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- Danny Phantom (2)
- DCU (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 271
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 144
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 7 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 17 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
- 9,609
- Works:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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"Potter
Room Of Requirement.10:00PM. Be there."
The letter didn't say who it was from, yet Harry knew immediately.Series
- Part 3 of When You Break
Bookmarked by taroooo
09 Jun 2026
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Tim takes baby steps into the Batfam.
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- Part 2 of Awesome Tim is Awesome
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Bruce wakes up before his alarm, he always does these days. Long past the training schedules, the long days pushing himself above and beyond. Those habits burned deep into his bones years ago had been replaced by a new duty, the children, his children. Even when asleep, his mind maps out his family, the house breaths different when there around. Each running on their own rhythms, each with different needs. He wouldn’t change anything about any of them for the world
Five children, five routines to check off the list.
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What was supposed to be a Bruce girl dad fic ends up as the Wayne family morning routines. 5 different kids with 5 different needs, and while Bruce might not always get it right the first time, he does what he knows, listens to his kids, and they get to breakfast eventually
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a meal more filling by inconceivable
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Mar 2026
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It isn’t long after their plates arrive that Dad says, “I’m glad this old place is still here. Remember how excited you always were to get poutine here after your games growing up?”
Shane nods. “Yeah, after a win, sure.”
Beside him, Ilya mocks a horrified gasp. “What? David, you, Mr. Canadian government himself, only let your growing Canadian boy have national dish on condition of victory? Explain yourself.”
Or, two decades and five plates of poutine in Shane Hollander’s life.
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We're not really strangers by dylans_dreamscape
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jun 2026
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Jane invites Lily to her hotel (1410) and they have a very hot, very intimate first time.
Written by a lesbian who actually knows how this shit works.
Title from 'we're not really strangers' by Olivia Ruby