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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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11 May 2026
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Abigail Prefers Two Ears and an Unblemished Throat by LadyFelixTristis
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
07 Feb 2021
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“Hello?” A young woman’s voice, friendly but with a note of apprehension.
“Is Mr. Garret Jacob Hobbs available?”
“Sorry, wrong number!” Click
He slowly lowers the handset to its cradle and looks at it bemusedly, eyes narrowed in thought. He hadn’t dialed incorrectly, had he?
He lifts the handset and dials the number again. Same voice, this time less friendly.
“Is Mr. Hobbs available?”
“Wrong number!” The voice tainted by annoyance. No apology this time. Just the click.
Well. Not every experiment is a success, he supposes.
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When he’s ten, Orion recognizes Slytherin’s locket in the drawing room, lost amongst other nicknacks and cursed items, knowing better than to touch it.
He stares for a long while, wondering how he could’ve forgotten, before turning on his heel.
He remembers the story. How can he not? But it’s fragmented and jumbled in his head, blurring with what he knows of this life and the details he does recall don’t concern him.
There’s only so much one can remember about a book read a lifetime ago.
Orion has no interest in getting involved.
He’s got a life. A name. A duty to his family.
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- Part 2 of My Harry Potter stuff
- Part 2 of Isekais and Self-Inserts
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08 Jul 2025
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the one with orion (maybe the real black madness was the trauma we got along the way)
(also THAT kind of love)
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Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.
A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.
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- Part 13 of lulu's self insert fics
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21 Mar 2023
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the one with kagura (and the anbu weirdos) ch15