Literal Legend has named the chat Honorary 4/20.
Maeggy Naeggy: hey Hiro!!
Maeggy Naeggy: @weedman
weedman: what's up?
Maeggy Naeggy: HEHE
Maeggy Naeggy: GOOO!!!!!
several people are typing...
Moral Compass: Happy Birthday, Yasuhiro!
Purple People Eater Victim: Happy extraction day :)
Donut Day: happy birthday dude!!!!!!!! ♡☆♡☆♡☆♡
The Alpha and The Omega: Glorious day!!!!
Sakura Ogami: happy birthday, hiro.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: im comin over dude were gonna PARTY
weedman: hell yeah bro!!!!!!!
weedman: actually any of you guys can come over if you wanna i got nothin to do and was makin stuff to eat but i can always make more
Maeggy Naeggy: oooh!! what're you making?
Moral Compass: .
Moral Compass: Would you mind listing the ingredients?
weedman: dude look at my nickname what do you think is in these
Moral Compass: Don't offer us those confections, Hiro!
weedman: id make you guys clean ones dont get it twisted
weedman: god knows if I'd remember to label them but I'd sure as hell try
weedman: anyways Leon's here gtg
weedman: I'll leave the door unlocked feel free to walk on in whenever
weedman: heyyyyyy uh so
weedman: forgot to tell Taka which batch of brownies were clean
cornboy: am i gonna need to murder a bitch today
weedman: forget I said anything
cornboy: if taka is high ud better fuckin tell me
weedman: nahhhhhhhhh he's kinda just
weedman: well right now he's napping
cornboy: was he high b4
weedman: can i plead the fifth
cornboy: thats not how this works
cornboy: who all is over there anyways
weedman: me Leon Taka Hina Sakura Sayaka Makoto and Byakuya
weedman: idk how eggy convinced leggy to come with him but
Byakuya Togami: It was on my own volition. Put down your phone, this is your party and Sayaka and Hina just left to get the cake.
weedman: oh shit really??????
P-P-P-Poker Face: I don't understand why Taka would eat the brownies when he was the one concerned about their... purity
Not a Legend: who knows.
Not a Legend: im just hoping shit doesnt hit the fan.
Not a Legend: remember what happened at chihiros bday party?
P-P-P-Poker Face: Didn't Junko get drunk?
Not a Legend: unfortunately.
Not a Legend: and she almost had her finger lobbed off by a kid in class 77 because she put her hand down on his chopping board as a joke while he was making chihiro a snack.
Not a Legend: and then she passed out in the middle of chihiros dorm kyoko accidentally stepped on her and she fell into mikan...
Not a Legend: big fucking mess.
P-P-P-Poker Face: God I would kill to have a video of that
Not a Legend: i think the redhead in 77 has pictures.
P-P-P-Poker Face: I know what I'll be doing for the next few minutes
P-P-P-Poker Face: Actually...
P-P-P-Poker Face: @The Alpha and The Omega
P-P-P-Poker Face: Could you contact the girl in the Photography club and ask for the pictures in question for me?
The Alpha and The Omega: Miss Koizumi?
The Alpha and The Omega: Of course! ＼(≧▽≦)／
The Alpha and The Omega: Give me just a few moments.
The Alpha and The Omega: All done! She said she would print them out for you and drop them off at your dorm later, Miss Ludenberg!
P-P-P-Poker Face: Delightful
P-P-P-Poker Face: Oh no
P-P-P-Poker Face: Do I hear shouting?
Not a Legend: did junko escape?
Not a Legend: fuck. shes not in her room.
☆☆Princess☆☆: Help!!!!!!!! She got into an argument with Byakuya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not a Legend: oh my fucking god.
Not a Legend: honestly just let him tear into her i cannot give any less of a fuck at this point.
☆☆Princess☆☆: Okay! ♡
Mukuro Ikusaba: MAKOTO.
Makoto Naegi: I SAW!!!!!!!!!
Makoto Naegi: ohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD!!!!!!!
Mukuro Ikusaba: im tempted to come over now to hang out with her.
Makoto Naegi: do it!!!!!!!!!!!
Makoto Naegi: she and Leon are hanging out and chatting rn but he looks like he needs a nap
Mukuro Ikusaba: omw.
Literal Legend: ohbhmmyyyyygoodffdddd
Literal Legend: it was just a JOEK!!!!!!
Literal Legend: JOKE!!!!!!!!!
Maeggy Naeggy: you called Byakuya a "stuck-up loser who just needs to let loose and allow himself some sweet vag"
Maeggy Naeggy: and then you ate five of Hiro's pot brownies because you "wanted to spite god"
Literal Legend: A JOKEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Maeggy Naeggy: anyways,,,
Maeggy Naeggy: thank you for taking her back to her dorm Mukuro!!
Not a Legend: no problem...
Not a Legend: ill be back soon.
☆☆Princess☆☆: We'll be waiting!! ^u^
Not a Legend: actually.
Not a Legend: sayaka could u meet me at my place real quick?
☆☆Princess☆☆: Yessss! Of course!!!
Not a Legend: ill be there in five minutes.
Makoto Naegi: ARE YOU GONNA?!?!?!?!
Mukuro Ikusaba: i have to shes making me blush and i really want to give her a hug.
Makoto Naegi: HEHEHEHEHEHE
Makoto Naegi: tell me how it goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mukuro Ikusaba: ofc.
Mukuro Ikusaba: :)
Makoto Naegi: OH??
Mukuro Ikusaba: she kissed me.
Makoto Naegi: AWWWWWWWWWWW
Mukuro Ikusaba: im checking on junko again but well be there in a few.
Mukuro Ikusaba: im so happy right now i think i could die.
Makoto Naegi: I'm so bubbly rn!!!!!!!!! This is literally the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
weedman: do i see you two holdin hands?????
Not a Legend: :)
weedman: hell yeah man gj
Literal Legend: WHHHAAATAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
Literal Legend: WHAY THE FUCK MUKRUIO I WANNA SEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Not a Legend: maybe u couldve if u werent high off ur fucking rocker.
Not a Legend: go take a nap.
Leon Kuwata: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude wtf my game was so smoooooooth :(
Makoto Naegi: oh with Sayaka?
Makoto Naegi: she and Mukuro have definitely had something there for a while, sorry dude
Leon Kuwata: hnnnng
Leon Kuwata: well im not gonna be an asshole about it
Leon Kuwata: ill live i didnt really like her that much anyways
Leon Kuwata: is byakuya okay he looks like
Leon Kuwata: stressed
Makoto Naegi: he looks fine to me???
Leon Kuwata: he keeps lookin over at me whats his deal
Makoto Naegi: you're high as hell dude, he's probably just making sure you're not about to square up with him
Makoto Naegi: plus he got a bit sick yesterday so he's not feeling the best :(
Leon Kuwata: oh yuck whys he here then
Makoto Naegi: would you look at that Sayaka's calling me bye bye
Leon Kuwata: wh
Leon Kuwata: dude dont think i wont get up and come find you whatre you hiding
Makoto Naegi: Byakuya you need to leave, Leon's getting suspicious!!!!
Byakuya Togami: Nonsense, he's got his head buried in his phone.
Makoto Naegi: stop looking at him so much!!!!!!!!!!!!
Byakuya Togami: Why?
Byakuya Togami: He's cute, and I'm going to look at him if I please.
Makoto Naegi: hdhfhrhfjdjf
Makoto Naegi: just be careful,,,,,,,
Byakuya Togami: What all did you tell him?
Makoto Naegi: I told him you felt icky yesterday
Makoto Naegi: speaking of which, Teruteru says thank you for enjoying the soup!!!
Byakuya Togami: Makoto, I say this with the most tranquility I can muster, but why would you say that?
Makoto Naegi: sorrryyyyyyy,,,, he said you didnt look good and I didn't wanna lie to him!!!!!
Byakuya Togami: I think I'm going to leave soon.
Makoto Naegi: okayyyyyyy bye bye
cornboy: is taka awake yet
weedman: nah he's still conked the hell out
weedman: mostly everyone's left, now it's just me, Leon, and Makoto
weedman: and Taka but he's asleep, duh
cornboy: hiro u wanna come on a bike ride w me
cornboy: a lil zoomin as a bday present bc im broke and i know u like it
weedman: HELL YEAH
weedman: gimme just a sec I gotta pull my hair together
weedman: whatre we gonna do w Taka
cornboy: eh jus bring him to my dorm
cornboy: he sleeps over sometimes bc he doesnt wanna be out in the halls at midnight after were done w tutoring so hes used to wakin up over here
weedman: got it
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Mondo? How did I get in your room, and where are you?
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Mondo? Am I allowed to leave?
Mondo Owada: o ur awake
Mondo Owada: yeah ur allowed to leave why wouldnt u b??????
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I didn't know. I didn't want to be rude.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I've cleaned your dorm.
Mondo Owada: rly
Mondo Owada: thx dude ive been meaning to do that for a while
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No problem.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Also, the sketches of me in this drawing pad are quite accurate. I never knew you could draw.
Mondo Owada: my what
Mondo Owada: fuck how the hell did u find those
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I cleaned your room. Did I not just say that?
Mondo Owada: gah
Mondo Owada: whatever just
Mondo Owada: dont fuck around with anything else its fine ill finish cleaning when i get back
Mondo Owada: leave
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: If you insist.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Do you mind if I take one of the sketches with me? I quite like them.
Mondo Owada: yeah sure idc
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Thank you! I shall lock the door on my way out.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Mondo's drawn me.
Makoto Naegi: holy crap what??
Leon Kuwata: niiiiiiiiice whats it look like
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: It's certainly not what I would have expected.
Chihiro Fujisaki: does it look nice?? :0
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Oh, absolutely.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I'm fairly certain he used some more expensive pencils on this, the shading is remarkable.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I'm quite honestly really flattered. I think I'm blushing.
Makoto Naegi: I don't blame you awww
Makoto Naegi: oh shoot Junko's typing this cant be good
Literal Legend has named the chat Fuck Deese Hos
Literal Legend: cant BELIEVEEEEE YOU GUYS DIDN'T INVITE ME TO RIDE ON THE STUPID BIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Literal Legend: grrrrr!!!!!!
cornboy: it was his present shut up
Literal Legend: you're so meannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cornboy: shut up
Literal Legend: uggGhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide yourrrrrrr bikeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
cornboy: maam u sound like a toddler
Literal Legend: uughghtjggjjj where the fuck is MIKAN I need PAINKILLER my head HURTS
cornboy: idk lmao
P-P-P-Poker Face: Shut up and look at these beautiful images
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Purple People Eater Victim: I
Purple People Eater Victim: Where did you get those??? I look like an idiot
Purple People Eater Victim: Celestia, I can see you're still online
Purple People Eater Victim: Of course as soon as I say that she goes offline
Purple People Eater Victim: She's lucky she's my friend
Maeggy Naeggy: why??
Purple People Eater Victim: Because if she wasn't she'd be as good as dead :)
Maeggy Naeggy: KYOKO I-
Purple People Eater Victim: I feel my emotions are justified
Purple People Eater Victim: Are you still joining the Forensics Club for dinner tonight, Makoto?
Maeggy Naeggy: oh yeah!!! sorry ill be right there kyoko!!
weedman: and they say im always late