what_the_freck



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    “It is a well-known fact across the major leagues that one does not smack Lan Wangji’s ass.”

    Wei Wuxian rolls his eyes. Everyone smacks everyone’s ass in baseball. It’s how the game is played. Lan Wangji does not get to be exempt from this most sacred of baseball traditions.

    Wei Wuxian will make sure of that.

     

    Or, a Major League Baseball AU

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    24 Nov 2022

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    Whew… why do professional sports AUs always hit me in the feels? Modern day gladiators take my heart.

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    Dongfang Qingcang remained steady, almost uninterested, like he’d gone through this conversation thousands of times. He tucked the loose end of the gauze against her skin. “If I’m no weapon, then I am nothing.”

    “No. If a weapon is what you want to be, so be it. I won’t stop you. But there is so much more to you than that.”

    His face was starless and carefully empty. “Like what?”

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    19 Nov 2022

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    This fic ripped my heart out, gave it a gentle squeeze, then placed it back into my chest with a soft pat.

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    “First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”

     

    Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.

    Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.

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    26 Mar 2021

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    Brilliant. Show-stopping. Incredible.
    Black Widow!WWX was an interesting twist on the classic time travel fix-it.

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    It happened like this: Jin Ling was a sect leader now, which was, and Jingyi really meant this, fucking hilarious. There were few things funnier, in his honest opinion.

    Because he was young, and inexperienced, and also — it had to be said — a real shithead, there was apparently some belief amongst his advisors that the best way forward, to promote the picture of a stable, mature sect leader who absolutely did not cry at the drop of a hat, was for Jin Ling to get married.

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    OR: Jin Ling and Jingyi get engaged.

    Things spiral from there.

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    08 Mar 2021

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    This was a delight to read. Love the juniors wedding shenanigans.

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    Not the Pokémon AU you asked for but the one you’re getting anyway.

    Featuring: full time gym leader and local cryptid Zuko, badge challenger Sokka, and Katara who can only look at so many memes before she flips.

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    15 Aug 2020

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    So so so good!