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    “Oh, ah. Hallo.”

    Essek startles so badly he drops his levitation. He whips around, a hand thrown reflexively out to defend himself, a spell ready on his lips. He has to blink. And blink again. But no, he is not imagining this. Here is Caleb Widogast in the flesh, standing in Jester and Fjord's sitting room.

    “Hello,” Essek manages, his throat very dry.

    [Or: Four times Dynasty fugitive Essek Thelyss sought refuge with Jester Lavorre, and one time he found Caleb Widogast instead.]

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    21 Nov 2022

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    Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.

    Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.

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    05 Oct 2022

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    01 Oct 2022

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    Phoenix Wright, owner of Wright & Co. Art Supplies, navigates moving into a new apartment with his daughter (to say nothing of the horde of other kids he's accidentally become a father figure to), a soulless new art store seeking to ruin his career, and a new neighbor that doesn't get home until 3 a.m. each night.
    Miles Edgeworth, owner of the KRMA radio station, navigates trying to keep the staggering amount of kids on his payroll out of trouble, attempting to breathe life into the dying medium that is radio, and a new neighbor who he's only ever seen at 3 a.m. each night.
    Their friends hope that those two lovestruck idiots figure themselves out.

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    17 Sep 2022

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    Most of Miles' decisions were well-thought out. They made sense. They were logical. Safe. The decision to stay in Phoenix's guest room while he worked on his dissertation, however, had been made entirely on a whim-- and no matter how he tried to keep it all together, it was going to drag him as far from his comfort zone as he'd ever been, whether he liked it or not.

    Phoenix had been in love with Miles Edgeworth for years; what they had now was perfect, though, and he would never dream of asking for anything else. Even so, inviting the man into his home for an unknown period of time was bound to unearth some truths... could it really be that they were more on the same page than he'd ever thought possible?

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    29 Aug 2022