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  1. Rec 9

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    “Feeling kicky today,” said Drack Malofy to himself in the mirror, pulling on his high-waisted jorts.

    It was, after all, Casual Friday.

    He tucked in his color bloc polo and fastened his brown belt.

    He put on his Oakley sunglasses and kissed his mother Narlene on the cheek on his way out.

    Then, he climbed into his rusting jalopy and drove towards the Des Moines City Sheriff’s Department of the City of Des Moines, just as he had every weekday for the past ten years, and just as he would every weekday for the next ten years to come.

    *An extremely silly and absurd crack fic based on a running joke about our own HP fandom typos*

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    09 Feb 2022

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    It was an unmistakable sensation, like she was hovering her hand above the perfect Tarot card.

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    15 Sep 2021

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    "Careful," he says dryly. "Or I might think you're trying to flirt with me."

    "Oh, you'd know if I was trying to flirt with you."

    "Maybe," he concedes, flicking his hair back with a practiced nod of his head. "But would you?"

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    03 Jun 2021

  4. Rec 90

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    “'Cock', Granger? Unless Pansy gave you a very special assignment I'm not aware of, that's fairly salacious. Even by Prophet standards.”

    Hermione startled as soon as his voice broke the silence of their shared office, hunching over her desk instinctively. “What? No. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “I’m wearing my glasses,” Draco said, amused by her denial. “I know what I saw.”
     
    Hermione gets caught working on her "creative writing" project at the office, and Draco offers his assistance. Featuring: banter, sexual tension, and a drink or two to relax some inhibitions.

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    23 May 2021

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