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    It's been seven years since the war, five years since Hermione and Ron broke up, and...oh dear Merlin, two years since Hermione went on a date.

    But it's fine. She has friends. She has her work.

    Very complicated work that keeps her late in the office one Friday night. That takes her down to the Department of Mysteries, and back to the Hall of Prophecies for the first time in ten years.

    And in that one night, her humdrum life is thrown completely out of the window.

    Suddenly her life is one bizarre twist after another. Prophecies and potions and and caves and cliffs and house-elves and and and-

    And being stuck in the past. Stuck ten years in the past with Bellatrix Lestrange.

    That bloody prophecy.

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    12 Apr 2022

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    Nayeon, journalist extraordinaire, has a superheroine crashing her place - literally - and decides to offer her a couch - her new houseguest turns out to be grumpy, sarcastic and a really good(-looking) housekeeper.

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    13 Jun 2021

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    Finally, she opens a door to a bathroom and sees a woman sitting in the bath, eating fish crackers and smoking a joint.

    The woman jolts at the noise of the door being opened and, oh no, she’s hot. Heather only came to this stupid party to placate Mac and Duke and now her stomach is bottoming out at a woman wearing fishnets and black lipstick and a joint is held between her lips and smoke is swirling around the bathroom and she doesn’t quite know what to do.

    “Evening.” The woman says, blowing out some smoke then eating a cracker. “Want one?”

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    01 Jan 2021

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    Everyone knew all too well how much of a bitch Chloe Bourgeois could be.
    However- she had one rule in her bitch morals, never make fun of the things they can’t control- their.. ‘preferences’, their.. sexuality.
    It was a simple rule, she knew she had no right to judge people for who they love, so why waste her breath on judging people when she didn’t mean it?
    Chloe didn’t realize how much people would open up to her.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    Possibilities lined up before her. If she was a superhero, everyone would love her. She would have parades. She’d be powerful, perhaps more powerful than her parents. She couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she, Chloé Bourgeois, was a superhero!

    Then she looked in the mirror.

    Leather.

    Chloé was wearing not only a full-body leather suit, but on top of that she wore leather gloves, boots and a belt. Leather-on-leather! An atrocity! Even worse, Chloé’s hair was pulled out of its neat ponytail, and had turned into a mess of curls. Chloé spent an hour every morning having her butler straighten her hair, she didn’t want it to revert to it’s natural curly state every time she transformed! The excessive leather did not even spare her head, giving her both leather ears and a leather mask that tinted her sclera blue.

    If Chloé’s mother, the Queen of Fashion, ever saw this, Chloé knew exactly what she would say: “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!”

    So this is why superheros had secret identities.

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    30 May 2020