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July's A Hellshow This Year

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It has been two years since the incident with the pods, program, and executions and banning from this blog of Scooby Doo, Disney, Breakdown, Being Ian, Rick and Steve, Code Monkeys, Itadaki Seikei, Kuro no Kyoushitsu, Ice Age, Word Party, Gary the Rat, Killer Bean, MadWorld, Frances, The Nutshack, Fleabag Monkeyface and Planters Peanuts. Nothing much has happened since then, other than Mitchell graduating.

This takes us to Mitchell laying at his appartment, staring at a bunch of games and movies he had laying around, which he got years ago. He was also watching his mom's dogs, Waffles and Piper. He lit his copies of Madworld, Breakdown, Vampire Vixen and Code Monkeys on fire that morning in solidarity with the victims of those horrible people's attacks.

"What to do with these, what to do with these.", he said to himself.

He was planning on selling them to the game store at the mall, but something unexpected happened. The characters from those media ambushed his house and knocked him out.

When he woke up, he saw that the movies and games were gone. He was also happy the dogs were unharmed and still there. There was also a note on the table. It said:

"Mitchell, we know what you did to our family. It was not okay, they were just killing for fun. They didn't mean anything bad. We knew what you were trying to do to us as well, selling us back. Not cool, bruh. Anyway, meet us at this address."

He knew something was up. He needed to keep this a matter just between him and them. The address was at Chuck E Cheese, hopefully no one else is there. He grabbed his bike and rode it there since it was only a mile away. The dogs followed him. When he got there, he saw something that wasn't pretty.

Some people he knew were all tied up to the booths and chairs and had ductape over their mouths. It was Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Kiryu, Majima, Yagami, Mitsuru, Akihiko, Yusuke, Futaba, AVGN, Spike, Speedwagon, Joseph, Caesar, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Travis, Taka, Chiaki, Kaede, Gundham, Kenny, X and Zero that were captured. Mitchell also noticed that there were no customers or workers, or Caillou getting grounded for being there there. The arcade machines were all turned off, so he couldn't play Let's Go Jungle. The TVs were also turned off, so he wouldn't have to see weird cartoons they usually show at CEC. There was also a note telling Mitch not to help them or the restaurant would blow up.

"I'm so sorry guys, I'll help you as soon as I can.", he told them.

The animatronics were all on the ground crushed up, maybe Yagami could use the materials for drone racing. But the curtains went down for about a minute or so. An ugly scenery awaited him.

It was those people that called for him. It was Captain Novolin, Packy and Marlon, Bronkie the Bronchiosaurus, Rex Ronan Experimental Surgeon, Yvon of the Yukon, Trane from Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure, Dr. Muto, Liz, Joe and the whole Larson family from Committed, Pecola, VJ, Trina and Weiner from Hoop Dogz, Angelino and Vinz from MFKZ, Eric Feeble from Stressed Eric, Rocket: Robot on Wheels, Jack and Marcus from NARC on the Xbox, Freddy Freaker, T'choupi, The Super Duper Sumos, Kyoko, Ryoko, Anzu and Yu Shirakawa and Kuri from Anejiru, Ryouko Makimura, Hitomi Naruse, Kazumi Takayama and Kaname Shinohara from Double Duty Nurses, Mitchell, Becky and Templeton from Strange Hill High, Ah Lang from Duckweed, the guy from 72 Seconds, Jimmy Falcone and his family from Fugget About It, and Kevin Spencer from Kevin Spencer.

"A futanari doctor, a French warrior, a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath, a diabetic superhero, and an incest family and more. My life's freaking weird.", Mitchell said.

"Welcome, Bitchell Gay!!!", they all yelled.

Mitchell just ignored what they called him.

"We are going to throw a special challenge for you, Mitchell. You can fight us all one by one and get through. If you lose to even one of us, say goodbye to all your friends.", Captain Novolin said.

But anyway, peace out, they all said. Everyone kidnapped also vanished as well. Waffles and Pier also defused the bomb there.

Mitchell had no choice but to go plan out everything going on, and report it to the police when he had enough evidence. He also returned the dogs to his family.

Anyone reading this, choose which series I will conquer first. Choose two, please. These are the candidates:

T'choupi
Fugget About It
Anejiru
Double Duty Nurses
NARC
Rocket Robot On Wheels
Kevin Spencer
Strange Hill High
Stressed Eric
72 Seconds
Duckweed
Yvon of the Yukon
Captain Novolin
Rex Ronan
Packy and Marlon
Bronkie Health Hero
Super Duper Sumos
Hoop Dogz
Pecola
Freddy Freaker
Dr Muto
Getting Up
MFKZ
Committed

Don't worry, I'll do them all eventually. This is my Camp NaNoWriMo project for this year.

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Mitchell decided who he wanted to fight first. It was Ah Lang from Duckweed.

Duckweed is some Chinese movie I found on Asiancrush. It's about some NASCAR driver that gets hit by a train being a dumbass. It also kills his dad. I think he goes into a coma. He's then in the 80s I think. He then finds his supposed brother. He also has to fight some guy in an alley, and some vigilante comes to save him. I haven't watched the whole movie, and it was in February.

Anyways, they all sent a letter to Mitchell's house. It said where they'd be if he wanted to fight them. Ah Lang was at downtown Davenport, the same place Goofy went to find Haru. He was at Boozie's. Mitchell never ate there, but his dad and stepmom have. Mitchell then drove there. He then walked into Boozie's. He had to find Ah Lang there. He walked into there. He saw Fuuka, Akiyama and Kazuichi in there pretty panicked. They left immediately.

But he found Ah Lang at a table in the far end of the restaurant eating a burger.

"Mitchell, you're finally here!", Ah Lang said.

"Yep, it took a bit, but I'm here. You ready to fight?", Mitch said to him.

"Yeah, you want any drinks first?", Ah Lang asked him.

"No thanks, I'm underage.", Mitch told him.

They went out to the alley pretty quickly. Let's end this oracle.

Mitchell threw some uppercuts at him. Ah Lang then kicked him in the nuts.

"Disgraceful, don't be like Kaioh Kaku from Baki!", Mitchell yelled.

Ah Lang then pulled out a baseball bat and swung. Mitchell dodged and ran up the wall. Backflip kicking Ah Lang. It also lodged the bat out his hands.

"Why should I be afraid of you?", Ah Lang said.

Ah Lang then went into his car, started it up and drove right towards Mitchell. Mitch jumped and then landed on his car. Ah Lang then started chasing him. Mitchell then tried running away.

"Get back here, you sunnuva bitch!", Ah Lang yelled at Mitchell.

Ah Lang actually hit some innocent people on the way to kill Mitch on purpose. They all died unfortunately, but EMTs came on the scene. Ah Lang then crashed into a wall. Police then came over there and arrested him for hit and run and his involvement in kidnapping those people earlier. They still haven't found their location. They then asked Mitchell some questions, and he told the truth and showed them the notes. They then let him be and he went to Burger King. Thankfully, the police knew who all the culprits were in this escapade, and had Mitchell help. Unfortunately, Date, Naoto, Kyoko and Biscuit Oliva couldn't help. He was thankful that Akoya and Kuroiwa weren't helping though. He ordered two Bacon Kings, what his grandma brought him to school for lunch a couple times in high school.

Mitchell then drove home and crossed Duckweed off his list. It was a very hectic night, but he had so much to still go through. He went to sleep.

23 remaining:

T'choupi
Fugget About It
Captain Novolin
Rex Ronan
Packy and Marlon
Bronkie Health Hero
72 Seconds
Anejiru
Double Duty Nurses
Pecola
MFKZ
Dr Muto
Yvon
Getting Up
Committed
Freddy Freaker

Kevin Spencer

Sumos
Hoop Dogz
NARC
Stressed Eric

Strange Hill High
Rocket Robot on Wheels

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Mitchell got back onto the stage select and chose Double Duty Nurses and Rex Ronan. It's this hentai. It's about this hermaphrodite doctor that's impotent. She develops this drug to help with it and tests it out on her nurses. Some things get erect. Makimura is a sadistic mofo. It's also from the same company that distributed Vampire Vixen, My Sexual Harassment and Level C, Kitty Media. I have some beef it seems. Rex Ronan's about this tobacco company ceo dying and this surgeon shrinks with this spaceship to go inside and cure him. It's a terrible game.

Mitchell had to go to Genesis East. He found a woman that had severe stomach pain. He thought she might have appendicitis. He brought her to the ER. She had to go to the waiting room. Mitchell stayed to make sure she's alright. The doctors called her back. Mitch stayed back. Some other doctors also called him back. Why? He needed to find out.

"So Mr. Kay, you need surgery?", a PSA surgeon told him. It was Rex Ronan, one of the targets. He had to avoid him.

"No thanks.", Mitchell told him.

Rex then grabbed his raygun and aimed it at Mitchell. He dodged the attack. Mitch gave him an uppercut and got him out cold. He had to run, but he wanted to make sure that lady's ok. He went to the front desk and asked.

"Hey, how's Mina Sanobishi doing? I was the one that brought her in? Also, Dr. Ronan literally tried murdering me in there, so I punched him. He's fine, though.", Mitchell told the lady.

"She had appendicitis, and is having emergency surgery. I'll also call the cops for Rex. He's also pretty creepy.", she told him.

The police came and arrested Rex and confiscated his gun. Mitchell then went to sit and relax. He downloaded some SNES ROMs on his phone.

But something unexpected happened. A busty doctor with blue hair, blue eyes, and a getup like Kiryu-Chan sprayed chloroform in his face. Mitchell dozed off.

When he woke up, he was tied to a bed. The same doctor was also there. It was actually Ryouko Makimura, one of the people from Chuck e Cheese.

"You've finally woken up.", Makimura said.

She walked off. Mitchell then wiggled outta the ropes and freed himself, like Miles did with Trager. He then fled from the room. He saw a bunch of nurses and doctors out there, well it's a hospital. He also saw her nurses, since they had different uniforms.

It was her 4 nurses: Takayama, Shinohara, Hitomi and Chika. Mitchell didn't want them seeing him, so he played some real Metal Gear and slid past them. Makimura then saw him and started chasing him. He got in the elevator and went up to the next floor. But they beat him there. They stripped all their clothes off.

But police came there and arrested them for indecent exposure and unethical activity, as well as the kidnappings.

Mina asked the nurses to bring Mitch over, and they did.

"Thank you so much for everything, Mitchell. It means so much. Rex and Makimura got arrested, I heard. I'm thankful because they did horrible things to me."

"No problem, you wanna meet up sometime?", Mitch asked.

"That'd be awesome!", she said.

Mitchell went home and got a much needed rest. He still has more trash to take out.

72 Seconds
T'choupi
MFKZ
Anejiru
Fugget About It
Bronkie
Captain Novolin
Packy and Marlon
Kevin Spencer
Strange Hill
Yvon
Sumos
Hoop Dogz
Getting Up
Dr. Muto
Committed
Rocket
NARC

Pecola
Freddy Freaker
Stressed Eric

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Mitchell decided to do a random, undecided one. It was actually 72 Seconds. It's some korean show I found on Asiancrush. They actually have a pretty underrated library of Asian movies. You should give it a chance. It's on streaming devices, phones, and Samsung Smart TV Plus. 72 Seconds is about this single guy going about his daily life. He seems to be very horny. Some stuff includes his morning routine, a trip to the salon, an elevator ride, and even a restaurant getting shot up. It seems like they had lots of fun making this.

Mitchell went to the mall. He went to Disc Replay. He ran into some guy, though. It was the 72 seconds guy. Mitchell needed to add this to his trophies along with Ah Lang, Rex and Makimura. Tons of pedestrians ran into different stores to separate from those two.

Mitchell is still crap at fighting with little experience, but he's gotten better. Guy, that's what we'll call the 72 seconds guy, stole all the spoons from Whitey's and Dairy Queen and started throwing them at Mitchell. Mitch thought his heat action needed some work.

"This looks like a great blizzard!", Guy said.

Mitchell actually took him down to the food court.

"This is new for my morning routine. Beating up some guy like me.", Guy said.

"No, I don't kidnap people. The people you kidnapped, I love them. But they're not my best friends. Roman, Shari and my real life friends are. But I'll fight for everyone I love!", Mitchell said.

Guy then grabbed out a gun like that restaurant terrorist. Mitchell knocked it outta his hand and put a trash can over it.

"I need to tell my girlfriend about this.", Guy said.

"No, I think you have someone else you need to talk to.", Mitch told him as there were cops next to them. The cops then arrested Guy.

"We also got some more info about this group, Kay. They supposedly work for some huge cult. This maybe real cult also wants you dead.", the cops told Mitchell.

"Well, thanks for telling me. I'll keep a better eye out.", Mitchell said.

Mitchell then cleaned up the trash he spilled, and Guy's spoons. He then got something to eat real quick and left. There were still 19 more groups to take out:

MFKZ
Anejiru
Getting Up
Sumos
NARC
T'choupi
Fugget About It
Captain Novolin
Bronkie
Packy and Marlon
Committed
Strange Hill
Pecola
Dr Muto
Rocket
Kevin Spencer

Yvon

Hoop Dogz
Freddy Freaker
Stressed Eric

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It was time for Mitchell to go to work. He worked at Best Buy, and he was going to college real soon. But some unexpected guests were coming.

Angelino and Vinz from MFKZ stepped in. Anyway, MFKZ is about this kid named Angelino, he lives in Dark Meat City with his friend Vinz. They have police after Angelino for his psychic powers. Great movie on Netflix, like Kengan Ashura and Word Party.

They went up to guess who, Mitchell talking to a customer about how to use the new Chromebook model.

"Do you guys mind?", Mitchell told Angelino and Vinz.

"Yeah, hurry up, ya virgin!", Vinz yelled at him.

"Sorry ma'am, but would you excuse me for a sec?", Mitch politely asked the lady.

"Look, we can take this outside. I don't want this sensitive world to see.", Mitch said.

"Whatever.", Angelino said.

But less than a millisecond later, all of Lino's roaches came into the store.

"Gross, this story's getting a shit review!", a random pedestrian yelled.

"Everyone, get out now! You could die and it's as simple as that!", Mitch yelled into a megaphone. He also helped some of the disabled and elderly out.

"My head's hurting.", Angelino said.

As the roaches terrorized the store, Lino morphed into this blob monster a bit and violently pushed two people at a wall, injuring them. Mitchell got them to safety. Vinz then grabbed a gun.

Mitchell found a supposed vaccine for this condition, because logic and injected Lino. It turned him back to normal. He also deflected Vinz' gun.

The police infiltrated and arrested Lino and Vinz. The roaches were then killed by exterminators.

The store also was glad Mitchell did so much to help, and thanked him.

Mitchell also called his family and friends to tell them he was alright. Not to all come see him and the victims.

Yvon
Strange Hill
Anejiru
Rocket
T'choupi
Fugget
Committed
Eric
Narc
Getting up
Packy
Novolin
Dogs
Freddy
Sumos
Muto

Kevin

Bronkie
Pecola

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Mitchell was walking to Walgreen's to grab some cold medicine. He ran into 4 unwanted guests.

Captain Novolin is some SNES game about some diabetic superhero. You manage his diabetus, give him insulin, and have to eat certain healthy foods recommended by your doctors. He has to go save the mayor from evil junk food, and this guy named Blubberman. Packy and Marlon is also about diabetes. You play as these 2 diabetic elephants at summer camp. These rats scatter diabetes supplies and food across camp and you have to exterminate them and retreive the supplies. Bronkie's about these dinosaurs with asthma, and you side-scroll across stages, fighting enemies and avoiding asthma triggers. These are all made by the same company as Rex Ronan, Raya Systems. All four of them are terrible SNES games. Play Mega Man X instead.

Captain tried injecting insulin into Mitchell, and the elephants shot peanuts at him. Bronkie also fought. But Mitchell punched them all real hard, knocking them out. He knew some diabetic people that were much more powerful than these 3 diabetics combined. Bronkie was no better. Police arrested them and Mitchell was on his way.

The Hellshow isn't over yet.

 

Yvon
Anejiru
Strange Hill
Kevin
Fugget
Committed
NARC
T'choupi
Pecola
Getting Up
Sumos
Muto
Eric
Dogz
Rocket
Freddy

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Mitchell was going to a hockey game because he had nothing better to do, since he got all his college work done, and he was off work for a few days. He wasn't expecting to be attacked, though.

Kevin Spencer is some weird Canadian cartoon on The Comedy Channel. Generic name, ain't it? It's about this sociopathic kid who's an alcoholic and chainsmokes. He never speaks. He has an imaginary friend, Alan the magic goose. His parents are also drunk and abusive. Kevin goes around town causing lots of trouble. Don't let your kids watch this show. The theme song's pretty catchy, though.

He encountered Kevin at the concession stand fondling women. He immediately ran over and pushed Kevin off them. He encouraged the girls to go get a security guard. They did. Kevin then threw some punches at Mitchell, but he dodged them all. These fics' fighting spirit are all getting to him real well. Kevin then grabbed a hockey stick and came at him. He also knocked 20 people into comas. Mitchell budged into him, and knocked it out. Kevin picked him up and threw him onto the ice. The game hasn't started yet. Kevin jumped over there and lit a match, about to throw it onto Mitchell, but first drinking two whole bottles of whiskey. The match was put out, and Kevin threw up. The police, came over, Mitchell explained everything, and they arrested Kevin, as well as for fondling those ladies. Mitchell got up, got his snacks finally, and went to go watch the game. The QC Storm won this game, and went into the playoffs.

Mitchell went home. He still felt bad that he wasn't able to do anything about Chiaki, Patrick and those guys, but the police have been doing everything they can to find them. Mitch did his best to help them, though.

"I kept my promise guys, I'll help you as soon as I can.", he said as he looked into the sky. It wasn't actually July, it was October now, but whatever.

Yvon
Strange Hill
Anejiru
Rocket
NARC
Committed
Fugget
T'choupi
Dogz
Eric
Freddy
Getting Up
Sumos

Muto
Pecola

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Mitchell drove to Wal-Mart. He needed to get some birthday presents for Tony and Blanche. But a horny family waited for him.

Anejiru is some hentai about this guy that goes to live with his step-sisters. He finds this vial and gets this curse. In order for this curse to go away, he needs to have intercourse with his three half-siblings. Their cat also turns human for some reason.

They sprayed chloroform into his face, and he passed out. When he woke up, he was in a hotel room. The four of them and their cat waited for him.

"Morning, sleepyhead.", the busty Kyouko said.

"You took forever to wake up.", the flat-chested Anzu said.

"Well, it's mainly your guys' fault.", Mitchell said.

He got up and noticed they were naked. Mitchell ran out of the room and they chased him. Kuri also turned human.

Mitchell found an elevator and was far from them. He desperately hoped the elevator would open, let him in, and go down fast. It succeeded. The Shirakawa family forgot about him and went back to their room. Mitchell filed a complaint to the front desk and they called a familiar 911 force we've seen lots, and we'll see even more.

Mitchell found their room and didn't go in. he could hear "things" going on in there.

They were all having sex in there. Yu and Kyouko were doing it, and Ryouko and Anzu were getting on as well. Let's not get too much into detail.

The police arrived shortly. Mitchell got outta the way and let them do their job. The whole Shirakawa family, along with Kuri was all arrested.

Mitchell went back home for the night. His sleep schedule got messed up from what happened.

Yvon
Sumos
Strange Hill
NARC
Rocket
Dogz
Getting Up
Muto
Committed
Fugget
T'choupi
Pecola
Eric
Freddy

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Mitchell was taking Ava, his oldest younger sibling to an event at her school one night. They ran into some people they knew. But there were some people there that had no reason to be.

Getting Up is some game from Marc Ecko, the founder of the Ecko clothing line. It's an ok game. You play as this graffiti artist named Trane. Strange Hill High is about these kids in this school that has lots of weird things happen. It also mixes in puppets with animated mouths. Weird British show.

Mitchell Tanner, Becky and Templeton were helping Trane paint over all the school memorabilia. Lots of people at school were upset over it. They were ruining Bulldog Pride. Mitchell went to talk to them, but they punched holes in the wall.

"You guys don't ruin school traditions.", Mitchell Kay said.

Ava then went to go find her friend Alexis. Mitch was thankful, so she was in less danger.

'If we fight, we take it outside.", Mitch said.

They agreed. Mitchell punched the Strange Hill kids hard, passing them out. Not to people. The unconscious kind. Trane used some of his move noone cared for, kicking Mitchell, but he stood up still. Mitchell used his football moves, knocking him out.

The school cops arrested them and Mitchell went back to Ava and they had a good night.

Yvon
Fugget
Sumos
Eric
Freddy
Committed
Rocket
NARC
T'choupi
Pecola

Dogz
Muto

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Mitchell went back to work the next day. It was quite chilly, so he brought his sweatshirt. He also ran to the Kwik Star closest to Best Buy and got some tornadoes and a Body Armor. He was walking out of the store, but bumped into Eric Feeble.

Stressed Eric is about this unlucky dude named Eric. His wife left him with his two kids. His son has Pica and literally eats everything. His daughter is allergic to literally everything. His maid is a dunk. He hates his rich neighbors. His job is very stressful. It's also made by Klasky Csupo, the same studio that made Rugrats, AAAHH Real Monsters, Wild Thornberrys, Rocket Power and As Told By Ginger.

"Watch where you're going, asshole!", Eric yelled at Mitchell.

Eric's the one being the asshole, but whatever. Mitchell helped him up. Eric was late somewhere, so he left. Mitchell then hurried off to work. They were really busy that day. Mitchell got lots of work done, though. It was the hardest he ever worked at that job.

When Mitchell got done with work, Eric was waiting for him outside. He swung his suitcase at him. Mitchell knew this guy was super weak, and thought of things to stress him out to knock him out. He found dog poop and placed it in front of Eric, then he steps in it. He lures Eric into a huge pile of trash at Target nearby. They run into Target. Eric gets bombarded near a bunch of shoppers. Mitchell then caused him to knock down a bunch of items in every aisle. Eric then finally had his bruise or whatever on his head get enlarged from too much stress, and it made him pass out. The police took him in. Mitchell helped clean up at Target, got a meal at Checkers, and was on his way.

Yvon
Sumos
Freddy
Pecola
Rocket
T'choupi
Fugget
Committed
Dogz
Muto
NARC

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Mitchell went to visit his church after a long time. They were all happy to see him. But some dogs were there for some unknown reason.

Hoop Dogz is some christian cartoon from the creator of Doug, PB and J Otter, Jojo's Circus and Stanley. It's about these dogs that play basketball and learn about the ten commandments. Just to make it clear, I'm criticizing this show, not the bible.

VJ, Trina and Weiner challenged him to basketball. They went outside, and kids from the youth group watched. They were amazed by the dogs' basketball skills, compared to Mitchell. They played knockout. Some kids also came in. The dogs said they would turn themselves in if they lost. Mitchell went against Trina in the first part. He got a three-pointer and got her out.

"Oh, man. Trina's out.", VJ said.

The kids also got VJ and Weiner out as well. They called the police and they were arrested. Mitchell explained to them everything about his friends being kidnapped, and the dogs had a part in it. They understood, and Mitchell said farewell to everyone and was on his way.

ONLY 10 REMAIN

Yvon
Freddy
Sumos
Rocket
NARC
T'choupi
Pecola
Fugget
Committed
Muto

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Mitchell was at his house watching tv. It was on a cheap channel since he had no cable. It showed someone that he was gonna fight really soon.

Freddy Freaker's a character from this hotline commercial. I think he was supposed to tell jokes or something. Oney has made it really popular. It's a really weird commercial.

Freddy broke into his house. He then stole some pickles from Mitchell's fridge and started started throwing them at the wall. Mitchell then threw his University of Minnesota football at him. Freddy threw a pickle right into his mouth. Mitch spat it out. Freddy then jumped off Mitchell's porch outside right onto the street. The cops were already there for Freddy due to reports of him breaking into apartments.

Mitchell cleaned up the mess and went right to bed.

9 REMAIN

YVON
SUMOS
FUGGET
COMMITTED
NARC
MUTO
ROCKET
T'CHOUPI
PECOLA

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Mitchell actually took a couple of his friends with him to the Putnam the next day. They were having this convention Mitchell wanted to go to. Mainly because some of his favorite VAs such as Matt Mercer and Kaiji Tang were gonna be there.

But two regular scientific fanatics were there as well.

Dr. Muto is this game from Midway about this mad scientist that has to gather parts in order to restore his planet. It's a fun game. But one thing I hate is that you have to collect literally every single thing in the game in order to get the good ending. Rocket Robot on Wheels is about this robot that has to save his creator's theme park and Whoopie the Walrus, the park's mascot from his sidekick Jojo. It's on the N64, and it's made by Suckerpunch, the studio that made Sly Cooper, Infamous, and Ghost of Tsushima.

Mitch ran into Muto and Rocket just as the guests went into hiding. Muto shot his raygun at Mitchell, but shot Rocket instead, obliterating him. Muto then turned into a mouse to run around Mitchell and go up his butt, and turn normal inside him, Ant Man and Thanos style, but that didn't happen. Mitchell stepped on him and gave him to the cops.

After that, Mitch got a few autographs from VAs and left with his friends and dropped them off at home. He also knew he was gonna save them real soon, really soon.

7 REMAIN

YVON
SUMOS
PECOLA
T'CHOUPI
FUGGET
COMMITTED
NARC

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Mitch only had a few more left to do. He knew it was inevitable he was gonna see a few of them that day.

Committed is based off some sunday comic not around anymore, created by the same guy that made Over The Hedge. It was a typical cartoon about a nuclear family, with an idiotic dad and annoying kids. Fugget About It's about this mafia boss that rats out his gang and his family's forced to move to Canada. Yvon of the Yukon involves a French warrior from the 17th century being discovered by this boy and his dog. It's very gross and created by the same guy that made Being Ian. Super Duper Sumos is about these thre sumo wrestlers that have to fight villains. it also had a game boy game with one of the worst box arts ever.

Mitchell was going to see a movie, it was the new Yakuza movie. He hoped it'd be great. They're actually making one in real life. He was glad he didn't run into anyone he knew, he just wanted to see it alone. He didn't bother to get snacks since they were ungodly expensive. But during the Cinemark "Please Turn Off your Phones" announcement, luck wasn't on his side. Yvon, Booma, Keemo, Mamoo, Jimmy, Cookie, Cheech, Petey, Gina, Theresa, Liz, Joe, Traci, Zelda, and Nicolas came to him. Mitch didn't wanna bother the previews for anyone who wanted to see, so they all went outside. The sumos all pounced their butts together, and some beam came out of it. Jimmy got his gun out, and aimed at Mitch, but he disarmed him. Yvon started burping and farting, but Mitchell plugged his nose with something. Committed did nothing. The sumos also slammed their butts to the ground, and sent Mitch flying. Mitchell divekicked all of them, tho. The cops came and arrested all the bad guys, and it was over. Mitch finally got to see the movie before it came on, it was good, but not as awesome as the games. He hopes there's a sequel. He then got some chicken from KFC and went home.

HOLY CRAP ONLY 3 REMAIN

NARC
T'CHOUPI
PECOLA

Next month, this hellshow will finally be closed and a champion much stronger than everyone that's ever appeared in my fics combined will emerge.

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Mitchell was walking in his neighborhood, but came across some coke and weed in the street. He did what any sane person would do, and reported it. But something worse would happen.

NARC was originally some arcade game where you shot down a bunch of drug dealers and took down a huge drug lord. It had a good anti-drug message, but for this reboot, it got the orgasm denial of a lifetime. It's about these two drug cops taking down drug dealers and turning drugs in. But it gives you the option to actually use the drugs, and it gives the game some weird effects.

Cops Jack Forzenski and Marcus Hill came to the scene and shot their guns at Mitchell, but he dodged them quicker than a karen is at denying face mask usefulness and vaccines don't cause autism. And he punched them in the face, and they didn't cry like an anime fan at prom night. But they were quick to keep shooting, and Mitchell got out his phone to call the actual cops. They arrested Marcus and Jack for not being actual cops and trying to shoot an innocent bystander.

Mitchell got sleep spray that actually works, not chloroform and sprayed himself with it that night and had some good sleep that night.

ONLY 2 REMAIN

T'CHOUPI
PECOLA

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Mitchell went to Chick-Fil-A since he really missed getting one at school every tuesday. But he saw two foes at the playplace there. It was penguins for some reason.

T'choupi's some french book series about a penguin that's a lotlike Caillou. I first heard about it when I was assigned to watch it for french class. And it also has a dub. Pecola's from the same people that made Gregory Horror Show, but not as great. It's this annoying penguin hanging out with people in his town.

The kids were hurting other children badly, and Mitchell intervened.

"Hey, what did those kids do to you? Kids drive me nuts, but this is too far.", Mitch said to them.

He grabbed them and saw they had no parents with them. He took them to the police to let them know, but they were actually criminals, so they got arrested.

Mitchell was finally done. He put an end to all of them. It was over, or was it?

"I just hope all of my friends are safe, and I get some confirmation.", he said to himself as he went to sleep.

The next morning, he saw something on the news. It revealed that all the people he fought just escaped from prison and were headed to the Allegiant Stadium in Vegas. Mitch had to do something, so he started his drive there.

NONE REMAIN

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We all know of all the events that just folded recently. Mitch is headed his way to the Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada. They all knew the Raiders were his favorite team and wanted him to be surrounded by something he loved when he died, so they chose there. He got his car filled up with gas, got some snacks, turned on some Marshmello radio on Pandora, and was on his way. He had no time to stop anywhere on his way to Vegas, even to sleep for the night, so he drove one endless drive. Nothing bad happened to him thankfully on his way there.

He finally reached the stadium, but he saw some weird things going on at a nearby Rainforest Cafe. He saw a monkey and some businessman there pooping on the floor and shoving corn up their butts. He arrived at the stadium and got out of his car and headed toward the entrance. No actual workers were there, but instead lots of soldiers in black jumpsuits. Mitchell was surrounded by a bunch of them when he finally managed to get in. They all whipped out weapons. Mitchell beat the crap out of them one by one, and more and more of them kept coming. Mitchell still never let his guard down and parried their attacks, one by one. They got beat up and all cried like anime fans on prom night. Mitch then kicked one of the guys and they flung the door open. Mitchell went to the actual field the Raiders play on and beat up many more people. They would just never give up. Mitchell finally got onto the audience section and saw something terrifying. Taka, Chiaki, Gundham, Kaede, Mitsuru, Akihiko, Futaba, Yusuke, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Kenny, X, Zero, Joseph, Speedwagon, Caesar, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Spike, Kiryu, Majima, Yagami, AVGN, and Travis were all tied up to seats. But all the lights in there turned off and a voice said something.

"Mitchell Kay, you just won't ever give up and let us do our business. You took down each and every one of us, and hurt our feelings. Now we'll truly show you what true despair feels like and fill you up with it."

The lights turned back on and showed Clone High JFK, Uzaki Chan, and Henry Stickmin on the field tied up with guns pointed to their heads. They were all shot and life slowly sunk out of them, and they were all dead.

The lights turned back off and on again, but things were different. The dead bodies were gone, and everyone he fought was there, and more people as well.

Curious George, the leader of his cult was there. It turns out that all of those people were part of George's cult, all started because he got locked up in a cage with a diaper on for pooping on the floor to protest going to Rainforest Cafe. He broke out of his cage and found Mochizuki, Honma, Tom, Emily, Milk, Tetsuko, Mizuki, Kazuomi, Fuzzbucket, Ernie and Maynard on the way to the cafe. They also got a temple and sacrificed Hundley, Fujita, Piggle, Milk Chan President, and a frog. They also kidnapped some people Mitchell knew, and one of them was his friend Roman. But the whole cult tested positive for monkeypox and got thrown into quarantine. The Man in the Yellow Hat also caused some trouble, he was in the stadium as well. They also seem to have some more members. Little Baby Bum was all there, with their recruits, Anastasia, Kuro, Herb, Yamada, Hanasaki, Ueno, Aki, Jack, Shadow, and Dark Woody. The cult also had some new recruits. They were Mizuki and Jana from Slight Fever Syndrome. They explained their story. Mitchell also freed all his friends and then they went down to the field.

Honma got out an ear of corn and tried shoving it up Kiryu's butt, but he used Essence of Tiger Drop on him. Chiaki and Kaede hurt all of the Double Duty Nurses, along with Makimura. Travis sliced Kazuomi's hand off with his beam katana. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward murdered T'choupi, Strange Hill Hill, Kevin Spencer, Yvon of the Yukon, and the sumos as well as Kenny did. Majima gave Mochizuki a concussion. Angelino and Vinz were all beat up by the Nerd. Mitchell and Yagami beat the crap out of Jack and Marcus, as well as the other Jack, Trane, Muto, Yu, Rex Ronan and Novolin. X and Zero knew the Larsen and Falcone families were Maverick, and beat them. Akihiko, Yusuke, Mitsuru and Futaba Beat up Ana and Kuro. Mizuki and Jana made out in the corner, but were interrupted. Spike also shot Ernie and Maynard. Jotaro and Kakyoin ora'd and emerald splashed Packy and Marlon and Bronkie. Taka and Gundham scolded the Shirakawa girls and Kuri. Herb made some weird food, but suffocated on it. George, The Man in the Yellow Hat, Little Baby Bum people, Tom, Emily, Fuzzbucket, Pecola, and Woody were beat up by Mitchell, Patrick and Majima. Chiaki and Kaede hurt Milk and Tetsuko. The Sensitive Pornograph guys got too horny and died. Shadow died of worry. Even Speedwagon was afraid and hurt Rocket. Joseph and Caesar predicted Ah Lang and Guy's moves and got the advance on them. Eric's stres mark killed him. VJ, Weiner and Trina also pooped themselves to death. Freddy Freaker also killed himself.

It was finally over, and the cops surrounded the stadium. A helicopter came to evacuate everyone. Everyone came back to life and looked deadlier. But the horn and the fire alarm in the stadium went off. It caused all of the bad guys to start shaking and get cut to pieces and split like a palm tree. Mitchell and all of his friends got on the chopper and finally escaped. They were all finally safe and sound. They finally got home and got all the rest they needed. It was finally over, they won. That Mina girl from the 2nd chapter also congratulated Mitchell.

But one second later, Mitchell actually woke up from this very long dream. He must've been asleep for a few days. That was such a weird dream with all the pod research, hellshow, cult, autistic headcanons, Crybaby Clown, Goofy, Word Party and chamber pots.