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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    The Decepticons are low on war funds, so Megatron decides to sell something of his that’s considered to be extremely valuable.
    His officers aren’t enthusiastic about his decision, but they do see him in a new, horny light.

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    04 Oct 2022

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    now THIS is how you write crack, and just as addictive too X)))

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    Discussion regarding fanfiction tropes produced the observation that in one subset of Harry Potter fanfiction, "Harry/Draco slash" [HDS], Harry has a short, thick dick, while Draco's penis is long and thin. We tested the hypothesis that there was a consistent difference in how these two characters' genitalia were described. Additionally, we tested the hypothesis that slash fiction authors in this subset of fandom did not place equal emphasis on the description of testicles as compared with penii. We surveyed 100 HDS stories in online fanfiction archives and collected data on sexual description and content. Here we present the first quantitative test of fanon stereotypes and show that these explicitly sexual stories contain low levels of visual/sensory genital descriptions. Qualitative comparisons demonstrate trends in support of both hypotheses, although sample sizes prevent statistical significance. We use these findings to discuss how fanon may develop despite the incorrect assumption of perceived ubiquity.

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    24 Sep 2022

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    Rises above scholarship to become a work of art.

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    "So you're a dyke now," Pansy said after they'd settled at a table far from the pounding noise, sipping on a mai tai.

    Hermione winced. "Don't use that word."

    "It seems you're never quite done policing what I can and can't say," Pansy said.

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    02 Sep 2022

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    AWKWARD LESBIANS AHOY!! A really believable look at how these two could plausibly get together post canon. Good adult life representation too.

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    Hux is determined to beat his competition for a promotion at First Order Financial, even if it means hiring a shady sex wizard named Kylo. Some investments are better than others.

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    18 Aug 2022

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    Legitimately my favourite work of urban fantasy, period. Also, marathon gay sex.

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    “Connor,” Hank says in a very reasonable tone, “what the fuck was that?”

    “It was a social gathering.”

    “Uh-huh. A fuckin’ orgy is what it was.”

    “I’m well aware of what happens at an orgy, Hank.”

    AKA the one in which Hank discovers what his prissy android partner gets up to at the weekend and very much wishes he hadn't.

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    18 Aug 2022

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    Love all the dbh stuff by this author but this one is particularly funny since it's the closest to their canon set up. The dialogue SLAPS.