octopedingenue
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- Deadpool (Comics) (1)
- Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (1)
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Three calls Malcolm Merlyn didn't make.
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Here, Now by octopedingenue for infiniteeight
Fandoms: Bourne (Movies), The Bourne Legacy (2012)
20 Dec 2012
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"Aaron. What do you think I'm doing here? With you."
Aaron thinks too much.
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Yotsuba & Robots! by octopedingenue for lnhammer
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Yotsuba to! | Yotsuba&!
09 May 2012
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Avengers Audition applicant #139: Yotsuba Koiwai.
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Getting Paid by octopedingenue for amaresu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), X-Force (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
23 Dec 2011
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"Deadpool, meet X-Force. X-Force, meet Deadpool. If you've got the money, honey, he's got the arsenal."
What happens in campus Illuminati assassin squad stays in campus Illuminati assassin squad.
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Sakurashin Town's resident land god does a little landscape work.
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if the story's over by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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Generally, Shen Qingqiu only visits him at work when he’s really got something to yell about—protagonist dick size or sex pollen caves or weird poisons that Shang Qinghua forgot to invent cures to, or something. Today, he says, “Look, there’s news and I thought you should hear it from me.”
Shang Qinghua doesn’t look up from his papers at first. “Okay, sure,” he says, absently—how much money are they spending on incense again? Absolutely fucking absurd—and glances up when Shen Qingqiu remains silent. “What is it?”
Shen Qingqiu folds the fan and taps it nervously against his palm. “Mobei-jun’s getting married,” he says.
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it must follow, as the night the day by Tossawary
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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Airplane Bro transmigrates into his own web-novel only to find out that the System messed up his world! Shang Qinghua is a demon in this world! All the characters supposed to be humans are demons in this world! And all the characters supposed to be demons are...?
Moshang's first meeting in a Role Reversal AU.
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- Part 2 of Scum Villain Stories
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22 Jan 2023
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Not Quite Mutual, Not Always Gratifying (Except Sometimes) by liodain
Fandoms: Watchmen - All Media Types
15 Apr 2011
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For a kinkmeme prompt: Rorschach is finally comfortable enough to have bare skin touching that doesn't involve a needle and some disinfectant... as long as it stays above the waistband. I want someone to make him come in his pants without touching anything below the waist.
In other words, unrepentant smut.
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21 Jan 2023
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You're the cure by greenteafiend
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2021
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“Spit it out,” said Mobei Jun impatiently.
“It’s just—the only, um, method of reversing this curse that I know of would be very unpleasant for you! Extremely unpleasant! You’d probably want to avoid it at all costs! So I think the best course of action would be for me to do a little more additional research to see if I can find another way that would be less, um, personally distasteful for you, my King. That is, of course, assuming that being trapped in this lowly servant’s body isn’t already too distasteful to bear?”
“Tell me what your ‘method’ entails and I will make a decision,” said Mobei Jun.aka, Mobei Jun touches an object that curses he and Shang Qinghua to swap bodies.
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20 Jan 2023
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i feel my temperature rising by lovelyorbent for bashirsangel
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
22 May 2021
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“Oh, well, it’s interesting. See — oh, do you know what a Gnydarian is? They’re like big jelly things that are covered in these cute li’l poisonous barbs — and, well, anyway, mating is really painful and unpleasant for them, you know, because of the barbs, so to continue the species they have to have a way to make not mating even more unpleasant. Basically, they have this glandular secretion that makes them want to — you know, turn down the lights and play something sexy and get with the babymaking, or they get jelly-like in a bad way. Basically a big old endorphin bomb. I have a sample of his blood from when he was here and his testosterone and vasopressin are through the roof and by now he’s probably basically leaking noradrenaline — ”
Angel had to stop her before the syllable count on those chemicals started to get too high. “So Spike got — get off my leg, Spike — what, magically roofied?”
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18 Jan 2023