silentwalrus
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Ed opens up the catacombs on the first of September, clapping his hands and then watching the stones part like the swish of a theater curtain, pouring over each other to reveal the dark, blocky tunnels beneath.
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- Part 20 of caveat emptor
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2023
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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The fall equinox celebration is coming up, and Roy finds that he is, for the first time in quite some while, inclined to take it as holiday.
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- Part 21 of caveat emptor
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cayenne champagne by silentwalrus for tinfigs
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
11 Nov 2022
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“Is there,” Roy says, as if tasting each word like a morsel of cheese sourced from a mousetrap, “something you want to tell me?”
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- Part 22 of caveat emptor
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seven inches from the sun by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Sep 2022
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Talking to Hawkeye this morning was supposed to take him down a couple notches, not aerosolize his higher brain functions. Again.
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- Part 19 of caveat emptor
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Slice of life, only the lives are Ed Elric's and Roy Mustang's. Politics. Violence. Stupidity. A lot of animals. True love(?). And of course like 4 separate instances of fake dating
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TERRIBLE ideas by gracelesso, silentwalrus
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Apr 2020
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Convenience grouping of my little FMA word doodles!
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grapefruit cinematic universe by silentwalrus, teacuplet, tinfigs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
05 Oct 2020
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vegetarian option by Nonymos for silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Dragon Ball
30 Dec 2022
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Something explodes on Promised Day.
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30 Dec 2022
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“I didn’t do anything!” Ed explodes, before instantly changing course—“I mean I did all the work!
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Ed’s standing on the bank of a waterlogged floodplain—which, until five minutes ago, hadn’t seen use in several years—when the past catches up with him.
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13 Dec 2022
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Ed's seen Mustang precisely once since he left Central, and that at a distance. He'd been deep in his second year of courses at the university in Xing, barrelling back into his apartment in the outer ring of the palace in search of a misplaced book, unsure whether the university librarian was in fact hot on his heels, when he’d sensed it—that familiar shivering dryness, old ash on a hot wind.
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how river learned to stop worrying and love the moon by oriflamme
Fandoms: Books of the Raksura - Martha Wells
01 Oct 2019
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Chime is, apparently, useless. No one else seems to notice or care that their first consort wears almost the exact same jewelry to every formal event.
Really. It's been years.
So River takes matters into his own hands.
Bookmarked by silentwalrus
12 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
And yet River is suddenly, horribly certain that Moon is next. If he doesn't get himself killed, he's going to outlive them all. He already acts like Stone. He skipped straight to doing whatever the hell he wants long before he came to Indigo Cloud. They're going to be stuck with him forever.
The image won't stop haunting River. If this is what mentors deal with all the time, River doesn't want to know.
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At Moon Falls by pentapus for yopumpkinhead
Fandoms: Books of the Raksura - Martha Wells
17 Dec 2014
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“What happened to him?” Jade asked.
“Diplomacy,” Stone said, bored like he hadn’t dragged her half-conscious first consort into the common room of the queen’s level and deposited him as a sodden lump in the middle of the rug.
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Bookmarked by silentwalrus
07 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Call it a predator satiation strategy. Except, of course, that I got hit by that one random shot.