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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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11 May 2026
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Abigail Prefers Two Ears and an Unblemished Throat by LadyFelixTristis
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
07 Feb 2021
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“Hello?” A young woman’s voice, friendly but with a note of apprehension.
“Is Mr. Garret Jacob Hobbs available?”
“Sorry, wrong number!” Click
He slowly lowers the handset to its cradle and looks at it bemusedly, eyes narrowed in thought. He hadn’t dialed incorrectly, had he?
He lifts the handset and dials the number again. Same voice, this time less friendly.
“Is Mr. Hobbs available?”
“Wrong number!” The voice tainted by annoyance. No apology this time. Just the click.
Well. Not every experiment is a success, he supposes.
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Abigail is back for revenge, and Hannibal has no idea who he's up against. -
The Dawn Will Break Before You by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2018
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“Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”
Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”
The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”
“You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”
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02 May 2026
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once upon a time, a boy is woken/by sunlight. by Sunnystar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2026
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For the record (and this has got to be said), Gwaine had a pretty normal childhood. Sure, his family was a Wizarding family, and he remembered bits of a past life, but humans can adapt to a great degree.
Up until the premeditated murder, at least.
Or.
Gwaine Weasley’s Guide to Well Deserved Murder
[A Weasley SI. Sort of.]
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- Part 3 of the poison drips through
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Nahida thought her growth would be slow. She expected it to be a gradual sort of thing, taking place over centuries. But in the months and years after her escape, Nahida shoots up like a plant moved from shade to light.
Nahida photosynthesizes, grows from a sprout to a sapling, destroys a building, initiates an accidental mind-meld, and begins to come to terms with the five hundred years that were taken from her, roughly in that order.
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- Part 11 of scara brainrot
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27 Apr 2026
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run, godspeed by Dialux
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Mar 2025
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“You had one girl. Only one. Because the other one slipped your grasp and you killed their father! And now you’ve dropped the last hostage we had to trade for your uncle into the middle of nowhere?”
[Joffrey decides to teach Sansa Stark a lesson in gratitude. Sansa learns something else altogether.]
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25 Apr 2026
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Yor dies. Twilight copes.
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23 Apr 2026
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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23 Apr 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
OR.
Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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20 Apr 2026
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feral Kakashi for the win ch22
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‘Protect him,’ Kushina prays in the quiet of her own mind as she leaves; pleading silently to the old spirits from her childhood, to the things that the Uzumaki Elders used to whisper about in hushed tones.
‘Love him,’ Kushina begs of the things she only knows from instinct and half remembered stories, those things filled with the power of salt and sun and deep deep waters. Those things that live and thrive in the heart and soul of every Uzumaki who has ever breathed and battled and bled. 'Guide him, keep him safe for always. But love him most of all. My little prince of eddies and leaves.’
Left behind, left alone and cold where before there was only a soft sort of warmth and a steady kind of safety, Naruto wails.
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- Part 1 of Whirlpool Calls Him Home
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15 Apr 2026
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stealing babies continues to be good
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Merope Gaunt dies at the end of 1926 after giving birth to Tom Marvolo Riddle, naming him for her bewitched victim and her abusive father.
Millie Fontenot dies alone, with no family of her own, and no one mourning her loss, at the near end of 1956.
It is fortunate then, that Millie wakes up. It is less fortunate, however, when she is not in her own body, time, and with a baby.
SI/OC into Merope Gaunt.
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- Part 2 of The Red Right Hand
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13 Apr 2026
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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Michael Wright believed himself to be a good person. He paid his taxes, was polite to his neighbors, friendly at the workplace, and made regular donations to charities he became involved within his line of work. He believed himself reasonably aware of good and bad characters, which is why he had a feeling Vernon Dursley was of the latter sort and was not very enthused about the dinner invitation.
Harry didn’t like it when people came to visit. Uncle Vernon was always more mean, Aunt Petunia kept shrieking about everything being perfect so they could impress whoever’s visiting, and he always got locked in his cupboard early.
An ordinary dinner might be all that's needed to intertwine two not-so-ordinary destinies into one.
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- Part 1 of Intertwined Destinies
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25 Mar 2026
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(legally) stealing children continues to be good and we should probably do it even more often
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"Hey, V, pass the eggs," Mack said, sitting down and shredding off her leather jacket, sliding her M9 back in her pocket.
Victoria passed her an incredulous look, glancing at the eggs, the bacon, the tray with warm toasts, the huge chicken roast, and then at the small boy sitting cross legged on the sofa between the kitchen and the table, squinting at her through huge glasses like a thin, little grasshopper and looking expectantly hopeful.
The eight year old boy they just kidnapped last night.
Did kidnapped pre-teen boys usually cook food for their kidnappers without being forced?
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- Part 17 of and several bad jokes later
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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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Don't Let Them See You Cry by Daisyapples
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
25 Jan 2026
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05 Feb 2026
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They sit, and Jason immediately grabs half of his pile to sift through. His eyebrows do something funny, and he asks, “Following protocol?”
“Yes,” Tim replies. Then he squints suspiciously. “Please tell me you did too?”
Jason scoffs. “Yes, pretender, I've been following protocol. But seriously, tell me you haven't thought about just warning someone. Believe it or not, the idea of being able to prevent my death and not doing it doesn't inspire warm and fuzzy feelings, dipshit.”
Tim winces and resists the urge to say the very first thing I thought of when I got here was preventing it, because he doubts Jason would be all that flattered.
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Tim and Jason get sent back in time after dying to a magician. Stuck there permanently, they change things on purpose, commit some justified murder, and fall in love on accident.
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- Part 1 of The echo of what could have been
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15 Jan 2026
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the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans by antebunny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Feb 2024
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The prisoner is calmer than Tim was expecting. He says that he is Tim's big brother.
He says that they didn't leave Tim to die.
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14 Jan 2026
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mothman is real and he wants to kill me by wesslan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Mothman (Folklore)
27 Mar 2023
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All Tim wants is a cup of coffee, but his dear brother Dick insists on dragging him along to hunt a murderous and elusive Mothman that he claims is haunting Gotham City, specifically Crime Alley.
Tim doubts it’s really Mothman, seeing as West Virginia is very, very far away. But he gets sucked into the mystery all the same, because saying no to a determined Dick Grayson is about as easy as eating a chair with a pair of chopsticks. And besides, he's always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory.
Alternatively: Mothman with a gun. Mothman take me by the gun? GlockMan? I think I’m losing it.
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13 Jan 2026