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The Ultimate Trainwreck

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12:48 P.M.

Junko Enoshima has started a group chat. Say hi!

Aoi Asahina: what is this????

Kyoko Kirigiri: Oh no

Junko Enoshima has named the chat BEST CLASS LMAO.

Literal Legend has changed sixteen nicknames.

weedman: dude i just woke up what the heck is this

Literal Legend: Shut up!!!!!!!!! Oh my god isnt it obvious!!!!!!!

Literal Legend: Its a group chat for all of us, isnt that fun?!?!?!?!!!!

RICH BOY BITCH BOY: I'm not staying here.

RICH BOY BITCH BOY has left the chat.

Literal Legend added Byakuya Togami to the chat.

Literal Legend has changed one nickname.

RICH BOY BITCH BOY: I know where you live, Junko.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: heeeeeeey yalllll 

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: wait dude what the fresh hell is my nickname

Weeaperv: It's better than mine...

The Alpha and The Omega has changed one nickname.

The Alpha and The Omega: There we go! Nothing shall thwart my image! (*¯︶¯*)

Literal Legend: oh my gooooddddd none of you guys are on!!!!!!!!!!

Literal Legend: @everuome

Literal Legend: fuck!

Literal Legend: @everyone

cornboy: pft just saw this sorry

cornboy: dont ever fuckin ping me again got that

NOFUCKINGRUNNING: Language, classmate!


NOFUCKINGRUNNING: It seems my name has been compromised for the worse, how do I change it?

Maeggy Naeggy: check the settings for the chat, Taka!!!


Purple People Eater Victim: May I ask what the point was to creating this?

NOFUCKINGRUNNING: Makoto, please text me directly, I require assistance with the technology.

Maeggy Naeggy: okay~!!

Literal Legend: just for fun!!!!!!!! we didnt have a group chat and, like, everyone else has one!!!! now we can have juicy class gossip about all the other losers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple People Eater Victim: Why am I not surprised..?

☆☆Princess☆☆: hey guys!!!!

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: u gave the only accurate nickname to her?

Literal Legend: excuse you!!! I know for a FACT that I'm a fuckin legend!!!!!!!!! and we all know that pubic hair falls out when you dye it soooooooooo answer the fuckin question!!!

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: why dont u find out urself pussy

Literal Legend: cuz you're gay asf ;)

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: fuck u no im not!

Purple People Eater Victim: Leon, she's just instigating you

Purple People Eater Victim: How has everyone's day been?

Donut Day: Great!!!!!!!!!! I just got done doing some laps with Sakura hehee!!!! :)

idkwhattonicknameyou: ^^^. now we are going to get something to eat. would anyone like for us to get something for them?

Sakura Ogami has changed one nickname.

Angel: would you mind picking me up whatever you're having,,,,,? :)

Angel: it's Chihiro, btw!!!

Sakura Ogami: yes, of course.


Literal Legend: where's my fucking sister

Literal Legend: @Not a Legend

Not a Legend: what do u want

Literal Legend: i saw you standing real close to Sayaka yesterday!!!!

☆☆Princess☆☆: We were listening to music :)

Literal Legend: my sister?? Listening to music with an adorable girl and standin real close and blushing???????????

Not a Legend: im going to kill u

Literal Legend: no you won't!!!

Literal Legend: annnnnyways............ who else has juicy gossip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Alpha and The Omega: I saw Mr. Naegi hanging out with one of the upperclassmen!

The Alpha and The Omega: Young love~!

Moral Compass has changed one nickname.

Maeggy Naeggy: what??

Maeggy Naeggy: do u mean Hinata?? he's dating Komaeda and Chiaki and I don't have a crush on anyone???????

The Alpha and The Omega: ...

The Alpha and The Omega: That's what they all say~~~~~

Maeggy Naeggy: ????????????

Maeggy Naeggy: Hifumi I think I know myself pretty well.......

Moral Compass: He also knows technology quite well! Thank you for the assistance, Makoto!

Maeggy Naeggy: no problem!! :)

Hermit: Oh good God, what the hell is this..?

Hermit: I don't like talking to you all; you're too chaotic...

RICH BOY BITCH BOY: I hate to agree with whoever sent that, but you all belong in the loony bin with Toko.

Hermit: I'm not crazy!

RICH BOY BITCH BOY: Ugh, of course I agreed with you. Just my luck.

Hermit: You still agreed with me, though..! :)

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: smoochy smoochy

RICH BOY BITCH BOY: Don't make me add you to my hit list, Leon.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: do it pussy im not afraid of u

cornboy: ur not comin to my dorm

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: fuck okay maybe im a lil scared now


doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: .

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: im so fucking dead that was so ominous goodbye yall

P-P-P-Poker Face: How tragic

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: bitch

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: ill fuck with ur tea dont think i wont

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: u like salt in it???

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: FUKC.SOMRONES KMOCKIGN ON MY DOOR

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: TAKA HRLP MR

Moral Compass: I am, unfortunately, across the school at this point in time.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: MUKRUO??????????

Not a Legend: ditto.

Not a Legend: plus u brought this upon urself and it's kinda hilarious.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: im so fucking dead

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: does byakubitch know how to pick locks

RICH BOY BITCH BOY: Thank you for reminding me that the replacement unpickable locks failed to get shipped in before the start of this year.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: HE KNOSW HOWTOFUCKIGNP ICK LOCKS

Angel: f

☆☆Princess☆☆: F

weedman: f

Maeggy Naeggy: F!

The Alpha and The Omega: F. (´-ω-`)

cornboy: f

cornboy: you want me to bust his teeth in?

Moral Compass: NO!

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: yes pls hes being slow thank fuck

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: ISPOEK TOO SOON

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: MODNO

cornboy: coming

Moral Compass: NO!!!!!

Literal Legend: ooooh!!!!!!!! fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral Compass: NO FIGHTING.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: MONDO WALK FASYER HE FOUFB ME

Angel: i'll get started with his obituary.

☆☆Princess☆☆: I hear Leon screaming from down the hall,,

☆☆Princess☆☆: Oh, wait?

☆☆Princess☆☆: I think Byakuya just got decked.. or thrown one of the two lol


Maeggy Naeggy: they won't hurt me, dw! :)

☆☆Princess☆☆: Please,,,,,

1:24 P.M.

Maeggy Naeggy: all done!!

Maeggy Naeggy: Byakuya was thrown and was threatening to sue but I think I talked common sense into him!!

RICH BOY BITCH BOY has left the chat.

Maeggy Naeggy: :(

Literal Legend added Byakuya Togami to the chat.

Literal Legend locked the chat.

Byakuya Togami: I'm blocking all of you.

Literal Legend: you do that!!!! anyways I got it alllll on camera!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literal Legend: rules boy came outta fuckin nowhere and gave us all detention but ;)

Literal Legend: soooooo worth it!!!!!!!!!

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: kyoko pls dont tell ur dad that byakubitch got yeeted and made a dent in my wall

Purple People Eater Victim: I'll keep it hush hush if you do your homework on your own

Purple People Eater Victim: And if you refrain from pissing people off.

doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: ugh but byakuyas fun to mess with

Purple People Eater Victim: The only way you got out of that alive was because Mondo was your bodyguard

P-P-P-Poker Face: She's got a point

P-P-P-Poker Face: Although, I'd love to see you begging him for mercy, it'd show just how much of an idiot you are~

Sakura Ogami: chihiro, I apologize. what would you like, again?

Angel: just whatever you guys are having is fine! <3

Sakura Ogami: as you wish.

Sakura Ogami: we'll be back on campus in a few minutes.

Angel: okay~! thank you guys again ily <3

Donut Day: No problem, hun!! ♡

2:32 P.M.

Byakuya Togami has made a chat. Welcome!

Byakuya Togami: One of you has to go and fetch me medicine for my head.

Mondo Oowada: kinda in the middle of taka tutor time

Leon Kuwata: cant im jacking off

Byakuya Togami: Vile.


Byakuya Togami: Then go and get me pain medicine.

Byakuya Togami: I don't care whether it's from the upperclassman Nurse or from the Nurse's Office.

Leon Kuwata: fuck u

Byakuya Togami: No comment. Go.

Byakuya Togami: Otherwise I will be telling Jin about the hole in the wall.

Leon Kuwata: BITCH

Leon Kuwata: ugh fine u want motrin

Byakuya Togami: Anything is fine. Go. Now.

Leon Kuwata: bitch