victim: Because if she wasn't she'd be as good as dead :)

Maeggy Naeggy: KYOKO I-

Purple People Eater Victim: I feel my emotions are justified

Purple People Eater Victim: Are you still joining the Forensics Club for dinner tonight, Makoto?

Maeggy Naeggy: oh yeah!!! sorry ill be right there kyoko!!

weedman: and they say im always late