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Though stoicism is the cornerstone of my profession, my reserve does not render me immune to negative feelings. I have known war. I have known disappointments, untimely loss, and harsh economy. I have known illness. I have suffered slights and sorrows, if you will, the slings as well as the arrows of fortune. However, since I began my post as valet to Mister Bertram Wooster, I have come to recognise a novel despair, singular and heretofore unknown to me. It seizes me when my employer announces he is off to the cinema to view a film featuring Mister David Niven.