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Dean was sitting in the middle of the screen, he waved and said: “Hi Hunters, welcome back. Today is a bit of a different video. I mentioned this in my recent Q&A video and you all seemed to love the idea, so here is some stuff about my husband I’ve had to cut out of previous videos. This is either from the videos we did together or from videos before the reveal when I said too much. Anyway, that is enough babbling from me, I hope you all enjoy it!”
The intro rolled, it was a drawn impala that came down the road, it stopped in the middle of the screen and the drawn Dean gave a wink to the viewers, then he sped off again and the smoke was bridge back to the video.
The first clip was from the reveal video, Castiel was looking into the little screen on the side of the camera as he mussed with his hair and huffed. He turned to Dean and asked: “Do I look okay? I want to make a good first impression.”
Out of frame you could hear Dean, who said: “You look absolutely stunning, huggy-bear.”
Then he leaned in and gave him a quick peck on the lips.
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The next clip was out a video about something stupid Dean had done in college. He was in the middle of a sentence when he was interrupted by a knock. He looked to the side and called out: “Yeah, come in.”
“You’ve been recording for two hours, so I brought you a donut and some coffee.” Cas said as he got into frame to hand over the snacks.
Deans face lit up and he made grabby hands to the goodies. It made Cas laugh as he gave him the donut and coffee. Dean immediately took a sip right in the middle of Cas warning him for the heat. He spat out the sip when he inevitably burned the roof of his mouth.
Cas laughed a bit at him and Dean looked up with a pout and said: “It’s kind of your fault, so you need to kiss it better.”
“Oh, is it now?” Cas replied with a raised brow, but he was already leaning in.
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After that it cut to them sitting opposite to each other while Cas was concentrating on Deans eye make up. Dean softly said: “Cas?”
“Yes, Dean.” Cas replied absentmindedly not breaking his focus.
“You’re really cute when you’re concentrated.” Dean said, smiling as Cas spluttered and stopped what he was doing to hide his face in Deans chest.
Dean hugged him and kissed the top of his head, before releasing him to get back to what he was doing.
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It cut to an older Q&A, where it was Sam and Dean driving in the Impala. Sam read from his phone: “I want to know something about your mysterious boyfriend, at least give us an eye color please.” he looked up, “A lot of people liked this one, seems like they’re really curious about him.”
Dean laughed: “Yeah, they always are.” he looked to where the camera was for a second, before turning his attention back to the road as he answered, “His eyes are this amazing sort of blue, you know. They’re piercing when he looks at you and it’s almost like they draw you in, fixating and you have to look. He’s really good at staring, so you’ll just get sucked into these beautiful pools of blue so bright they could rival the sky on a sunny summers day, but they’re also icy and cool if you manage to piss him off. In short they’re stunning and amazing.”
Next to him Sam rolled his eyes and commented: “That’s enough poetry about his eyes for today.”
Deans far off dreamy look disappeared of his face and was replaced by something sheepish as he said: “That was a bit much, maybe. Although it is all 100% true. I’ll probably cut this part.”
“That’s fair.” Sam replied, then he smirked and ribbed: “You really are whipped for him, dude.”
Dean blushed heavily and he said: “Shut up, like you’re any better about Jess, bitch.”
Sam pouted and shot back: “Whatever, jerk.”
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Then it went to the next clip, which came out of the Q&A video. Dean was about to read something of his screen when Cas stopped him. Dean gave him a questioning look, but Cas just fixed his hair and murmured: “You ran your hand through it again.”
Dean nodded in understanding and smiled softly, before clearing his throat and pulling his attention back to the question.
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The clip after that was out a solo video of Dean, he did his intro: “Hi Hunters, welcome back. Today-”
He cut himself off and turned back to the surface next to him where he sometimes put stuff he needed to show for a video. The space was now occupied by a photo frame. He picked it up and smiled down at the photo.
“Sorry, cut this out. I got this picture from the living room, so I can look at it. Cas will be back tomorrow from that school trip.” he explained, looking down once more.
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After that it cut to a bit from the Husband Tag, it was the discussion which had gotten cut out. To refresh memories he had left in the first bit as well. It began with Cas whining: “How many times do I have to tell you that I am not a strange being.”
“When you can prove you’re not.” Deans shot back instantly.
Cas threw his hands up and said: “How can I prove I’m not immortal, without dying.”
Dean took a deep breath and said: “You could try and teleport or fly, if you are an angel you should be able to fly.”
“I am not an angel, Dean. I have told you this many times before.” Cas said.
Dean smiled and replied: “With a beautiful face like that you could’ve fooled me, darling.”
Cas blushed, but recovered quick enough, by saying: “Flirting won’t work as a distraction technique to avoid the fact that you do not have any arguments.”
“I have arguments.” Dean exclaimed.
Cas gave him a look and Dean went on: “Like, History, you know too much about, like you were there when it happened.”
“I studied History, Dean.” Cas sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
Dean squinted at him with suspicion and said: “I’m not convinced, babe.”
“Sure,” Castiel rolled his eyes, deciding it wasn’t worth it right now, “Shouldn’t we get back to the video now?”
Blinking confused Dean looked back to the camera with surprise, before smoothing over his features and getting back to the list of questions.
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The next clip was from another story time video. It wasn’t long.
“So then me and Cas ran back like Hell, with this mad store owner on our asses.” Dean said, with a sparkle in his eyes, then he frowned and told the camera: “I said Cas again, didn’t I? Stupid, sorry, I meant Rick, my roommate. Let’s do that again.”
You could hear him pout: “Cas is much more fun.”
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It cut to a clip from the Husband Tag, they were still prepping. Dean was fiddling with the camera and the focused wobbled a bit, but you could clearly see Cas sitting next to him. Once everything was clear, you could also see the love stricken look on his face.
Dean turned around and smiled as he asked: “What’s that face about?”
“Nothing, I just love you that’s all.” Cas shrugged.
The smile on Deans lips broadened as he replied: “Love you too, Cas.”, then he nodded to the camera and asked: “Are you ready?”
“Probably not, so let do it.” Cas answered.
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The last clip was from when Dean had attempted to teach Charlie how to bake a pie to impress the ladies, which had been an experience to say the least. Nothing much was happening at the moment, they were just kneading the dough and at this point they had already captured some funny shots of that, so they weren’t really focused too much on the video itself.
In the distance you could hear a door open and close. Then a heavy thud followed by a long groan. Dean and Charlie shared a look, before Dean called out: “You okay over there?”
Cas’s voice flowed down the hall: “Yeah, just work.”
“What happened?” Dean yelled back, there was some shuffling after that and it was to be assumed that Cas had appeared in the doorway, which was just out of frame. When he saw the set up he quickly said: “Oh, you’re filming, I can come back later. Wouldn’t want to disturb.”
Dean looked at the camera and immediately said: “No, we have the stuff we need for now, we have time. Really. Come in. It’s your own damned house. I’ll cut it out, promise.”
“Don’t worry, just vent.” Charlie said from beside him.
Cas stepped into frame and gave her a short hug as he greeted her, before turning to Dean and nearly collapsing against him. Dean couldn’t really hug him, since his hands were dirty, but it seemed effective none the less.
Dean asked: “Wanna tell me what happened?”
“I had forgotten I put the deadline for three classes on the same day.” Castiel said, his voice muffled slightly, “Which means I have to grade 90 fucking papers all at least 3 pages long and I hate everything right now.”
Smiling softly Dean said: “That sounds like it sucks, angel.”
Cas looked up and complained: “It is.”
Charlie tried to comfort him: “Well at least we have comfort pie in a few hours.”
“Thank you, Charlie.” Cas said, then he sighed, “I think, I’m going to try and get started on the papers, good luck with your pies.”
“Same.” Charlie replied.
“Yeah, good luck.” Dean said, then he slapped Cas’s ass when he walked off.
Cas squeaked and frowned at the flour now staining his jeans, leaving an obvious hand print. He quickly threw a bit of flour in Deans hair and dipped his hand in the flour making a hand print on Deans shoulder, before hurrying out of the kitchen.
A lot of fans remembered that, there had bee loads of theories that Charlie and Dean were secretly together with the jump cut and the sudden appearance of the hand print as proof.
Then it went to the end card. It was the same Dean from the beginning of the video and he said: “That was a lot of fun to put together, honestly. I hope you all liked it, if you did hit the like button and subscribe and hit that bell. Bye Hunters, see you on the road!”
Then the video ended.
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God, Sam, didn’t lie about the
poetry
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the casual i love yous make my
queer little heart hopeful bitches
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OMG teachers hate their own
deadlines #karma
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HE HAD A PICTURE WHILE
CAS WAS GONE!!! I CAN’T!!!
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I need a dentist now, damn
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So far we got:
sunshine
angel
darling
huggy-bear
babe
Just how far does this mans
nickname vocab go??? Where
does it end???
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He really tried to use the History
knowledge as an argument when
Cas studied History, like he’s
lucky he’s pretty, you know.
We stan a dumb bitch
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