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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    After killing his father, Ed finds himself helping his mother with the cost of living. It's not idyllic, but a smidge too saccharine for 'bitter-sweet.'

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    26 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Ed and Izzy have been married for a long time and attached at the hip even longer. But lately their relationship lately has been dull, lifeless. Izzy doesn't know what to do about it. Ed makes a suggestion.

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    23 Nov 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Israel Hands is miserable. His ex, best friend, and roommate, Edward Teach, has a new boyfriend, the annoying Stede Bonnet and Izzy is still single. Edward's run for Mr. Leather London is on the line as the three attempt to figure out how to navigate love and unconventional relationship models.

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    21 Nov 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Ed is a privet investigator who works with Izzy to help alphas find their omegas that have been taken from them. Current laws have stripped omegas of their rights and have become little more than breeders, or house spouses. When Lucius has gone missing, Ed is glad to find the omega before being sold off; the only issue is an unknown omega bound and gagged locked up for any alpha's enjoyment. Claiming the omega Ed, is left taking care of this poor omega to keep him safe.

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    09 Nov 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    In the aftermath of the Battle, Bilbo tries to put himself together and ponders a winter beneath the mountain. Kili navigates the role of a prince, and the consequences of loving an Elf. Beneath anyone's notice, something dark is growing in the shadows.

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    15 Aug 2022