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Ino Yamanaka: Sakura chan you dog get over here I want to have a word with you

Sakura Haruno: Hn yeah

Ino Yamanaka: Tell me what all these letters are (Pushes a bunch of letters to the girl)

Sakura Haruno: Eh (Grabs the papers and starts reading out loud)

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Hi Saku -kun

       Thank you and your team mates especially Sasuke kun for saving me back in the forest of death. I am writing to tell you that I am pregnant and since you are a female alpha I can only assume it was you who got me pregnant. Anyways I just thought to inform you that you will have a kid living in Kusagakure.

Sincerely

Karin Uzumaki

P.S. Sasuke -kun I love you and want to have your kid next

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Dear Genin of Konohagakure

         You got me pregnant not that I am unhappy I now will have a kid I can call my own. I just thought to inform you that you will have a kid in Iwagakure should you ever what to come and visit.

Sincerely

Kurotsuchi the Yondaime Tsuchikage

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Dear brat of the leaf,

         You got me pregnant and we only met once or twice during the chunin exams how is that possible. In any case you will now have a kid in Kumogakure so congrats I guess. I am not moving to Konohagakure for you even though you are cute. Never mind that say hi to Choji Akimichi for me would you.

Thanks

Karui

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Dear Leaf genin,

         I am writing to inform you that I am pregnant with your kid congrats. I have always wanted a kid so thank you. If you are in the area you are free to stop by but the kid is staying with me in Kirigakure.

Thank you

Mei Terumi the Godaime Mizukage

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Dear Leaf shinobi

       I am pregnant thanks to you. The kid will stay in Sunagakure and you can visit if you like.

Thanks

Maki

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Dear Leaf Brat,

I am pregnant thanks in part to you. You better not think of taking the kid away from me. I will be in Otogakure if you ever want to see your kid.

Sincerely

Kin Tsuchi

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Hello my beautiful blossom

         I am writing to tell you I am pregnant. So congrats you’re a father. Thank you for the gift I will cherish and raise the kid well in Takigakure. Chomei even informed me that they look forward to meeting the little one. Anyways hope to see you around.

Sincerely

Fu

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Dear Sakura Haruno

         You probably do not remember me but I am writing to inform you I have now successfully become pregnant the kid will be raised here in Amegakure. I will teach them all I know and I hope you are able to one day see them.

Konan

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Dear Sakura you brat

       You got me pregnant and I am not even sure how I mean I know how I am a medical ninja but still I am 50 and you still manage to knock me up so congrats. I will be in Konohagakure soon.

Sincerely

Tsunade Senju the Slug Sannin

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Dear Half pint,

     You got me pregnant and I am keeping the kid.

Sincerely

Anko Mitarashi

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Dear Sakura Haruno

       My father informs me that I need to either marry you or have the kid be labeled a bastard. I hope you write back soon

Thank you

Hinata Hyuga

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Dear Sakura

       I am not even sure how but you got me pregnant I will take care of them don't worry

Sincerely

Tenten

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Dear Sakura

       You got my mom pregnant so thanks I guess

Kiba Inuzuka

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Dear Sakura

       How troublesome you have made this but my mother is pregnant thanks to you

Shikamaru Nara

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Dear Sakura

       Hm Oh yeah my mom's pregnant so thanks and see you around

Choji Akimichi

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Sakura Haruno: Um what how I never done it before (Very confused)

Ino Yamanaka: Well not according to these letters and I want one so we are going to my house so be ready in 5 minutes I will be waiting 

Sakura Haruno: What wait How I mean What? Hey come back here Ino I am not sleeping with you, Ino? And she is gone great, just great

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Author's Note: Just a fun one-shot that I had in my head because why not I mean Naruto gets all the girls why can't Sakura do it too. Anyways hoped you enjoyed the short read and who knows maybe I might write another fan fic soon. Until then take care and stay safe everyone ^_^