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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    “You got,” said Ed, pointing at Stede’s shirt, “a little something.”

    In all honesty, Ed couldn’t remember anything from the past five minutes of their conversation, not since one of Stede’s rapturous bites of scone had crumbled and dropped marmalade and butter into the ruffles of her silk shirt. A fucking shame, for such a thing to happen to such a fine fabric. A fucking nightmare, for this conversation, because the only thing that Ed could think of was going over there and licking it off Stede’s shirt, and that was really out of the question.

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    15 Aug 2022

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    “Edward,” says Stede, incredulous, “are you jealous of the terrible sex I very rarely had with my ex-wife?”

    “Of course it sounds stupid when you put it that way,” Ed grumbles. “And yes.”

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    Ed and Stede do something weird.

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    13 Aug 2022

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    “I’m going to ruin you,” Izzy snarls. “I’m going to make it so he never wants you again.”

    Bonnet pulls back far enough for Izzy to see his smirk. “At least he wanted me in the first place."

    Izzy growls and tears open Bonnet’s shirt.

    (Or, the one where Stede and Izzy have a lot of hatesex but are, in order: bad at the sex part, good at the sex part, and embarrassingly terrible at the hate part.)

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    13 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    Countesses? Princesses? Hot girls who will only ever look at him as a second rate jester? These are all things that are out of Greg’s depth. He doesn’t know how to bridge that gap of status, doesn't know how to flirt his way to the top without making an ass out of himself. But Tom? He can work with Tom.

    Or; after realizing he was nothing more than a one time wedding hookup for the Contessa, Greg considers the merits of seducing the man he just blindly offered his soul to. As one does.

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    22 Dec 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    No real person involved

    Song: "The Autopsy Garland" by The Mountain Goats
    Length: 2:51

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    16 Dec 2021