purty64
Fandoms
Recent works
-
when you accidentally scary movie gambit yourself by TypingMonkey (purty64)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
17 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
While investigating the spoooooky voice, Penn has an epiphany
-
Tags
Summary
Different trauma, different time. Similar result.
-
Tags
Summary
Traumatic injury takes getting used to
-
squids... are like alliums by TypingMonkey (purty64) for dustfromspace
Fandoms: Great Potato War (Web Series)
19 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Squidkid and Techno as rival farmers during Dutch Golden Age, getting caught up in tulip mania
-
Say that we'll be nemeses by TypingMonkey (purty64) for dustfromspace
Fandoms: The Great Potato War (Minecraft Youtube)
17 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Concept: Technoblade, Dutch potato farmer living above his means; Squidkid, fallen aristocrat turned journalist with a one sided beef, trying to ruin his life. And Jonathan Coulton is there.
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 1,325
- Works:
- 1
-
- Words:
- 540
- Works:
- 3
-
"Wit" begins with a w, right? by TypingMonkey (purty64)
Fandom Don't Starve (Video Game)
15 Oct 2021
Summary
Everyone in the Constant is there for a reason. Usually, that reason is hubris, or greed, or foolishness.
Wit is here to help.
- Words:
- 1,498
- Works:
- 1
-
The Spiralling Shape Will Make You Go Insane (with frustration) by TypingMonkey (purty64)
Fandom SCP Foundation, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Apr 2020
Summary
adventures of my Spiral avatar oc!
- Words:
- 2,970
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 4
-
Summary
what if the player (me) was RICH and HATED JojaMart and could PAY EVERYONE????? now we know!!!! it's this.
- Words:
- 1,570
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Recent bookmarks
-
Absurdly Simple by PlaidAdder
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
31 Mar 2013
Tags
Summary
This was archived at Sacrilege! sometime in the mid-1990s. At the time I was using "Irene Adler" as my pseudonym for the Holmes fiction. Sacrilege! is, alas, defunct; so I am reposting those stories here.
The year after the Return, Holmes is working hard on a blackmail case and won't tell Watson who the client is. Watson does a little digging, and learns a lot of things that he really should have known already. The rest is history.
Series
- Part 1 of The Sacrilege! Stories
-
Flesh & Flora by tysmiha
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
It may be more of the good doctor’s purview, but Sherlock Holmes can appreciate the odd rare medical curiosity. The roses filling his lungs are certainly curious. It’s unfortunate that he won’t live long enough to learn much.
Watson, he thinks, will be fine.
Bookmarked by purty64
26 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
LETS GOOOOOO GOOD HANAHAKI AND SHERLOCK BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!! AN INCREDIBLE COMBINATION!!!!!
-
Tags
Summary
Technoblade and Philza as they would be in Dungeon Meshi!
Series
- Part 8 of Sparrow's Artwork
-
Tags
Summary
The Enterprise has been tasked with convincing an alien race to join the Federation, but Jim isn't having much luck persuading them. When they insist that a ritual to reveal one's true self is the only way to gain their trust, Leonard volunteers. It's better than watching Jim or Spock risk themselves, but he could never have predicted the consequences.
OR
Leonard gets high on an alien ritual drink, has to suffer through withdrawal on the shuttle ride home, and then, to make matters even worse, has to apologize to Spock.
Series
- Part 2 of Spones Oneshots
-
Tags
Summary
Leonard can flirt with the best of them, but he never takes it further than that - for good reason, he can't. Although he'd hoped no one would ever know, when Spock finds out, it isn't as terrible as Leonard had expected. It might even be a good thing.
OR
Leonard has struggled with erectile dysfunction for years. Then Spock discovers his problem and offers to help him.