It hurt his head to think about what he was doing prior to… this, but he was fairly certain he’d gone to bed. Like any normal day. He’d returned from his routine shift at the Fatui headquarters and gone back to his studio apartment to sleep. The first thing his slightly dumbfound mind managed to conjure up was that he’d been isekai’d, but it was thought with a mental laugh and a ‘yeah, sure’ followed right after.
Meaning the only feasible conclusion was that he was still asleep, and this was all a dream.
Or, Ajax wakes up somewhere that looks suspiciously similar to Liyue, from Genshin Impact, the videogame; and resolves to change history.
Alternate working title by Avana: Big Brothers Ajax's Misadventures in Space-Time One Accidental Adoption at a Time
[word count up to chapter 12: 69k. not as glorious as the one in my other fic, but at least Funny Number has been achieved again]
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08 Dec 2022
Debates become arguments. Arguments become fights. Fights become something more when Kaveh goes overboard in his vices the longer he lives with Alhaitham. Soon, the Scribe's peace becomes far too interrupted for him to ignore the problem, making it his own to solve despite Kaveh's deliberate resistance.
Of course, far be it for him to realize he may have been the problem all along. And luckily, or perhaps unluckily, the rejection Kaveh expects only spites Alhaitham to prove him wrong further.
The onikabuto battle isn’t the only thing Ayato is winning tonight. The prize? Itto’s virginity.
Due to misplaced pride in his ability to survive anywhere, the one and Oni Arataki Itto finds himself wandering the dense forests of Sumeru alone in pursuit of proving Ayato wrong.
Unfortunately for the Oni, the rainforest is quite the treacherous territory for the unprepared. Especially with the Akademiya nearby. One whiff of a sweet scent will be all it takes to send the Oni's plan crashing down. And perhaps he won't be so lucky to be found in such a compromising position by the Yashiro Commissioner in the end.
After all, if Itto was going to act like a brat, Ayato would treat him as such and allow the Oni to learn his own lesson.
Kaveh gets lost in the desert, goes into heat, and gets found by the one person who can't know what he is, or: Kaveh's No Good Very Bad Day.
“You’re not carrying me,” he says with a weak kick.
Alhaitham stops and lets his own legs take his full weight again; Kaveh’s ankle does something terrible for his self esteem and then he crumples almost to the sand before Alhaitham’s arm catches him again. One arm, because that’s all he needs to take Kaveh’s weight. He’s such a show off for a man whose ass never grew in. “Fuck’s sake,” Kaveh mutters to himself.
“You were saying?”
Alhaitham snorts. “Am I your servant now?”
“Yes,” Kaveh snarls.