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    Podfic of two related Aziraphale/Crowley stories by idiopathicsmile. The first one is explicit; the follow-up is gen.

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    Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

    AKA my “Stede is going to go off like a horny volcano when he finally gets laid” fic.

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    Featuring Stede’s cursed yet sexy moustache, Swede lore and Lucius being altogether too good at his job(s). Unbetaed.

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    17 Jul 2022

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    When Stede finds out Ed has never sat for a portrait, he requests that Lucius see to the matter.

    The only problem? Lucius has spent the past several weeks claiming he can only draw nude figures, so he doesn't have to sketch Stede at every given opportunity. It's a lie, but a useful one, especially when so many handsome pirates are now willing to pose naked for him.

    Including, apparently, Blackbeard.

    Or: Ed poses for a portrait in the nude, and Lucius has to watch Stede go through a life-altering internal crisis, witness a frankly upsetting level of sexual tension, and deal with the most fidgety portrait subject ever. At least he gets to ogle Blackbeard while he's at it. For the sake of art. Obviously.

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    28 May 2022

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    Vlad throws an ancient artifact at Viago's head which causes him to fall through a wormhole and into Stede Bonnet's auxillary wardrobe. You know, just your average Saturday.

    Podfic of Before Ed There Was Viago by AppleTeeth.
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    24 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Stede's back with his wife, Edward's depressed, and Lucius is stuck playing therapist.

    ...Maybe a bit of fix-it fanfic will help.

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    A fill for this prompt:

     

    Set during the season finale: Lucius decides to cheer a forlorn Ed up with fanfiction. Unfortunately, it works a little too well. Soon, he's forced to read it in front of the entire crew. Doing the voices is the absolute worst part.

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    23 May 2022

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    Lucius Spriggs: the unofficial – and involuntary – relationship counselor of The Revenge.

    “Edward has something he needs to say to you, don’t you, Ed?”

    Blackbeard shifts his weight. He can’t seem to meet Lucius’s eyes, which is all right with Lucius, given that the last time they made eye contact Lucius was tossed into the sea and nearly died.

    “I’m,” Blackbeard says. He lets out a breath. “I’m sorry for trying to kill you. I was taking my emotions out on you instead of dealing with them in a healthy way.”

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    22 May 2022

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