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Astarion confesses to his Dark Urge lover that he doesn’t actually want to have sex anymore and they talk him into it anyway. He breaks up with them and walks away. Done. Right? Alternative and much more evil universe where rejecting the brain damaged Chosen of Bhaal doesn’t go down that easy and the others don't find out until their leader disembowels themselves on the docks of Baldur's Gate.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Tale of the Cinder Blade and the Shining Star by MissChrisDaae for girlzilla
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms
05 Jun 2026
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There is a masquerade set to take place in the icy citadel of Mephistar, hosted by the Archdevil Mephistopheles, attended by all manner of mortals bound to the Hells, and with a grand reveal planned for the last stroke of midnight.
Seven vampire spawn are brought to the ball with orders from their Master to secure prey for him before time runs out. For the spawn in the guise of a star, a dashing stranger disguised as a bronze dragon makes for a very tempting distraction.
One warlock is sent into the festivities with a strange crystal sword, a dragon mask, and orders from both his patron and her mysterious partner to find a vampire spawn and run them through with the blade before the clock strikes. When one of those spawn, glittering with the beauty of the night sky, happens to approach him, it should make things simpler.
Instead, it's only the beginning.
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A Wyllstarion Cinderella retelling.
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23 May 2026
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The villa is not what one would anticipate—not that I had troubled myself with expectations. Still, when one marries into an infernal dynasty, certain standards are to be met. At the very least, they must attempt to approximate the grandeur of my presence.
Raphael—now my husband, thanks to some dreary ceremony performed for the amusement of whichever god fancied a laugh that day—kept the location of this… ‘honeymoon’, as he insists on calling it, a dreadful secret. He called it his bridal gift. Of course, what greater gift could there be for him than myself?
Raphael gifts Astarion a diary to document their honeymoon. Astarion mostly uses it to complain about his husband, the local cuisine, and a particularly offensive spice called paprika.
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08 Apr 2026
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I tried them all. None of them answered. by dramatic_chipmunk for HermeticPrinciples
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Jan 2026
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Before he stopped trying and decided on obedience, Astarion spent a year in a coffin, praying to gods who never came.
Ten prayers. Ten gods. One hundred words of deterioration each.- Language:
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01 Apr 2026
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Hope is the cruellest lie a devil can sell, but Astarion bought it anyway.
A hundred years in the Underdark have left him collecting bounties on feral spawn and drugging himself to sleep. Seven thousand mouths he swore to save, and most of them are dead or worse. When Raphael resurfaces with coin, a map, and the promise of a relic that could fix everything, Astarion follows him into the deepest dark he's ever known.
Something down there should have stayed buried. So should the kiss.Series
- Part 1 of And All Who Dwell Below
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06 Mar 2026
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According to her, one of these should appeal to him above all others. It should call to him so clearly that its owner was sure to be compatible with him on a biological level — compatible enough that simply existing near them could begin to purge the rot still pulsing into his body from the wellspring in his carotid artery. Passive recovery, they called it.
Astarion has been mated to a monster for 20 years, a nightmare with no way out. When he finds himself faced with the prospect of freedom, the possibility is overwhelming. How could he get by on his own when just getting through the day is a battle? Fortunately, there's a lifeline, a voluntary program that matches people who have suffered a great trauma with a volunteer whom they are scent-compatible with. By simply sharing a home with this person, healing comes faster than it ever could alone. Astarion is paired with Wyll Ravengard, a young man who has done more for the program than almost anyone else.
It's a simple arrangement - move in, get better, and move on without giving a new alpha any chance to harm him. After all they've suffered, who would expect feelings to complicate matters?
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04 Mar 2026
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Would Raphael even contemplate it?
Or would it be silenced with a kiss—perfectly timed, as always—as if Raphael could sense the words forming and wanted to swallow them before they took shape. The way his human glamour swallowed everything else with its big brown eyes and cuddling hands.Or, Astarion and Raphael have been married for a while. Their sex life is not what it used to be. Astarion suggests something that might help him feel more, and it forces them to stop pretending things are “just fine.”
For raphstarion week 2: Radiant Damage.- Language:
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26 Feb 2026
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Young and new to Mizora's service, Wyll learns that a pacted soul can never bind to its mate. He thinks he understands what this means for him. But when he falls for Astarion, he finds the consequences are more costly than he knew.
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18 Feb 2026
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The Whipping Boy by thecheeseburgercat for not_whelmed_yet
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Apr 2026
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Eight year old Wyll Ravengard has everything he could ever want—save a friend. And then he meets a saddened but sweet elven boy in the park, and gains far, far more than he bargained for.
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Wyll now sees a scratchy tangle of rope, ebony black with nine tails of knotted smaller ropes descending from a central coil. A cat o' nine tails, his mind helpfully supplies as his stomach drops.
"Father," he whispers, feeling all of a sudden lightheaded with fright. "Please..."
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16 Feb 2026
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In the Shadow-Cursed Lands there is a place that twists your worst memories,
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16 Feb 2026
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Halsin looked at him. “This could be…incredibly painful.” He reached out and took Astarion’s hands in his own. “Are you sure you wish to do this?”
Astarion nodded. “Yes. I’m very sure.”
or: after enduring two hundred years of torture at cazador's hands, astarion finds a life renewed alongside halsin in reithwin. but he is still infinitely curious, and when he discovers the fate of his parents, he can't help but pull that thread. to them, he is dead and buried - but maybe some good can come from it after all.
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14 Jan 2026
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“How long?”
The plug sat exactly where he had set it. The carved obsidian base caught the light when he shifted, just visible between his cheeks, the rest buried deep and holding him open.
“Since...” Astarion swallowed, his throat clicking.
“You flee across three districts. You change venues nightly. You make me hunt you through this hole's frozen bowels.”
“All while wearing me inside.”
“Since the second night.” His voice dropped. “When you did not come.”
Raphael stilled. “Since the second night,” he repeated, slow and exact, his thumb tracing Astarion's lower lip and catching on the split he had bitten earlier.
“I wore it so you could find me. So I would know...” His voice caught. “So I would remember who I belonged to. Even if you never came.”The cost of coming for him grows heavier each time.
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07 Jan 2026
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Spirit Squad Sandwich by stolenglow (xlph) for rewrites
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Dec 2025
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As the final whistle blows, motivation turns to adoration. Sports stars Wyll and Karlach team up to give cheer captain Astarion a victory celebration of his own.
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14 Dec 2025
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17 Things That Made This Kobold's Day PERFECT (Number 12 Will Make You Cry) by dramatic_chipmunk for darkheartedrose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Dec 2025
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KOBOLD DAILY EXCLUSIVE
Look, we've all had good days. But has your day ever been THIS good?
Popper—Purveyor of Treats and Trinkets, licensed Entrepreneur, and Senior Shiny Correspondent—had the BEST day in the history of days. We're talking: premium grave loot, successful mystery box sales, head scritches from the Big Horned Lady, only stepping in ONE of his own traps, and the sale of a definitely-not-haunted glass eye named Gregory.For business inquiries, please leave a shiny object under the third rock from the left near Dribbles' tent.
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05 Dec 2025
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Astarion's just a vampire (phlebometist) trying to make ends meet after his shitty ex-husband (Cazador) took everything in the divorce, including his self-worth. His boss (Araj Oblodra) is a bitch who doesn't want to take no for an answer. When he looks in the mirror, all he sees is a washed-up husk of a man who used to have everything.
His work bestie (Karlach) is trying her best, along with her girlfriend (Shadowheart), but he seems determined to circle the drain. Until their regular donor (Wyll) shows up. Together, with a little help from their friends, they find a happily ever after. Or at least, for now.
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15 Nov 2025
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the kindest of kisses (break the hardest of hearts) by jellyfishline
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Feb 2024
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Astarion has kissed people before, of course. He’s kissed quite a lot of people, thank you very much. Some of them even survived the process.
Some of them he even enjoyed. Not that that’s here nor there.
Astarion successfully seduces Wyll, but Wyll is less interested in taking Astarion to bed a second time than he is in kissing him senseless. Astarion has no idea what to do with that.
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24 Sep 2025
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I Slit the Throat of Your Confidence by kittenintheden
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Aug 2024
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So like. What DOES happen after that tiefling party if Astarion and Lae'zel hook up, eh?
(this is an Astari'zel pseudo-hatefuck fic)
(like it reads like a hatefuck but it's kind of more of a respectfuck? they're matching energy is what I'm saying.)***
She surges forward, moving like liquid mercury, and fakes him out with a right hook to block while she brings her left hand up to cuff him squarely under the chin.
“Bleeding hells,” he swears as he stumbles back, fingers going to his jaw. There’s a flash of fury on his face, of spite and vengeance. Then it’s gone, replaced by a calculating look. His lip curls back, showing teeth, and his pupils dilate. He moves to circle her and she responds by moving in the opposite direction, keeping their same distance. Astarion’s fingers clench and flex, clench and flex.
“Gloves off, then,” he says, voice low and breathy.
She raises her hands in a ready stance, welcoming an attack. “I never said they were on.”
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06 Sep 2025
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For as long as Cazador can remember, every trance has brought the same memory to the forefront of his mind.
There is a white-haired elf, slender and fine-boned. Cazador cannot see his face, but he knows it is beautiful. Sometimes, the elf is dressed in fine things, lace and sable, a cloak of raven feathers, a necklace of dragon scales. Sometimes, he is naked.
Sometimes, he kneels at Cazador’s feet. Sometimes, he is in the arms of a stranger. Sometimes, he is in the middle of a grand ball, a shining star in the crush of nameless, faceless people. Sometimes, he is alone, in a dank, dark cell, white hair streaked with grime.
Always, these memories end with blood spilled: either the white-haired elf’s, or Cazador’s.
Cazador prefers when it is his own.
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19 Aug 2025
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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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30 Jul 2025
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Cazador Szarr is dead.
So...why doesn't he feel better?
When Astarion escapes to the roof of the Elfsong Tavern the night after killing his Master, he doesn't expect to find Jaheira sitting on the swing, also unable to sleep. And he absolutely doesn't expect her to be someone he confides in.
A story of friendship, understanding, comfort, and a rickety wooden table.
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27 Jul 2025