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[PODFIC] Fish Out Of Water by curlofacalyx (takonomz) for Shiome
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jan 2023
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“Oh my god, oh my god, please don’t drown yourself in Shufu’s vintage tub—“
The panicked little plea dies on Lan Xichen’s lips as something extraordinary, something magical and horrifying happens in front of his stunned eyes.
As soon as the water covers him completely, the young man twists like a snake and presses his legs together.
Skin trembles and crackles - the transformation would be grotesque, if it weren’t so beautiful. A thick golden tail unfurls like a glittering stole. It’s so long it has to coil twice to fit in the tub, scales glittering like a sunken treasure.Retired swimmer Lan Xichen rescues someone, but that someone isn't quite human. He makes himself very much at home in his bathtub, however. (A mer/human romcom with a very mild sprinkle of angst)
Big thanks & love to Shiome for allowing me to podfic her works & being an emotional support throughout the process. :')))))
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Jiang Cheng was cute, if you liked the whole whiny pissbaby vibe. Mostly he was a walking migraine, and Wen Qing couldn’t look at him without imagining slapping duct tape over his mouth so he’d shut the fuck up.
Or: Wen Qing can't stand her roommate's little brother. But she also can't stop fucking him.
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29 Jan 2023
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Jiang Cheng was cute, if you liked the whole whiny pissbaby vibe. Mostly he was a walking migraine, and Wen Qing couldn’t look at him without imagining slapping duct tape over his mouth so he’d shut the fuck up.
Or: Wen Qing can't stand her roommate's little brother. But she also can't stop fucking him.
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- English
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- 31
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- 1/1
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29 Jan 2023
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Sleight of Hand by deuxjolras
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2022
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“Zewu-jun,” Meng Yao says in a grave voice. “You’re in extremely bad shape right now. If you move at all, you’re at severe risk of completely depleting your Qi. Do you understand?”
(Meng Yao is the inventor, author, and mastermind behind a Xianxia-inspired tabletop RPG -- and the gamemaster to a ragtag group of players who assemble in his apartment every Sunday and eat up his snacks. Lan Xichen is a guest player down on his luck.)
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- English
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29 Jan 2023
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your lips, my lips, apocalypse [Podfic] by GinevraFangirl for Cupcake_09
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2022
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Lan Zhan’s past comes back to haunt her on a Tuesday night, drenched in Emperor’s Smile while wearing a set of rhinestone pasties and high-heeled Louboutins.
(Or: how Lan Zhan's big lesbian university crush convinced her to stop worrying and love her body.)
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29 Jan 2023
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Infomercial: The AO3 Podfic Posting Helper by blackglass, esbielle, LittleRedRobinHood, Ravin, TheLordOfLaMancha
Fandoms: podfic - Fandom, Browser Extensions
08 Jan 2023
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This is an audio infomercial made for podficcers' favourite browser extension, the AO3 Podfic Posting Helper.
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- English
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- 39
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- 99
Bookmarked by takonomz
29 Jan 2023